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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:16 pm


Kay
SO
New moneygrabbing item has been released by GaiacorpTM(c)
I came to realise that this little ******** going to release a new item every day, which will not only screw the marketplace, but make every n00b and his dog go I CAN MEK MUNNEEZ OFF THIS! GIMMI A HUNJID LANZER! NO GIMMI A THOUZAND!

The beauty of the item is exactly that. A new item, every day for 10 days. Or, according to my other theory, 2 items a day.

If you tie, you get a prize, if you win you get another prize
10 rounds of 2 possible prizes = 20 items

The other way it could work is that if you tie in a round after winning the previous, you get the prize for the last round.
Eg. if you tie the 2nd round, you get dragon horns
Ergo, 11 items

If the horns are an ingredient as some predict, then all the items will probably be able to be combined into some sort of stupidly expensive (and judging by the colour of the horns, ugly) item.

Screw you Lanzer and your marketing team! Screw you all right in the ear.


Hahaha soooo
Mebe over-anger'd a little sweatdrop
It's better'n some of the crap they've come out with but i'm still annoyed that it's such a glitchy little b*****d. Even with the announcement with the rules and such on how it works, it's still unclear.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:29 pm


Unfortunately Lanzer doesn't get a say in the marketing of Gaia anymore.

That's for the highly paid fancy-pants economist and other head guy to do emo

I like these horns mad

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:13 pm


User Image 真司郎が好きです~。 <3

I like 'em, too. mad

I'm actually glad about this item. Mostly because it was only 4 bucks, and I'mma get 11+ items out of it.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:38 pm


What Jess said. It's way better than that evolving crap. Plus, the items out of it are pretty win. Do you need me to untwist your panties, Konny? It's not always so tragic.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:53 am


Ranting is fun domokun
It's not as bad as I made it out to be. It was mostly based on the initial BLAAAH THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN attitude that comes with most of the s**t from the cash shop sweatdrop

*removes manties instead of untwisting them*
Ahhhh
Much better
PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:03 am


eek You're surrounded by wimminz, Konny, no need to show us the breeze flowin' through.

But yeah, at first glance it's like "blah, more crap to buy with real monies D<" but then when I thought about it, it's actually a lot for what it is.

As for the instructions, I think it's just "equip it on a mule and click once a day."

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:08 am



It kinds annoys me that they are more on trying to get money.

D: It used to be fun buying just the letters.

I don't want to have to spend money on more than that. D<

I do like the evolving items, and the idea of the Flute is okay, but I wish they encouraged them to be more gold purchases than real money.

Yeah, the rules are kinda unclear. D; So if we get the guess right, it won't let us try to win again. We have to wait til the next day, but when I did try for it the next day, it made me start over. D<
PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:06 pm


Exactly!
Same thing happened to me

I miss the magic of the DIs
MCs is when they turned lame
I miss waiting a month for one special item, not a week for the next stage in the evolving item wankfest of overpriced junk.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:00 am


Not to mention they release at least one new evolving item a week. confused
PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:38 am


Yah
There's no magic to the MCs anymore scream

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:39 am


'Speshly when they're fail. Which is fairly frequently.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:43 pm


Maramas
'Speshly when they're fail. Which is fairly frequently.

Lanzer: BUT IF WE GIVE IT MORE SHITTY POSES, THEN THEY WON'T NOTICE RIGHT!?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:03 am


"LULZ IF THEY CAN HOLD THE UGLY THING IN ALL SIX HAND POSITIONS IT'S LIKE A MILLION POSES"

I think the Hermes Moon is hideous in 95% of its poses. neutral
PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:38 pm


Maramas
"LULZ IF THEY CAN HOLD THE UGLY THING IN ALL SIX HAND POSITIONS IT'S LIKE A MILLION POSES"

I think the Hermes Moon is hideous in 95% of its poses. neutral
I like two poses from that item. The leaf ear things xd

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:04 pm


Yeah, the leaf ears are about it. The feathery leaf ears are alright too, even if people keep trying to make that yellow match with gold items. D<

The rest is like "homg giant gold swoosh" "homg five billion little rabbits all over you, plus a shiny moon thing, plus swooshies" or "weird a** rabbit doing something off in the corner, plus random moon" ew.
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