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 Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:43 pm
One of my sub friends has been scouring the internet and BDSM forums everywhere researching things, cause it tickles her. She threw a few things my way that she knew I'd enjoy and I really felt you needed to see some of these with you guys.
If you have any other things to share please do. This type of humor makes my life.
Starting for-most with the SAM list.
Found here
OH MAN. I think I ended up laughing so hard I cried after those. Both from thinking of using them on my Dom [[[who calls me a SAM all the time. . .right before the lashes start XD]]], and being faced with it coming from a sub. I want my own little SAM to keep tucked in my pocket so I can pull it out and have it say terribly clever things that make me want to beat it profusely anytime I want! 3nodding
so we all enjoyed that right?
Here is "My Lesson in Chalk" found here
This is, once again, from my sub friend. Which is why she is drawn to sub/sam humor. But oh it made me giggle bunches.
and if you haven't read XKCD I defiantly suggest it.
Here's a fun favorite:
found Here
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:57 pm
That was really funny. I actually laughed out loud.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:14 pm
Oh...mygod. XDDDDD!!! *makes into a worddoc*And, my personal favorites be the clapper one and the Alka-Seltzer one. *nod*
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:13 pm
lol rofl I loved that list too.
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:34 am
AHAHAHAHA. EPIC!
*wonders if her love would kill her if she did any of those...*
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:36 am
Quote: -During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you. I think John Madden would be more annoying. AND THE STRAP ON IS ON! AND NOW I AM MOUNTED!! THE STRAP ON GOES IN, AND OUT, AND IN, AND OUT OH MY GOD THE QUARTERBACK IS AN ANIMAL!!! THE RECEIVER IS LOVING IT!!! AND BOOM!!! I CAME!!!! .... yeaaaaah that would definitely be annoying. I hate that ********.
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Metamorphosis Lycanthropy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:38 am
Metamorphosis Lycanthropy Quote: -During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you. I think John Madden would be more annoying. AND THE STRAP ON IS ON! AND NOW I AM MOUNTED!! THE STRAP ON GOES IN, AND OUT, AND IN, AND OUT OH MY GOD THE QUARTERBACK IS AN ANIMAL!!! THE RECEIVER IS LOVING IT!!! AND BOOM!!! I CAME!!!! .... yeaaaaah that would definitely be annoying. I hate that ******** class="clear">
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:41 pm
Metamorphosis Lycanthropy Quote: -During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you. I think John Madden would be more annoying. AND THE STRAP ON IS ON! AND NOW I AM MOUNTED!! THE STRAP ON GOES IN, AND OUT, AND IN, AND OUT OH MY GOD THE QUARTERBACK IS AN ANIMAL!!! THE RECEIVER IS LOVING IT!!! AND BOOM!!! I CAME!!!! .... yeaaaaah that would definitely be annoying. I hate that ******** class="clear"> surprised That was great LoL
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:37 pm
Metamorphosis Lycanthropy Quote: -During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you. I think John Madden would be more annoying. AND THE STRAP ON IS ON! AND NOW I AM MOUNTED!! THE STRAP ON GOES IN, AND OUT, AND IN, AND OUT OH MY GOD THE QUARTERBACK IS AN ANIMAL!!! THE RECEIVER IS LOVING IT!!! AND BOOM!!! I CAME!!!! .... yeaaaaah that would definitely be annoying. I hate that ******** class="clear"> Shouldnt it be.... AND BOOM!!! Tough actin Tinactin. ?
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:15 pm
.::grins::. glad you guys like them.
One of my personal favorites, is When being trussed up and asked to count tell your dom you need your fingers and toes. >.< Cause I get made to count all the time. and that would be hilarious. Or the Hot wax one. I died at that one.
Brittany: yeah I know. You pretty much itch to try them out, cause they're so effing funny.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:57 pm
O.o...If asked to count, I would do so out of order. "1....9...3...75..6...." and then blame it on the "strict invironment".
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:34 pm
laharl15 Metamorphosis Lycanthropy Quote: -During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you. I think John Madden would be more annoying. AND THE STRAP ON IS ON! AND NOW I AM MOUNTED!! THE STRAP ON GOES IN, AND OUT, AND IN, AND OUT OH MY GOD THE QUARTERBACK IS AN ANIMAL!!! THE RECEIVER IS LOVING IT!!! AND BOOM!!! I CAME!!!! .... yeaaaaah that would definitely be annoying. I hate that ******** class="clear"> Shouldnt it be.... AND BOOM!!! Tough actin Tinactin. ? rofl Perhaps.
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Metamorphosis Lycanthropy Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:23 pm
LMAO I loved them all, especially the clapper.
I laughed so ******** hard through the whole thing.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:25 pm
YoukaiAlchemist O.o...If asked to count, I would do so out of order. "1....9...3...75..6...." and then blame it on the "strict environment".
buuut . . .that doesn't stop me all the time whee
Princess: yes, the clapper is one of my favorites too.
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:01 pm
This is hilarious rofl I laughed my a** off at these. I like the one that says "
-Have a wig made up matching your hair color and style perfectly. It'll be worth the expense to see the look on your dom/me's face the next time your hair gets tugged and it comes off..".
I can just picture that happening xD
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