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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:31 am
Know any good quotes or have some of your own? Post em!
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:33 am
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:34 am
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
- Carl Zwanzig
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
- George Bush
According to a new geographic literacy study 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map. However 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the U.S. without a map.
-Jay Leno
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:35 am
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
I have a weight problem (I can't wait to start eating!!!)
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:36 am
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:44 am
The head of our complaint department is Helen Weight, if you have a complaint go to Helen Weight.
(first read aloud, let me know if you don't get it)
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:52 pm
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress…. But then I repeat myself.”
- Mark Twain
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:02 pm
"Lead me not into temptation..I can find it myself"
"Sex is Evil, Evil is Sin, Sins are forgiven, So let's Begin"
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:11 pm
"save a horse..ride a cowboy"
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:03 am
"And so, my fellow americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man."
"We stand for freedom. That is our conviction for ourselves; that is our only commitment to others."
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
"If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."
John F. Kennedy
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:06 am
"A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril."
"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
Sir Winston Churchill(1874-1965)
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:15 am
"Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything good in the world."
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart."- Helen Keller
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:34 am
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:35 am
"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:37 am
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
- H. M. Warner (1881-195 cool , founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927
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