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Shylim
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:42 pm


You all have my deepest apologies for my absence. I have finally managed to graduate high school, a feat I thought impossible a few months ago.

Anyway, I will try my best to be on as much as possible and be a better guildmaster. I know I have been slacking and probably deserve some sort of punishment *cough* for it.

But please forgive me. I missed you all deeply.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:16 pm


Now welcome to the impossibilities of college and it's bizaare ritual of forcing you to take all of your highschool courses you were struggling with again at twice the speed. Hurray education!

And it turns out that Klismaphillia is the clinic name for being sexually aroused by enemas. I only mention this as I'm studying for a final and this so happens to be one of the things I will potentially be graded over. Learning rules!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:07 pm


LOL. Cool.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:02 pm


4laugh

Shylim
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:47 pm


Meh... All knowledge is worth having. Some bullshit isn't, though.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:59 pm


Shylim
f**k college. I'm getting my own place and moving on with my life. Secondary education is a waste of my time like high school is a waste of your tax dollars. 4laugh


So lucky... everything I wish to do requires a damn degree nowadays. Even as recent as eight years ago you wanted to get into journalism all you really needed was enough inspiration, now you need that damn piece of paper too.

So congrats!

also supposedly you can kill a woman by blowing into her v****a forcefully... see College does serve some use, although not much! I'm learning new things every day!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:58 am


It appears college has some merit indeed...

G'luck with that, RocketPunk.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:25 pm


You should give me a name for that so I can add it to the encyclopedia!! I miss you guys.

Shylim
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:56 am


Flatrocide- Latin, flat (wind, blow) cide- to kill.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:31 am


Giving it a name only makes me want to found a country that executes female serial killers by means of flatrocide.

Supposedly it's very painful.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:38 pm


I'd believe that... -Shuddershudder-

It kind of reminds me of what giving birth could feel like, but backwards. That is, if you blew hard enough. Or maybe if you had a fetus cannon... Oh just think of all the dead baby jokes.
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