Points To Ponder



1. thou shall not sneak out when your parents are sleeping (why wait so long?)


2. thou shall not do drugs (alchohol lasts longer, not to mention cheaper)


3.
thou shall not steal from Jollibee (Mcdonalds offers better things worth stealing)


4.
thou shall not be arrested for vandalism (destruction has a bigger effect)


5.
thou shall not steal from your parents(everyone knows grandma has more money)


6.
thou shall not help the old ladies across the streets (just leave them at the middle)


7. thou shall not get into fights. (just start them)

8. thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

9. thou shall not use your money excessively (use your friend's instead)

10. thou shall not think bout having sex (just do it)

haha.