Your new commentators:

Dorian Smith: An emo, but a damn good commentator. He's never seen the inside of a wrestling ring except on TV. He wears thick glasses and all red. He's never wrestled and puts on a tough front, but he will back down when seriously confronted.

Samuel Marshall: A true punk in his own right. He has also never wrestled, but has engaged in street fights from America to the center of China! He rocks out to Killswitch Engage, Trapt, Slipknot, Metallica, AFI, Avenged Sevenfold, and other bands- but hates Green Day, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and Korn. He is also a big fan of Matt Shanahan and follows Punkology, Punkism- whatever! xd

Ryan Seacrest- American Idol Host. He doesn't know jack s**t about wrestling except who John Cena is, and is picked on by wrestlers and his commentary colleagues alike due to his love and admiration for John Cena.