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-King Lanzer of Gaia-

-*Author's Note*-I got to thinking... about how famous lanzer is here.... and i realized how many fangirls he has... So I decided to write this book about King Lanzer of Gaia. Also, before you read this, the best way to give an illustration of the main characters is this piccy! -*Author's Note*-

Lanzer sits at his throne holding his goblet drinking the sweet wines of Durem Vineyard... He looks up at the huge stained glass window made into his image. and sigh's...

Three of his slave girls are kneeling at his throne.
"Lanzer! Lanzer!! I love the new top you bought me!! doesnt it look SEXXEH?!" Alicia said. Lanzer looked at her and smirked a bit...
One of his N00B slave girls began to crawl onto his lap as she asked him "wood ju lik me 2 pleez ju mashtuh?!1!?1?"

Lanzer looked at her with disgust and pushed her off into the floor and stood up looking down at her. "SHUTUP b***h!!! I have no time for all of that cybering bullcrap... Besides... The world of Gaia is unfortunately a fragile fray of cyberspace... do you know how much i have to repair this world?!"

N00b girl looked up into his eye's noticing his fierce hatred for her ignorance... she crawled to his feet and hugged his legs as she cried "I'm so sorry mashtuh!!!1!1!oneGIMME GOLD!!" Lanzer petted her on the head and walked forward as a cute bunny waitress came to him to serve him more wine.

Lanzer grabbed the goblet and chugged it and he threw the cup to the floor as his servants jumped in fear... He was angry... Very angry... He lifted one eyebrow as he heard bells jingling down one of the halls, he turned to see who it was.

It's was L0cke...

L0cke saw that Lanzer's mistresses were scared of King Lanzers rage that had ensued just a moment earlier they were huddled up together scared... "Keeng Lanzurs MAHD!1!11!1one!!one" n00b girl screamed. L0cke held out his hand as in to hush her. Locke stepped forward and looked at Lanzer, "What are YOU mad at?" Lanzer replied, "I'm noht mahd...." L0cke looked into Lanzers eyes "....You AREN'T angry... You're drunk... Lanzer, I ask that you go and sleep and rest your tired mind... You're in NO true shape to fix Gaia on THIS day..."

Lanzer looked at him and smiled as he dropped his staff to the floor "Heheheheh.... The hell im not!!" L0cke put his hand on Lanzers shoulder and pinched it... Lanzer fell to the floor asleep, his slave girls frantically ran over to catch him, cuddled with him and kissed him as he slept.

L0cke walked down the hall and asked one of the servants to summon Vo for him. He sat and waited. He began to hear chains coming through the doorway.... It was both Arwen and Vo. "Whaddya want?" Asked Vo. L0cke replied "Well, Lanzer's drunk... I dont know why, this doesnt usually happen to him..." Vo looked up and laughed "Hasnt he always been the drunkard?" Arwen was more serious about the situation.

"Yeah, so who's gonna run checks and repairs on Gaia today?" She tipped her sunglasses and looked at L0cke. L0cke got off of the bench and replied to Arwen, "Unfortunately it seems we're alone in this situation..." Vo voiced his idea "How about we dont do anything... We need a freaking break... Here's the plan!! We'll make an announcement in Barton Town.. Telling all of are faithful Gaians this..." He whispered the speech they would be holding.

Later on....

Ling was sitting in the floor in the toy room playing with little kitten dolls and giggling. L0cke and the party intruded on her fun and told her the plan they had made and asked her to voice the announcement. She followed them and they started their way to Barton Town.

At the courtyard, where the announcement was being held...

Ling walked up to the podium as the other Admins sat in chairs behind her. She began the speech.

"We, the administrators of World Gaia are going on a vacation on a far away island. Repairs and all operations are seized for this day being, and if you Gaian's need something repaired, it's up to you. If you check under your seats, each of you are receiving a manual that tells you how to fix the common problems of World Gaia, also, if you'll notice, how to fix the plague of the X has been added! We are departing in 2 hours, Good luck!" She said in a cheerful tone as she jumped with joy, knowing that they were going on vacation.

"WERE'S LAHNZZUR?!11!!?" A n00b shouted as he got jumped by the n00b hating guild that was stalking him. Ling answered him, "Lanzer.... umm... he already left!! Without us!yesh, that'll do...." The admins walked off of the stage and hopped in their car and drove off in the ADMINMOBILE!! The Gaians were left in confusion. some reading their manuals, some logging out...

"You know, the world of Gaia is doomed now right?" L0cke said to Vo who was looking out the window at all the Gaians screaming with joy as they drove by. "lol, Yeah, I didnt really think you'd do that plan of mine... lmao" "I cant believe I did either.." L0cke began to question himself. Arwen butted in on their conversation "Ahh who cares!! We're going on vacation right?" L0cke replied, "We sure are..."

The Administrators drove their way into Isle de Gambino to go on their beautiful vacation... The world of Gaia was surely doomed, and they did make a foolish decision leaving it in the hands of the Gaians but hey, they never get any time off!!!

To be continued in,
The Administrators of Gaia: Vacation.

-The Administrators of Gaia: Paradise on Isle de Columbias!-

L0cke was laying in his bed sleeping... He began to open his eyes a bit and he heard waves and seagulls... A relaxing sound that would soon put a man back to sleep instantly, he got up and got himself dressed as he walked up to the top deck. "Hey Jean? Are we there.....?? Where.... is Jean?!" All he could see was that the top deck was empty and that the Admins were lost at sea.

"JEAN!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!?" L0cke yelled. L0cke began searching the ship frantically, his search unfortunately ended when Jean woke up and found L0cke trying to break into Lisa's room. L0cke jumped and turned around "Eh!? Where were you Jean?! I thought you left us out here for dead!!" Jean replied "And that is exactly what i'll do if you try anything on my daughter....." L0cke became wide eyed and stared at Jean.

"Hahaha!! Do not worry my great Administrator... We will arrive at Columbias in 5 minutes, if you turn around you can already see it..." L0cke turned and saw the tropical Isle de Columbias. It was a very beautiful sight to see... He heard the seagulls flying towards the tropical island as he heard exotic music filling his ears with happiness.

He walked to the sleeping quarters and woke everyone up, for this was indeed a treasure to share. Ling wiped the sleep out of her eyes and looked into the distance. She smiled overwhelmingly and jumped up and down happily. Arwen tipped her sunglasses while gazing at the beautiful land and smirked. Vo didnt really care... He was just looking for Lisa...

"I bet Lanzer would love to be here to see this..." L0cke said. "Yeah, I wonder how the drunkard is doing..." Vo commented.

Back at Lanzer's palace...

Lanzer was running as fast as he could to escape the N00b slave girl. "STOP CHASING MEEEEEE!!!!" He screamed. N00b girl glomped Lanzer and said "wood ju lik me 2 pleez ju mashtuh?!1!?1?" Lanzer shouted back "wood ju lik me 2 KILL YOU b***h?!!?"...

"Eh, he's fine..." Arwen commented. They all nodded and looked at the pier as they docked. "Everybody off!!! Hey what time do you guys think you're leaving the island? I would really enjoy sailing you back home to Barton." Jean said to the Admins. They hadn't really planned any duration of their vacation... "Hmm... Give us 2 days. We should be back by then!" L0cke told Jean.

"Well, if you're staying that long, i'll stay too!!! Um... I mean i wont impede on your vacation Admins... I'd just like to enjoy this exotic island with my daughter no?" Jean said. "We will not hold you back from a great vacation such as this. And, yes... We'd rather you not intrude on our vacation... We DO need our relaxation!!!" L0cke directed Jean accordingly. "Yes, I understand sir." Jean began tying up his boat.

The Admins began to look around. They were in awe at the beauty of such an island... There were many things to enjoy!! White sand shores, a theme park, gift shops as far as the eye could see, swimming pools, crystal clear water... This vacation was ALREADY perfect. "Ya think that the people of Barton town are ok? I wish i could go back and check on them!!" Ling said.

Back in Barton Town....

There was no more Barton.... Just rubble.... Newb's wandered the streets in search for peasant booties to keep their feet warm. Lanzer's palace had became a worshipping ground for all Gaian's who were hoping that he'd come back... (Remember? They think he's on vacation with the other Admins!) The Gaian's were bowing and chanting some random mumbo jumbo.... And then...

Lanzer stepped out of the castle's doors... He walked forward... The people were in awe... Some were in disbelief as he drunkingly fell down those stairs... When he finally stopped falling, every single Gaian glomped him like there was no tommorrow... I think he even got raped.... But who knows what went on in that gigantic dogpile.... All you could hear was Lanzers screams of "DAMMIT!!!!" Only to be muffled by loving Gaians... Arent they sweet?

Back at Isle de Columbias...

L0cke said to the others, "Guys, before we have any fun, we've got to get our stuff, AND reserve a hotel..." Vo simply replied "Dude... We're Admins... Just ask ANY Gaian and they'll let us shack up at their house!! Nothing to worry about, leave the whole business thing to me." Vo walked into a hotel and walked out with a bellhop ready to take their bags. "Now let's go HAVE FUN." Vo told everyone, as they all walked to the dressing rooms without him...

"Bastards!" Vo ran to the dressing rooms as well, and they all proceeded to the sands of the shore and "Had fun." L0cke was swimming, Ling was hunting seashells, Arwen was tanning, and Vo was.... well... "Enjoying the treasure..." He was of course checking out all the babes on the beach. "Ooh..... Look AT THAT a**!!! ooh! wait... I gotta check out the face... C'mon baby... Just turn to papa Vo... Lemme see that pretty..... GASP!!!"

Apparently, he was observing the butt of Lisa.... "I knew my hand was tingling for a reason!! It knew it had pinched that a** before!!!" Vo began to walk to her as she began to lay down on her stomach. Lisa had her eye's closed, and was apparently prepared to take a nap. Vo walked up to her as she was laying across her towel. "Sunscreen?" She nodded and agreed to Vo's offer.

Hmmm.... Things seem to be getting interesting for the Admins of Gaia on their vacation! Lanzer's being raped, L0cke is content with the vacation, Jean will leave them on that island if anyone of them does anything to his daughter.... Vo, doesnt seem to know... Does he?

To be Continued in...

"Wrath of Lanzer"

A&J Prologue.

My name is Mark Clevely, age 15... Today's my moms birthday! I bought her this sparkling bracelet it has fake diamonds in it.... *laughs* I didnt have THAT much money... But, I love my mom, and I hope she loves this gift... When she get's home from work, I'll surprise her with it. I love her so much....

Mark sat on his couch watching TV... waiting for his mom to arrive so that he may surprise her with this precious gift he had for her.

Ring ring!!!

His phone rang, he turned, and read the caller ID, it was his friend Jack...

"Dude!! Turn it to channel 11!! The News is reporting this HUGE Car buildup! At least 23 cars crashed into this huge kerosene carrier!!"

This caught Mark's interest, he picked up his remote and changed the channel to 11, and looked at what happened...

The new's crew was doing a panoramic walkthrough of all the damage... Mark turned the TV up.

"We are counting the cars right now, but we cant count every single one as there is a huge fire at the end of the pileup. So far we have counted the estimate of 23.... But there ARE more as you can see." The camera began looking down the line of monstrous damage. The new's crew then heard a scream from one of the cars they were beside. The camera then turned to the firemen running to the car..

They brought out the "Jaws of life" and used them to chew the car to shreds. They then dragged a body out of the car before the camera's eye... Mark jumped, scared... He got closer to the TV and looked at this person... This lifeless soul... He had never seen something so mortal... Then he noticed something... A tear fell from his eye he fell to his knees, not crying, but stunned... This lifeless person that he gazed upon, WAS.... Once, his mother.

And this is the story... Of his new friends, his new family, and his new life.

Start Chapter 2.

He was being woke up by a flight attendant. "Sir! Sir, Welcome to..... DAMMIT WAKE UP!!" He was fast asleep... She shook him a bit "Sir, you cant stay on this plane..." He woke up, finally. "Wha??? Where are we? umm... Ma'am?" She giggled and smiled "Welcome to Kyoto, Japan"
He sighed, and got himself ready to experience a new world.

As he walked off the plane he noticed abundant crowds of people! They were EVERYWHERE!! And there were texts on the walls and on signs, that he couldnt even begin to understand... He was lost... Very lost... He looked around... He saw some things that were recognizable... An Arcade... A bar, a luggage carrier...

Simplistic things and objects that anyone would know about! But he was STILL hopelessly lost... He looked around and sat down in a chair and began to think positive... What good could come from this? His mom always told him to look on the bright side of ALL things.... So he is determined to fulfill that wish of his mother...

He sat for 3 hours straight sleeping... the time was different... it's 2 hours faster in Japan... So, nightfall was looming closer... And yeah, he was already sleeping...

He's hardly a light sleeper... Because someone was trying to wake him... The anonymous person looked back and forth at a picture and Mark... It seemed he was trying to identify Mark. He couldnt wake up Mark so he decided to just simply pick Mark up... The person then took Mark and put him in the back seat of his car... He loaded Mark's luggage into the trunk and drove off.

Mark began to wake up slowly... And then when he opened his eye's he realized something! He was no longer in the airport!! He looked around, it was nighttime.... And he was in the backseat of a car.... He thought, if this car is moving... Then someone is definately... Driving it! He turned and saw the back of the person's head, he couldnt make it out because of the street lights casting light on the person, creating only a dark silhouette that Mark couldnt make out...

Mark was afraid... So he turned and kept pretending he was sleeping. "You awake? Mark?" Mark's eye's opened wide, he was stunned.... And confused... He replied... "H-How do you know my name?" The driver then said "I'm your brother now..." He turned to Mark and continued his introduction. "My name is Kentoro. I'm your 'new' big brother from now on. So get used to it! When we get home, youre going to bed!"

Kentoro then hit a bump in the highway which caused the car to bounce up, which made him hit his head on the ceiling as he desperately tried to recover control of the turbulent vehicle. Mark laughed at Kentoro and then said, "Keep your eyes on the road!" "I knew my new lil brother would be telling me what to do!! Shutup! I know how to drive!" Mark giggled and smiled he was enjoying this meeting. "Hey, wait, why do i have to go to bed as soon as i get home?! I dont wanna sleep! I wanna see what Kyoto's like!" said Mark.

Kentoro then said to Mark "I believe your mother would be putting you to bed by now. So you're going to bed." A gloomy and depressed expression was instantly Mark's new face. "I'm sorry.... 'brother' But, i'll take you out on the town tommorrow, ok?" Kentoro tried to cheer Mark up... Mark stayed silent for the rest of the ride home...

End chapter 2

The stars.

Leslie is my love.
Tis Her beauty I compare to the stars.
Her beauty is vast, her beauty is known by everyone.
Just like the stars.
She shines, oh how she shines and lights up my life.
I dream, oh how I dream that she would become my wife.
with her I could truly spend my life
in infinite love and infinite pleasure
A life with her I truly treasure
I love you Leslie I really do
I wish that I could spend my life with you.

Leslie is a girl i have no knowledge of. Leslie is a fictional character. This was originally written for an actual love of mine. But I know of no Leslie. lol

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