Helloooooo nurse!

But seriously. Don't say that in front of her. Depending on what mood she's in, she might find an excuse to give you a very unpleasant physical.

Anyway, if you got a booboo in chemistry, if you hit your head in P.E., or if you're just not feeling well, come to Nurse Yuriko. She'll make it all better, in a way that's NOT creepy ******. Orochimaru.

Warning: Nurse Yuriko does not have the equipment to take care of severe injuries such as getting in the way of Tohma's free goal or tripping Tsukiko on a bad day. If that happens, you're boned.

School Nurse: Yuriko Shisuda