Welcome to the latest and LONGEST issue of The League Of Extraordinary Morons Newsletter.
In this Issue we announce this months Moron of the Month, Have a story about
Gaia's Cinema viewing with pics, and a COMIC!
Just make sure all your replies to the thread aren't about the comic, it's kinda rude.
Everyone works hard on this now, and I don't want comments just about the comic.
Enjoy.
To start, something pointless.
LETS SEE WHATS AWESOME THIS WEEK!
and wuts lame.
By SHAFF
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This months Moron of the Month is StationWagon.
Congratulations SW, Thanks for being such an awesome member for so long.
You can ask her questions in "Ask MotM" thread in Fun'n'Games subforum.
By Sars Attacks
Y halo thar kids! Welcome to my little section of the newsletter.
This week I am feeling particularly lazy so I decided to make a public plea rather than do my normal column.
Keeping track of the posts made in this guild is probably the shittiest job that anyone on crew has. This is because there is over 18 pages of members (most who don't post) and it's super boring and shitty to go through each page in search of a recently recognizable username to see if any post landmarks have been hit.
Because of this I have made small errors in the past (sorry for overlooking you, censor. I didn't mean to, ilu) and had them rubbed in my face.
ITS NOT EASY PPL!
And as such, I have devised a plan.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO KEEP TABS ON YOU IN MY COLUMN 'LOL POST CUNTS'
SEND ME A PM WITH THE TITLE "I'M A c**t, LOL"
This way I will know WHO is active in the guild, and I can just search by username rather than click page after ******** paaage.
I make no apologies for my language in this weeks column. I'm ******** tired and cranky ok?
But I love you all.
Except for those of you that I don't love. at all. talk2hand
By Gale-Chan
Oh, hai. Asians still in? Damn maybe I wasn't gone THAT long ._.
Anyways, what's up guild? ;D Long newsletter is long, I'm feeling slightly claustrophobic. o 3o;;; Ok, ok, focus Gale!
Let's get into the Gossips for this week; first off, we all know about sars' point about MSN Chats and all, we no getting into that AGAIN.
Next, well... There was the cinema thing that Mort and Bane went to and then Pif getting banned AGAIN and apparently permanently this time and me getting b&ned and coming back...
And uuuuuhhhhh, idk what else, I was ******** away for a while, bear with me ya'll. D;
But, uh =o Omg, we have actual posting new members, yay! <3
OH DEAR GOD, MY POST COUNT IS BACK TO ZERO O DO
By Detective Mortalis
Me and Bane went to the Gaia Movie thing in Dallas on May 28th.
It was awesome.
Because of Bane we got there more than 5 hours early!
We were the first ones there!
Talk about super dorks!
It was a long wait. lol
It was really awesome though.
Gaia Developer DJ Helsing didn't even get there
until 6 and it was suppose to start at 6:30.
What was really awesome was that since We were the first
ones there and I know DJ he let me go in early and watch his stuff.
I also got to save a seat for him and Bane.
So we got to sit next to him! We had the best seats in the place!
People kept thinking I worked for gaia since I was dressed up.
That was pretty cool.
The movie theater was inside the largest and most ritzy mall I've ever seen!
The place was so fancy they actually had ducks in there pond!
They also had turtles!
Me and Bane hadn't even ever heard of many of these super expensive
and fancy shops!
We also met up with another TLOEM member.
Mysterious A's friend Yami Adritha.
We took a couple pictures.
We had a really great time.
Pictures:
We got to sit next to Gaia Developer DJ Helsing.
It turns out he actually hates that new panda movie even though Gaia is sponsoring its stuff. lol
By Mysterious A
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
Understanding newbies is sometimes very difficult. Like, why there are so many, why do we care about them, and why each and every one of us was one of them at some point or another!
We've had a growth spurt of sorts, a hustle and bustle with another brand new crowd coming in! Here's all you need to know about them. (Ever.)
First up is everybody's favorite breakfast item, Malicious Toast! She's made a grand total of 5 posts thus far, but I think she's making some waves in the lazy river! =D
Next is Xx-Raynebowz-xX. He's still a mystery, but with a post count of 3, we may never solve this one. D:
Conspiracy theory time! Xx-Digital Love-xX: COULD SHE BE THE SAME PERSON AS Xx-Raynebowz-xX?! Answer: lolol, yes. =D She's made one post with this account, making a total of 4 posts! D: Needs more posting! D<
Also on the list for today is Anima Bella. She's managed to squeeze out 1 post in the Introduction thread. Let's see if we can't get her to come back and make a dozen more.
Bob Dobbs is making serious headway with her art freebie thread and 12 posts thus far! I think she's in the lead! Let's see the other contenders. =D
A wild Bane appears! What? Whaddya mean it's not a Hippie? Ah, then you must mean LuciaBane. Possibly related to the famed Hippie Bane, with her 4 posts since joining.
The delicious-sounding PastryChemistry has enticed us with baked goods with her 4 posts thus far. Maybe we need to entice HER to post more! ^_^
Ivy Doll has graced us with her presence a total of 10 times so far.
The delightful Evie Sue, who has no artistic talent whatsoever (her words, not mine) has proved her point so far with just one little post.
Also with us is Curious Rebel, who has accumulated 3 posts in her stay so far.
The guild has become a family affair with The Prince of Halloween (with 2 posts) and The Queen of Halloween (with a whopping 69 posts!), to join The King Of Halloween and The Princess Of Halloween. Truly a family of ghouls. =D Where IS the Court Jester for this madhouse family?!
On the agenda for today is -PokesYouThere-, with her 4 posts to date. Then again, she DID poke me there, so hey. It's all good. cool
goodbyeworld-bon, originally joined as Warfie, has 6 posts thus far.
Pretty jewels... oh! We're still doing this new member thing?! Oval, with 12 posts, is also one of these fandangled "new members".
Wiggles Westward, our delightfully cyclopsed newbie has gathered 2 posts in her stay so far. Needs more posting. D:
Well, now it IS a royal madhouse up in here! With Queen Of Less Than Three, we truly have conflicting royalty, what with her ONE and ONLY post being in the Introductions thread!
Ooh, shiny! Oh wait, that's pidgezero_one, who has TWENTY (20) posts so far! Congrats on the newbie landmark! =D
Lupas Deva has a total of 3 posts so far, and she's married! Sorry, Shaff. No fun time for you.
With her Nitemare Minis and Devil Tail, Tiadaria v2 (or Tiadaria) has impressed us greatly with her 12 posts.
Q Cumba FX brings life to this forum with a grand total of 2 posts to her name! Wait, can that really count as giving LIFE?
Roving Atrocity has 2 posts so far, and she doesn't like snow! D:
The lovely Ichijin Oroshi has impressed us greatly with 13 posts so far! My favorite number is 13!
The quirky yet interesting Grizzlies Gone Wild has sadly given herself to the guild one time. (One post, you sex-fiends! D< )
x3 Nazi has been constantly pestering us with her 35 posts! Keep it up! We don't mind! =D
Despite the name, NaruHo Uzumaki is a dude with 24 posts so far! Woo! Go newbies!
Olran has left us wanting more with a measly 2 posts to his name.
I'm not certain if we can call The Velocity Of A Cat a new member, but hey! All's well that ends well, so what does it really matter? At least they've posted 3 times.
xx D e a t h peration keeps us waiting with her total post count at 12. Waiting for what, you may ask? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT! =D
Your Neglected Toy has been pretty awesome with her 3 posts so far.
With a grand total of 7 posts, Roflcopterskates makes it happen in real time. Sweet.
I don't know about you, but T y l e n o l. sure has eased my pain and suffering with her 6 posts so far.
It's a bird! It's a plane! See? Right over there. The man flying that plane is Ebb n Flow Man, and it seems he's powered his engines with a total of 8 whole posts!
ZOMG! FURRIES! I just did that to catch your attention, Zoltan Foxchase. Worked, didn't it? Seems to have, since you've posted 13 times just for it.
A wild Sgt.PepperHat appears! It's at level 6! Needs to grow a bit more, I say.
The awesome animated art maker, Toshizou, has graced us all with his presence on the MAIN account! With a total of 1 posts, he won't be going away anytime soon! Or will he? D:
Now, some of you might be wondering why I skipped two very important new members. The fact of it all is, they're just too awesome to be lumped together with THAT bunch. talk2hand No, I had to do something SPECIAL for these lucky ladies. =D
Ume Blossom with 136 posts, and smile_its_me with 3 posts, are the Moms Of TLOEM! =D Congrats on being the wonderfully awesome parents of two very cool TLOEMians!
Congrats, newbies! Until next time, I'm Mysterious A. WATCH YOUR BACK. NEWBIES HAVE KNIVES NOWADAYS. D:
By Hippie Bane
TONIGHT ON GAMING FOR MORONS! SOME GUY FROM A ZOO! WATCH OUT!
We're going to go a little old school for this weeks(?) installment of "gaming for Morons" by BUSTING OUT A OLD SCHOOL GAME WHOO! I have recently been playing Mike Tysons PUNCH-OUT (which, oddly enough was changed to punch-out featuring "mr. dream)
The game still has all its original charm (and difficulty) Most opponents have a telltale giveaway they are about to lay the smackdown on you (like a jewel in a turban flashing) so you have ample time to dodge. plus playing this game really feels like a boxing match, you trade blows and dodge at the right times, and even if you knock your opponent down they get right back up, true to the vidyastyles.
IF your a fan of classic NES games, go out and buy this thang (its easy if you have a wii)
4/5
By
By SHAFF
b& Congratulations to Yubu, Gale-Chan and Pif it Uh who have been banned this week! Pif even earnt himself a place on my Ignored list!
owait wb, gale.
Happy Birthday! Sars Attacks birthday is coming up, along with Yami Adritha and iDigress'. Sars demands that we buy her stuff. We should srsly.
Revamp! Again... My computer screen has been ******** up (It currently is.) so I made Yellow banners. When my screen went back to normal it was TOO Yellow. So I made them blue instead. Currently its showing up as Dark Blue on my screen. I need a new monitor. D;
epicMSNagain Epic MSN conversations have changed because of sars attacks being a b***h making a thread about them.
You can join these conversations on MSN, you will be asked first before being invited.
introducing the get-a-life 2000 model i got 9000 posts, i need a life. yeah. But my knee has healed and i can WALK! ;D so go me!
NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z! Information about our Summer event! now you gotta wait 2 weeks for the next issue. owned.
That's it for this Newsletter. See you in 2 weeks!
GET THE ******** OUTTA HERE.
