Since the original was too long to paste directly into the Newsletter, I've arranged this. =D
A: Welcome to another segment of Interview With A Moron. Today, I’m interviewing two lovely individuals. Gale-chan, and .
G: Hai =3
E: 'Sup nukka cool
A: Now, onto the important stuff. What are your real names?
G: Uh... I forgot it over the years... It's been so long since I last used it ; 3;
E: You can call me Rumpelstiltskin. 8D
But not really or I'll kick your a** D<
G: *coughRumpelstiltskincough* >.>
E: WHAT GALE? I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
G: YOU GOT A PROBLEM AZN? DB<
A: Alright ladies, settle down. D:
E: I'LL BRAKE UR KNEES AFTER THIS INTERVIEW D:<
G: DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GUN MISSY!
E: PSH GUNS ARE FOR MEN
A: HEY! stfu! D<
G: k o.o What's the next question?
A: Now that that’s out of the way, how old are you?
G: I'm gonna be 17 in December, I'm wishing for some art of Emo as a gift *nods*
E: I'm gonna be 15 in August. Lolshaff. Also, Gale, If I did art for everyone who said that, I'd never get anything done D;
G: But I'm giving you those sweet glasses for yours o mo
E: Pshh, I didn't say I WOULDN'T ;D
G: oh, you sly fox ;D
E: *oh u face*
A: Ew, this lovefest is making me sick. Onto the next question.
E: Sounds like someone is jealous *oh u face* lololjk
G: XD
A: *death glare* So, what kind of conspiracy theories do ladies have in relation to the guild?
G: Besides, getting someone else to take over the guild that's not Shaff? ninja I mean-... None, what you talking about woman? D-
E: Ask me after I finish setting up this bomb. I MEAN. BAKING THIS LOVELY CAKE.
G: *aside to Emo* You think she buyed that? ninja
A: Not on your life.
G: o .o
A: Now, I know Gale has a girlfriend, so I won't pester her much about any guild crushes. Emo. Who do YOU have a crush on?
E: No one *oh u face*
A: Lies.
E: No offense guys, but I don't crush on morons *srs face*
G: lol How about moronettes? o: =o SCANDALOUS
E: I like men ;D
A: Emo, when did you start drawing art on Gaia?
E: When I first started. I kind of sucked. BUT NOW I DON'T. 8D
G: Hey, I want solo questions too ; 3;
E: *kicks*
A: You will, as soon as Emo answers hers. *punches Emo*
G: Ow, my leg x_o
E: and your eye *oh u face*
A: No, he always looks like that when I'm in pain...
E: Oh. My bad 8D
A: *ahem* Gale. So, I hear you like women. =D
G: It's more like I like MY woman though, it's complicated *nods* =]
A: Complicated, eh? Well, I won't pry too much into it. WHAT'CHU MEAN COMPLICATED?
G: Well, uh, if you must know, ya'll admitted I was a lesbian, I never said I was ;D
A: So, will you admit to it now? For all the guild to see? (Even though we already know.)
G: You getting it wrong *srs face* It's like that one icon: 'I'm not gay, but my girlfriend is.'
A: Alright, one last question for the both of you.
E: yay 8D
A: Shut up. D<
Who is your favorite guild member and why?
G: Do I really have to choose? D- I have a big circle of beloved guildies...
A: You can list favorites.
E: That's a tough question. ; o; I would have to say all of them are. 'cept for like one or two. Uhhh...
G: k, perfect then ;D
E: Epic chat gang, Indie and his tictac, Lewis, uhhh plan|face cause he makes me lol [even though I don't know him], Pif & Santi cause they make me lol too, uhhh Dragn for giving me that award [lolwtf], Digny for talking to me even though I'm an ADD spazzy freak [not a trap], Mort for the same reason, Gale cause you're awesome, My A Cause you're awesome, StationWagon for having epic avis, smile_its_me for having My A. Uhhh if I forgot you it's either cause you suck or I forgot. Whatever you choose.
G: Hhmmm..... Well, there's x3 Nazi; idk, I liked her since she joined o: and uh... Mysterious A; 'cause she's just awesome like that <3 and... Rumors Of Blue Whales, Dignity of Wrath, Miss Shirahime, Play my Pain, Sylir, Aztec(God knows I dunno how to write her user) and my favorite azn is and my favorite young guildies are Laynadox and That Funky Betch.
And if I left anyone out, it's cause we don't talk enough o 3o I also kinda left Shaff out on purpose ;D Happy B-day dude! ilu <3
A: Aww, I'm sure everyone feels well-loved right about now. =D Well, that's it for this interview. Until next time!
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