HO-HO-HOLY s**t, IT'S A NEW NEWSLETTERRR!
WELCOME TO ISSUE 13 OF THE NEWSLETTER!
First off, the guild layout has been updated.
Already changed it, Eh? I got bored.
I hope you like it, 'cause Gale-Chan and Myself agreed it was good.
Second, something pointless again!
LETS SEE WHAT'S AWESOME THIS TIME!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
By SHAFF
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Remember to still ask questions to our Moron of the Month, StationWagon.
You can ask serious, random questions. Anything, rly.
By StationWagon
I would like to start off post c**t with a mile stone being hit in the guild-Thats right folks, I StationWagon have hit over 25 million post's
Shaff trails behind me with over 10000 post's
The rest of you should be more like us
Pif It Uh got banned and has acquired a measly 54 posts
King Of Aquatica had over 1000 posts but got banned too and now only has 481
Ha ha guys
Gale has 185+2000 something giving her 2100something post's-yes thats a number
Anticipating Armageddon hit over 600 post's
MrsrachaelSnape has 185
185 is a lame number
Alterdeus is purple and fat, so are his post's
Mysterious A has over 2000
when did that happen?
Kur0mii has made 187 post's
man-187 is a way better number than 185
Random + Cheesecake post count is ekaceseehc + modnar
Detective Mortalis has over 1k post's
sars attacks has just near 2500, if she comes back emo
Flutterby Smiles has some post's in this guild
That Funky Betch has a cool username and close to 700 post's
Ume Blossom has hit over 200 post's thats enough to make a moms mom proud
Serious Jesus has awesome post's
[G]aian has hit the 25k mark but he dosent matter anymore
dkon dosent have that many post's at all
Anti-Isato has hit over 1k post'ses
Winter Charade has two post's sad
Ripper-ro has 200 more til she has 1000
and last but not least
x_Schrodingers Cat is an actual member with one post
By Gale-Chan
And yet another one! Wow, maybe we WILL keep writing this things constantly... =o Anyways, welcome readers to our guild gossip section brought to you by yours truly, Gale.
This week I uh... Bring you guys event news, yes, why? 'Cause Shaff plotted events are EPIC and it being a TLOEM event, doubles it, yes. So, as summer comes our story develops. Hopefully no werewolves this time, damn those things; right Nort, Layna and Mort? D;
Anyways, what else? Hmmm... Well, more new members! Srsly Shaff, where are you getting all this people?!?! My highlights go to Miss Shira, Nazi and PmP; why you ask? 'Cause I find them to be cool gals, so STFU, I have an amazing eye for people. talk2hand
Then there's Pif's come back, he's like a Power Ranger... Just when you think they are done, they come back with some new season =/ I still don't get the newest one. >.>
Other s**t going around are A's virus attack and a** kick given to it, Mort's first b-day after his dead and msn chats getting back up; which kinda made me think, where has sars been lately anyways? o 3o
So, there you have it ;D Have fun with the rest of our LOLvely newsletter and I'll see you next time or before that depending on whatever happens in the rest of today. ;o
By Detective Mortalis
A lot of Awesometastic things have happened to some of us Morons IRL in the last few weeks! First off I got an amazing book on private investigating. It's teaching me how to investigate all of you even more thoroughly now! I also got the Schodinger's Cat T-Shirt I ordered.
In other moron news StationWagon got some amazingly long shoes that look awesome. She also went to Central Park in New York last week. She had a good time and she also ate a falafel. I'm not exactly sure what that is but I do know that their is a vendor that sells them in the movie Batman Begins so they must be pretty good.
That Funky Betch and some of her friends made a Gaia Mischief Makers video last week and it is funky fresh. You can watch it by going here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hmpvNqdmOQ
In other news Yami Adritha got a new tablet and will be making me art because I name dropped her in my article.
Also, Hippie Bane ripped his pants and so had to wear an apron all day at target.
By Mysterious A
Mysterious A: Hi Shaff.
Shaff: hi im shaff
A: Ok, so I'd like to dive right into the questions. So, here we go.
What's your real name, for those who don't know?
S: Lewis. I'm not saying my last name.
A: That's understandable.
What made you decide to create the guild in the first place?
S: I created it in 2005. It was when 20000g was a lot of Gold, so I thought buying a guild would make me seem rich. Then it shut down. I then made a new guild called "A nice gaia exists", which closed and was moved to our current guild. It was called "Shaff's Hangout Guild" and then sooner or later became my original guild's name "The League Of Extraordinary Morons".
A: How'd you come up with the name, "The League Of Extraordinary Morons"?
S: idk. Didn't "The League of extraordinary Gentlemen" movie come out around then? that movie is terrible.
A: I thought it was an alright movie.
S: You thought wrong.
A: *gasp*
What would you say IS your favorite movie?
S: Big Fish
A: What the hell is that?
S: Tim Burton film. It's one of my favourite movies.
A: So, how'd you meet Hippie Bane?
S: I think we were both GCDers in 2005. He was called Lion Bane and I was called Bat Shaff. He got banned, lol.
A: Do you have a girlfriend, or someone in the guild you like?
S:
Yes.A: Would you mind disclosing that information?
S: kur0mii.
A: Aww!
S:
A: So, how did you two meet?
S: On Gaia Towns. I totally judge people by their avatars. She was wearing a pink apron.
A: Do you have any special talents?
S: Nope. ;D
A: Do you have a favorite crew member?
S: sars attacks. Oh, I mean you. ;D
A: Sure you do, Lewis. SURE YOU DO.
S: ;D
A: One last question.
S: o srsly? that it?
A: WHO KILLED L SAMUEL?
S:
Pif.A: =D Thank you for your time, Mr. Captain. I hope to speak with you another day.
By Pif It Uh
This week in the Avatar Spotlight we have Bane's avatar and although its not as sexy as some of mine his avatar is very lulz worthy. Also we all enjoy looking at tentacle rape because were all sick perverts with nothing better to do.
By Hippie Bane
CRAMPLE O STOW BIGGA DIGGA TOE WOW! MY NEW ALBUM DROPS NEXT SURSDAY!
or not
Welcome once again, fair readers, to a segment I like to call "Gaming For Morons"
In tonights exciting segment, adam sandler will be preforming his numbah one summer jam! oh, and I'll be talking about a game I recently dusted off "Hot Shots Golf 4"
If you own a PS2, and you happen to see this gem in your local gamerstore bargian bin GET IT. The hot shots francise takes a refreshing approch on the game of golf. with wacky characters, funny diolouge, and unique golf courses. HSG4 has all of these in spades, with about 30 characters, 13 courses, and even two mini golf courses!
You earn points based on how good your golf shots are, which can be spent in the in game shop for better clubs, golf balls, costumes, camera anlges, and a whole lot more.
Ive had the game since its release in 2004, and I still love playing it, go out and grab yerself this gem, you'll probably like it, idk.
also, adam died of the feline AIDS upon arrival ._.
By SHAFF (and Crew)
Let's see what Tunes the Crew are into right now...
First up, Gale-Chan!
Song // The yeah yeah yeah song
By // The Flaming Lips
Link // Click Here
Why I pick it // WELL, WOULD YOU DO IT?!?! HUH!?!?1 HUH!?!?1 MAKE SOME ******** NOISE! WOULD YOU DO IT?!?!?
Uhhhmm... Okay...?
Next up, ME!
Song // Feathers
By // Coheed and Cambria
Link // Click Here
Why I pick it // Straight off Isato's Playlist. It's a great song. I'm not that into C&C, but I enjoy a few of their songs and some of the leader singer's solo songs. I also suggest to check out Isato's Playlist, he has a lot of good songs.
Next time we'll get more crew to take part in this. Maybe some members.
Maybe. wink
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By SHAFF
And last of all, some random things.
Starting with our Featured Game!
unb& last time Gale-Chan got back, and now Pif it Uh is back in the guild!
Happy Birthday! Mortalis' Birthday was on the Friday 13th June. Unlucky, Mort! Happy Bday though.
epicMSNagainandagain Epic MSN conversations will still take place, and Pif pretty much pointed it out that last time it made us MORE active, if anything. I think it's true. So they'll be back now. To get into them go to the Permission Slip Sticky. (It's in the Fun'n'games subforum.)
TLOEM Guild Make sure to send TLOEM Guild a friend request if you haven't already. ;D It'd be awesome to have LOADS of our members on his list.
m i rite?
Pifehh Pif's new username is 'Pifehh'.
NEXT TIME! A SUMMER EVENT SPECIAL NEWSLETTER! HOLY ******** s**t!
That's NOT it for this Issue.
Scroll down to Page 2 for a official report by !
Stay tuned for the Summer Event Issue on the 24th of June!
