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FuriousSeahorse

Hilarious Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:14 am


King of Everything by Anarchy Club hits and Matt walks out to the ring. He grabs a female fan's digital camera and takes a picture of himself with her. He takes a mic from the ring announcer and begins to speak.

"Ladies and gentlemen, bow your heads in silent reverance, because I am your new God." The booing begins. Matt revels in the heat for a moment before moving on. "I know what you're thinking: 'Who does this arrogant p***k think he is?' Or, if you're a girl, 'How do I get with that?' Meet me in my locker room after tonight...I'll be holding girlfriend auditions until midnight." Boos from the men, whistles and cheers from the women. "And guys, I'm not arrogant at all. I'm just honest. Let's face it; I'm physically perfect, your girlfriends all want me, I'm going to blow through the World Heavyweight Title ranks faster than your sisters, and I'm basically the second coming. Hell, that's so accurate I don't think anybody in the back would argue that either."

((if anyone wants to interrupt go for it))
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:44 pm


"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, Everybody's got a price to be a champion!"

*Steve Sparks makes his way down the rampway with a mic in hand*

Sparks: I'm sorry for interrupting you Mr. Pierce, but let me introduce myself. I am Steve Sparks. Former three time FCW Champion, two time WCF Champion, and current manager to Chris Chaos, the SWA Champion. Now, I understand you and Chaos have been at a war of words in EEW, however, I know you want to be at the top. Now I have made Chaos into a champion. I can do the same to you, Matt. If you choose to align with me and Chaos, we can start our takeover of EWS by starting with the World Championship. So what do you got to say to that "future" Champ?

Steve Sparks


FuriousSeahorse

Hilarious Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:16 am


Matt thinks about it for a moment before answering.

"You know, it's impossible to ignore the fact that you made Chris Choas into a world champion. And he actually had competition! Just think what you'll be able to do with someone who stands this far above the rest. Mr. Sparks, I accept your offer."
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