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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:40 pm


Seriously! I'm going to need help with that!

To explain me and my friend Diane have inside joke foods, she makes them up, and I make them and we eat them, OR in this case I add to it and then make it! twisted

I've already sort of created "blueberry beef muffins" for her once (Just bought blueberry muffins from a store and shoved beef steak nuggets in them xp ), then she randomly thought of a** cake...And I thought of adding a volcano effect to it so that this cake will look like an a** spewing either what will look like liquid turds of death or methane. Perhaps both?

Any ideas on how to make an edible volcanic effect on an a** cake?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:54 pm


Hmmm... get a cheap one of those fondue fountain thingies, fill it with chocolate fondue, and stick it between the 'cheeks' of the cake? sweatdrop
Seriously, that's the only way I can think of right off to make a volcano effect... If you were okay with leaving the spewage out, it would be easy, but... Yeah...

Hmmm, but... blueberry beef muffins? Your foods sound either really good or really disgusting. Perhaps both? Most the people I know don't seem to understand how something can be so disgusting that it's good ^.^;

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:51 pm


If I'm thinking of this...It'll look like a fondue thingy got stuck in the poor cake's bum.

That would be really funny, and tasty...But I was thinking of having somewhat melty rocky road ice cream coming out of the bum. It'll be both solid and liquid like everyone's favorite food poisoning symptom!

Oh and blueberry beef muffins were both disqusting and awesome at the exact same time, the flavors mixed together bu at the same time they didn't. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:32 pm


Hey, you posted this in the other guild too lol
The fondue fountain and icecream are good ideas too lol
You should get sherbet and kinda mix the colors together to make it colorful poo lol

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:50 pm


Well, that's just if you want it actively spewing out... otherwise you just have to find the right color, consistency... sweatdrop
Oh, but if you mix ice cream with yogurt, you can get some very interesting consistencies... All hail the glop!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:19 am


Consistancy sounds peachy, but I also need tiny random chuckies to add to the effect, hence the idea of using rocky road! xd

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:24 pm


Mix rocky road with some sort of yogurt! =o
That way it can be chunky and runny 0.o;
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:41 pm


Lobo-chan
Mix rocky road with some sort of yogurt! =o
That way it can be chunky and runny 0.o;


YES! Of course!!

Heheh...That should be priceless and so beautiful, oddly enough possibly more beautiful than a real arse erruption...

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:26 pm


lol You should mix in corn with it too. Corn doesn't digest very well XD
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:22 am


Corn, that's grody but that could definitely add to it! xd

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:30 pm


ROFLMAO
I just don't want to be the one to eat this cake.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:00 pm


I'll have pictures, and possibly video feeds of the making of the a** cake, and us devouring it. No worries, me, Shana (Since she plans to assist me.), and Diane will be the lab rats on this one. sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:17 pm


Dang, you get all the fun while I'm stuck making just a normal birthday cake... Ah well =P
Yay lab rats! Good luck, try not to puke ^.^
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:59 am


If we can hold the vomit back with blueberry beef muffins, then I think my stomach can tolerate almost anything. xp

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:49 pm


ROFLMAO!!!
Just please, try not to take too many pictures of the puke if you do.. XD
I keep smelling bologna randomly today lol
I can't find where it is coming from XD
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