Johnny Depp - Well, you know Alan, I'm a pretty wild guy. Alan Rickman - What are you getting at Depp? Johnny - Well, I've been known to do things with guys before. You know, swing both ways. *Winks* Alan - What!? I don't get you.. Maybe I should leave. Johnny - No! Wait! Please, just do what I tell you. We're going to kiss your I'll slit your throat and it wont be fake like in the movie! Alan - Holy s**t, what's gotten into you? I'm leaving! Help! Somebody! Johnny - What the hell did I say to you? Don't go! Alan - *Off in the distance* Help! He's gone nuts! Johnny - All I wanted was somebody to fix my goddamn swing. He has such a filthy mind. *Sighs* ---