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ilovethepatriots

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:12 pm


Read and tell me what you think:


Snake has No p***s


- I have a hard-on for $400 -
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:51 am


Half the stuff on there was wtf......... I mean, they said the exact same thing about Raiden after MGS2...

Modern Berserker


Rath-Kun
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:05 pm


They are never programmed to have a p***s, but there are some things that hint at Snake not having one..

I can see both sides. Either him not having one, or having one and it being small.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:07 pm


Pretty sure he has one, it's his spooge that's programed to be DEAD.

...I can't imagine a guy like him would live without getting action. His psyche does restore if you get him to look at porn >_>

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XThe PumpkingX

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:42 am


while alot of the info is accurate he's twisting it to his own desire, first theres the premission breifing where naomi "strip searches" snake and jokingly offers him one in return to do after the mission. if he had no "package" would she be interested. its more then likely he was sterile *as was big boss* and the DNA that was taken from big boss was Post sterilization, meaning that any clones he had would too be sterile *I think if I grasp genetics correctly* not to mention the guy wants to say stuff like they didnt have the ability to do vasectomys at that time, however they also didnt have the ability to create giant walking battletanks and yet plans were in motion. snake has a p***s he probably doesnt have a scrotum or more likely is completely sterile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:09 pm


I think he would notice if his balls were missing.

Also, MGS4 says that he was intentionally "programmed" genetically not to breed. razz (As in, he just can't knock someone up because you know, the swimmers are DEAD.)

kiapurity
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Gigi LeChesire

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:56 am


Sterile =/= Dickless

I am sure Snake would have noticed he wasn't a normal human a lot sooner if he didn't have a dong.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:14 am


Gigi LeChesire
Sterile =/= Dickless

I am sure Snake would have noticed he wasn't a normal human a lot sooner if he didn't have a dong.


beautifully put XD

XThe PumpkingX


Rath-Kun
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:27 pm


Gigi LeChesire
Sterile =/= Dickless

I am sure Snake would have noticed he wasn't a normal human a lot sooner if he didn't have a dong.
If he was born without a p***s, how would he know if he was supposed to have one?

He could of assumed everyone else was like him too.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:30 pm


Rath-Kun
Gigi LeChesire
Sterile =/= Dickless

I am sure Snake would have noticed he wasn't a normal human a lot sooner if he didn't have a dong.
If he was born without a p***s, how would he know if he was supposed to have one?

He could of assumed everyone else was like him too.


You don't get to the age of 40 not knowing that a lady has pink and a mister has a 12 inch.

Gigi LeChesire


Rath-Kun
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:38 pm


He DID live in Alaska for sometime.. xD

No you're right.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:12 am


Who said he didn't know? He knows, that's why he grabs the statue's p***s in the Young Snake trailer.

ilovethepatriots


kiapurity
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:24 am


Hell, you can do that in act 1 and he looks surprised when he breaks the p***s off of the statue! XD (it comes off after doing that at least three times)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:07 am


ilovethepatriots
Who said he didn't know? He knows, that's why he grabs the statue's p***s in the Young Snake trailer.
And that his grows? xD

Rath-Kun
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Gigi LeChesire

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:23 pm


ilovethepatriots
Who said he didn't know? He knows, that's why he grabs the statue's p***s in the Young Snake trailer.


He couldn't have known. If he HAD known he would have raised questions about it, which would eventually have led him to figure out he was the clone of Big Boss much earlier. It is called simple logic, learn it, use it, love it.
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