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 Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 2:21 am
Do you guys have any stories about things happening to you on Gaia that were...Well, off in ways? Did you hear something rediculious? Perhaps deal with idiots or people wantng to cyber? Was it funny? If so post it here! Here's a few from me: .While I was taking a break from doing job applications one day I went to rally wearing two towels and shaving cream, a female avatar came to me and told me that i was sexy, and that they wished to rip my towel off and suck on my boobs, and hump my avatar. My only response to it all was "Even with the shaving cream?" .I went into rally once again, and there was a group of gaians sitting around, they invited me over so I came over. They then asked if I would join their group or nice people since they fell that the other group (There were two main group, and a few bystanders, the "Nice" group had 5 or 6 people, the other group had maybe 3) were jerks. Then they told me how thy tried to reason with the other group, I asked what the problem was, they just said they were jerks and that they were picking on them. Maybe a second or two later one of them walks to the other group and just says "u a retard". At that point I think I witness the "negotations" that took place. .This one has been stolen from my friend Asaginess: "Gaia Gangstaz: I'm sure you've all run into them, but maybe not to this degree. I once met someone at a rally named "Crip Legend". I remarked that its odd someone in a hardcore gang would be playing Gaia. He went OFF. After I told him to "Calm down lil boy" he replied "Im 14 B*TCH IM A MANNNN!!!". He later found I was an adult woman and asked "dammnnn can I hit that p*ssy?" and also wanted to know if I wanted to be his "ho" essentially. I reminded him that its not very gangsta to have your mom buy your crip outfits or to bring a Naruto lunchbox to recess at Jr High. That ended that one pretty much" Come on, I know you guys can add to this! xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:48 pm
Hmmm, the most interesting things that have happened to me lately have been on KarmaD... who frequently makes friends in such places as WTF? Why'd you sex me?!, What would you do if you found the AAY in your bed?, and ____ is my hot hot sex... not uncommonly at 3 in the morning...
So yes, sexings, revenge sexings, sleep overs, people divorcing me either for being a guy dressed as a woman or for wearing their dresses... Joining the Nudist Crew...
Well, I was in puzzles a couple weeks ago, and I'm just minding my own business and doing a puzzle... And some person in there it somehow comes up that she's from the Phillipines or something, so I say cool... And her response is something about oh, do I think that's cool 'cause there's a bunch of prostitutes there? So I'm just thinking... Ooooo-kay... Weirdo... Lemme do my puzzle! DX
Anywho, I say no and she makes a comment about how good, she supposes not all men are sex obsessed asses or whatever... So as soon as I finish my puzzle(probably of a kitty =x ), I leave... And the entire time I'm thinking, wow, what would she say if she found out I was a girl when I corrected her earlier to say I'm a guy ^.^
*shrugs* And that's the pointlessness of the day. Hip hip horray.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:32 am
I have a new one!
So one day I was in rally (That seems to be my place on Gaia, since I rule at racing.) and there where two gaians running around, one looked female and was trying to convince the other (Who looked male) that she was having his baby.
I was in a random mood so I joined in with "It's my baby." The female looking one looks at me and says how they aren't a lez in caps lock (The overdramatic idiots ALWAYS use caps lock...Like it really helps.) I responded by telling her that I artifically insemenated her.
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:30 pm
I'm totally jealous, Mids =P
Some random 'NOT A LEZ!!!' having your babies and not someone you know and love? See how you are...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:46 am
Lobo-chan I'm totally jealous, Mids =P Some random 'NOT A LEZ!!!' having your babies and not someone you know and love? See how you are... Well if it makes you feel any better... *Insemenates the Lobo* There, now YOU can run around in the Rally trying to convince me that the baby is mine! Yay! Heheh, but that's nothing Blahandahalf (Who is my best friend/ex girlfriend.) was using her manly avatar to get perverts to go away when they were hitting on me, and then she'd started to do THE LAMEST pick up lines ever and she'd try hit on female gaians in rally, which for me was crazy funny, and it was creating funny visuals as well.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:48 am
Hmmm... now how do I hide my pregnancy from my dad? Awww crap... Ah well... Sean's already pregnant with my baby, though he seems to have forgotten ^.^;
Oh, and... at one point there was this guy bothering me, so I went on my other accounts and claimed to be my siblings and told him to leave me the hell alone blah blah blah... Eventually, it worked. Horray for being my own older brother(who crossdresses... or was I using my brother's account?) and sister? ^.^;
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:20 am
Heheh, you are your own brother! xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:43 am
For some reason, I've really gotten into that damn rally lately. BUT, it reaps its rewards! Last night I was on there and there was this guy and girl, obnoxiously flirting with each other. I put myself in the middle of them, and the guy kept trying to block me! He got in the middle of myself and his "girl," and I go, "Oh well. Guess I'll just have to be gay instead." And I start using the kissy emoticon.
They broke up that day because the girl called him gay. Made my night. XD
Heh, good times.
P.S.--Curses upon Midi for causing this random interest in gaia all of a sudden. CURSES.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:22 pm
Awww, but we love our Mids, Blah sad
And that sounds totally awesome! >.<
You should hang out in the why did you divorced the person above you thread in word games... =P
*trying to resist the urge to sing the 'pretty and witty and gay' song thingy*
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:44 pm
blahandahalf P.S.--Curses upon Midi for causing this random interest in gaia all of a sudden. CURSES. Muhahahahahahaha!! twisted Sounds like my awesomeness rating went up a notch! But I have to wonder, did you get better at Rally or are you still the great cow killer? If you've gotten better we'll have to race, but regardless we have to meet up more ofte in Gaia after all we cause great ammounts of chaos and comedy together somehow, but I guess that's what best friends do. Lobo-chan Awww, but we love our Mids, Blah sad And that sounds totally awesome! >.< You should hang out in the why did you divorced the person above you thread in word games... =P *trying to resist the urge to sing the 'pretty and witty and gay' song thingy* Aww! We loves the Lobo too! xd Where's that thread at? We as a guild might have fun messing with that (Especially Abortihead and Dteven, those two would probably dismantle it...). Oh and "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I'm so pretty and witty and GAY!!" rofl
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:57 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:09 pm
Lobo-chan Hmmm, what's another song? Ah, I've got it! *singing* Weeeeeell! I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero... Wait... too late... well, half-way... *shrugs* Heheh, hooray for being bi!
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:59 pm
Yea bisexual women are hot but you don't count midian lol!
Abortihead you call me a man whore yet you run around in a thong?What are you up to probing gaia kids like the "alien you are? rolf
Well actually aborti culd be right, especially since i keep getting women in town and rally to want me for some reason maybe im hot. And like my "alien" friend? i also have fun in the gd but you'll havr to look up my post cause im lazy
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:42 pm
Wow. I'm not like any of you people/alien at all. Abortihead is an alien I take it? *confused xD *
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