I can't actually remember the song, but the lyric amused me
Oh hay guys
I have my happy pants on, rather than my usual angry ones, so now I bring you a thread that isn't a whinge about the latest gaia asshattery! In fact, this thread is totally unrelated to gaia.
Most people collect something. Stamps, coins, postcards, ornamental spoons... So this thread s dedicated to collections of stuff.
What do you collect?
I have a rather large collection of signs which I use to decorate my room. Most are street signs, but I have a few other random ones. Here is a guided tour of my signage:

This is the first one I got. The hospital where my mum works was being renovated, so she nicked this for me. It always amused me to have this over my door 'cause after all, who wouldn't want nurses changing in their room?

This was the first street sign I found. The guy next door was renovating for a while, and then randomly stopped for 6 months or so. My bedroom overlooked the work area, and one day I noticed the stopsign just sitting there. Noone went on the worksite for another month, so I went around an took it xd

This one was just sittin there on the nature strip next to the road when I was walking to my sis's place, so I just picked it up and kept walking

A friend of mine made me this as a present xd
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Those two were a birthday present from my friend Alex. She still won't tell me where she got them from xd

That was from Alex again. She saw it in the street and saved it for me. I love this one 'cause it's so dead rofl

Otis saw this on his way to my house and decided to take it with him xp

My dad found this one. He won't tell me where xd

When I was at the beach with my mates, there was a really REALLY windy day. We were out that night and saw this sign, still attached to the pole by one screw. The pole however, was not attached to the ground, so I figured it wouldn't do any more harm to nick the sign xd
None of us had alan keys (I mean who walks around with alan keys!?) so Mikey and I had to wrench the sign off the pole.

This is my latest find. I met dad at his work, and we were going out to dinner with the rest of the family. In the carpark, I saw this just sitting by the wall. I jumped out of the car, checked for security cameras and chucked it in the boot xd

It's not a sign, but it's sort of in keeping with the theme. I was walking back to my place around 1am from Otis's place and figured noone would miss a traffic cone...
As tempting as it is to go around and take signs off poles, I'd feel bad doing it 'cause most of them are pretty important. I only take them if they're already down because I know if I don't, someone else will.
There's one that I really want because I saw it and lol'd. It says "elderly crossing". Lulz
That's my collection biggrin
What's yours?
