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 Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:34 pm
My brother and I we're coming up with funny conspiracy's at a taco place. Yet oddly some make sense.
The Mustache Conspiracy!
When males or females have mustaches they have the ability to communicate with each other. The mustache buzzes while one is communicating with one another who has a mustache. We, who do not have mustaches can not understand since its in a different frequency.
The Fountain Conspiracy
When you press your cup to the fountain and you realize "Oh, that wasn't what I wanted to drink." Then you pour it down the fountains drainage system? Well have you ever wondered where that goes? My brother and I have concluded that what you have poured in their goes back up into the fountain, to the Dr. Pepper side (28 different flavors!). Also that the bathrooms have there own little way of sneaking into the lemonade that you may drink. Which explains why it may say 1% juice its since the other 99% is urine.
There are some other crazy conspiracy's we've come up with. I'm just to tired to type them out for you all to read. Anyways, if any of you have any funny/crazy conspiracy's just type em out. I'd love to read them. xp
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:09 am
The first one sounds pretty odd, but the second one could actually make sense. But there's only one way to test your credibility... what was the name of the taco place? ninja
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:36 pm
I don't remember we hardly even go there. Since its very far from where we live. It goes something like Que sabos or something like that.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:45 pm
Homeless People
They may seem all normal and homelessy but once no ones looking its *BAM* Ninja robot pirate magic! Their actually filthy rich business men spying on us to see what we like and don't like, then when we go back top look at them *BAM* Robot Pirate Magic! Thier homeless and in another location then where they origianlly where explaining how they can travel between dimensions quite easily showig that they are indeed super sayians who are over 9000!
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:49 pm
Quirked Brow Theory
Ever wondered why people quirk their brows? Well, it's not by coincidence, I can tell you that. Nor is it voluntary, it is VERY involuntary. This trait was genetically inherited since the beginning of thought, when the thinking process could freely be frowned at. This natural reaction to logic, is still practiced to this day. If this doesn't make any sense, it is because I have quirked my own brow at your thoughts, and left my theory quite open ended, vague, and a waste of time.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:57 pm
Ahmnis Edalus Infiniel Quirked Brow Theory
Ever wondered why people quirk their brows? Well, it's not by coincidence, I can tell you that. Nor is it voluntary, it is VERY involuntary. This trait was genetically inherited since the beginning of thought, when the thinking process could freely be frowned at. This natural reaction to logic, is still practiced to this day. If this doesn't make any sense, it is because I have quirked my own brow at your thoughts, and left my theory quite open ended, vague, and a waste of time.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:38 pm
Tooth "Fairy"
You know how when you were 9 some kid told you that there was no tooth fairy? Well they are wrong! Whenever a tooth is lost and put under a kids pillow, a fairy comes in and takes the tooth. The fairy then brings the tooth to her stockpile. The fairy sells these teeth to companies that make things that rattle, and they use the teeth to make their products rattle. Like spray paint cans and even babies rattles! The fairy then puts some money under the kids pillow for "services rendered"
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