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 Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:50 am
Chepi bounced through a forest happily, the tall trees scattering sunlight and shadows everywhere. Humming a unharmonious tune she stopped as she saw a small little poison dart frog hopping about, she was entranced by it black and blue markings. "Frogggyyyyy!!!!" Quickly she picked it up and placed it between the two feathers on her head so it couldn't get away. Humming again she continued bouncing through the forest. "Over the river and through the woods~!" She sang, but to the Jingle Bells tune. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts~!" She continued singing and ruining songs till she decided to take a break near a small stream. "LA LA LA!" She shouted from time to time, just for the sake of hearing her echo and the squawking and wing-flapping of a flock of birds.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:57 am
 Achyuta padded through the forest as usual, the stillness almost solid aside from the low twittle of birds and rustling of leaves and small animals. Yet suddenly, that silence was broken by a rather unharmonious melody, he had to let his ears lie almost flat to try and bloke out the noise. Yet soon enough, a brown little figure came bounding towards him which he realized as his own daughter and started laughing,"Hey Chepi! Nice song."
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:07 am
"Daaaddddyyyyyy!!!" She pounced him and began to nibble one of his ears. "Look what i found!" She took out the frog, "can I keep it? CanICanI?" She wagged her butt happily as she waited for an answer. Ohyayit'sdaddyIhopehesaysyesohhayhelooksfunnehwhyhelookfunneh?Whyhisearsflattened?Ohyah,becauseIwuzsinging,teeeeeheeeee.~ She smiled as she clutched onto the frog with her paws as it desperately tried to squirm away. The poor thing. Iwonderificaneatit,maybeittatesyummeh,likeblueberriesorblackberries!Ororor...botheven!
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:18 am
Achyuta winced a bit as she nibbled one of his ears, seriously why did she have to use her teeth this much? He could almost swear that one of these days, she would nibble his ear off. He glanced at the frog, it was black and blue...wait da moment, wasn't that kind of frog called..."YO! That's a poison dart frog! It's, well, poisonous! No, I don't think you can keept it, and don't put it into your mouth either!"Alyssa padded into the clearing rather unsteadily, leaning slightly on her samurai sword for support. Half formed thoughts floated about her mind. "I knew I shouldn't have drunk whatever was in those bottles...but they looked so intriguing....." She muttered to herself, as though she didn't know the two nearby. Then she looked up, slightly noticing the two, and muttered,"Why are there turkeys when it's not even Thanksgiving?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:28 am
Chepi pouted, "but as long as I dun eat it I'm fiiiinnnnneeeeeee!!!" She about to make a puppy dog face till she saw Alyssa. "Half-Aunty!!!!" She pranced over to Alyssa before giving her a bear hug around the neck. "Did ja get me any presents!?" She wagged her tail, hoping that maybe Alyssa had brought a frog or turtle as a present, so Moe, the poisonous frog, could have a friend. "AuntyAunty! Meet Moe!" She showed her the frog.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:34 am
"But, how about the frog jumps into your mouth?" Achyuta felt like as if he was grasping for straws, but keeping a pet poisonous frog was out of the question. A regular frog perhaps, but most definitely not a poison dart one. At Chepi's exclamation, he turned around and faced that crazy drunk ulaya he had met at one occassion, and almost killed. And did she just refer them turkeys?
Alyssa blinked, why was the freaking turkey hugging her? She had half a mind to send her sword straight through it when the thing shoved a blue-blacky thing under her nose that looked like some short of cupcake. And the thing said that the other thing was called Toe. So this thing in front of her nose, that was blue and black was a toe? "What kind of toe is this? Bigfoot's?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:44 am
"No, tis a poyzeenuss frog! Seeeeee!!! You can tell from how it tastes!" She shoved it in Alyssa's mouth, unaware of what could happen. "And silly daddy! Frogs and bugs don't really do that in real life~!" She grinned
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:57 pm
"Yo! You're going to kill her!" cried Achyuta, though secretly thinking, good riddance. He gave Alyssa's back a powerful smack, causing her to cough up the frog. Then he tilted his head and asked,"Are you okay?". Then he glared at Chepi, saying,"Of course stuff are poisonous in real life. Where did you hear otherwise?
Alyssa blinked, not comprehending, "A boozeness tog? What's th-" But before she could say another word, she felt the toe thingy being shoved into her mouth, it tasted rather awful, and she was just pondering if this was normal behavior of turkeys when, SMACK! She glared towards the other turkey who just smacked her in the back, causing her to spit out the toe thingy and was saying something about potatoes and coconuts.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:59 pm
Chepi pouted, "NOOOOO!!! I meant that in real life buggies don't crawl in your mouth!" She folded her arms and turned away, "this is why I likes mum better!" She sniffed, "cause daddy's a big meanie!" Wailing she began to throw a tantrum. "Meanie daddy!!!" She sniffed, then saw Alyssa's sword! "Ooh, red boomerang!!!" Grabbing it she happily threw it in the air, waiting for it to spin back.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:00 pm
"Yo! You're going to kill her!" cried Achyuta, though secretly thinking, good riddance. He gave Alyssa's back a powerful smack, causing her to cough up the frog. Then he tilted his head and asked,"Are you okay?". Then he glared at Chepi, saying,"Of course stuff are poisonous in real life. Where did you hear otherwise?
Alyssa blinked, not comprehending, "A boozeness tog? What's th-" But before she could say another word, she felt the toe thingy being shoved into her mouth, it tasted rather awful, and she was just pondering if this was normal behavior of turkeys when, SMACK! She glared towards the other turkey who just smacked her in the back, causing her to spit out the toe thingy and was saying something about potatoes and coconuts.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:00 pm
Chepi jumped back as Alyssa swung around the sword. "Hey! Boomerangs are dangerous! You shouldn't just swing them around like that!" She scolded Alyssa, completely forgetting about Moe who silently inched away from the scene. She batted at sword as it was swung, just barely avoiding getting her paws cut off. "Honihonihoni.~ ...Hey! Stop distracting me!" She continued scolding Alyssa.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:01 pm
Achyuta had to bite his lip to prevent himself from laughing, it was hilarious. But he was rather concerned of his daughter being run through with the sword, so he called out,"Yo! Alyssa, stop swinging that sword like that! You might hurt somebody!"
Alyssa blinked, what was the turkey squawking about? She sure didn't know, except random words such as boomrang and swing. She stopped swinging her sword around and asked, though she doubted that she could actually talk to turkeys and if they actually understood,"What boomrangs?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:01 pm
"Dis boomerang!" She quickly took the sword while she stopped swinging it. She scolded Alyssa once more waving the hilt up and down like a finger. "Hey wait... this is a sword, isn't it...?" On closer examination, she realized it was. "Eep!" Dropping she ran like the wind, dodging past trees, till she ended up back where she was due ti running in a circle. she stopped dead in her tracks as she came face-to-face with the sword again. "Eep1" She hid behind her father. "Deddy, save meee!!!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:02 pm
Achyuta blinked, his child couldn't tell the difference between a sword and a boomarang? He was just about to chase after her before he heard the platter of footfalls came from behind him. He looked, apparently, Chepi had ran in a circle. Stifling a laugh, he said,"It's okay, it's not going to hurt you. Just be careful not to touch it." Well, it was partly the truth, but he didn't want her daughter to about Alyssa's crazy fits sometimes.
Alyssa blinked, not a word made any impression on her, and then she felt a small tug as the sword was yanked out of her grasp. "Hey, what are you-", but before she could finish her sentence, the turkey had squawked, yelled something and went dashing off and then came back. Seriously, what the hell was going on? And the world...it was spinning.....
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