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 Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:12 pm
I think I'm scarred for life!! eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek
Yesterday Mom and her boyfriend were having a bath together, so I took the dogs out for a walk.... I ran home because it started pouring outside... and I went upstairs, closed my bedroom window, and I saw Mom's door opened about an inch. Before I left it was shut tight, so I opened the door the rest of the way to make sure Mom's window was closed and I saw Mom and her boyfriend having SEX!!!!!!!! xp xp xp xp xp xp xp xp xp xp xp gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk xp xp xp gonk gonk
So I quickly, quietly closed the door back to how it was before I opened it..... quietly went down stairs and then ran up stairs making lots of noise so they knew I was home... I went in to the kids bathroom to get my towel, I closed the door.... went into my room.. then I told Pixie (My dog) to get down stairs because she followed me up.... and then I could hear the bath tub jets going.. so they knew I was home.
Here I am almost 17 years old that and I have gone without the horrifying childhood memory of seeing your parents having sex... but yesterday, yesterday I saw Mom and her boyfriend!! gonk gonk gonk xp xp xp
Oh god, that image will stay with me forever gonk
And they didn't see me.... thank GOD!! I know for a fact they didn't, because usually when something like that happens everyone acts all weird. Which when Mom came downstairs she wasn't acting weird at all.
See, when it rains NO good EVER comes out of it!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:39 pm
gonk
Do you need a hug?♫♥♪
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StrawberryFlavoredZombie Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:08 am
Yeah, I could use one emo
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:42 am
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StrawberryFlavoredZombie Captain
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N is for Narwhal Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:32 pm
Holy crap.
This is the only time I've ever been glad that
my dad is ******** HUGE.
He's like 300 pounds.
Mom does not want.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:40 pm
N is for Narwhal Holy crap.
This is the only time I've ever been glad that
my dad is ******** HUGE.
He's like 300 pounds.
Mom does not want. ROFL ROFL
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:43 pm
I'm so so sorry! emo
Sadly, my parents saw me! And my girlfriend at the time was with me, too!
SO WE BOTH HAD TO WITNESS IT.
...a weird position, too...... burning_eyes
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:23 pm
pescaditoo I'm so so sorry! emo Sadly, my parents saw me! And my girlfriend at the time was with me, too! SO WE BOTH HAD TO WITNESS IT. ...a weird position, too...... burning_eyes
Ohshit.
I'm confused.
They caught you and your girlfriend, or they caught you having a threesome?
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N is for Narwhal Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:00 pm
N is for Narwhal Holy crap.
This is the only time I've ever been glad that
my dad is ******** HUGE.
He's like 300 pounds.
Mom does not want.
So I didn't have to witness them when they were together.
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:01 pm
N is for Narwhal pescaditoo I'm so so sorry! emo Sadly, my parents saw me! And my girlfriend at the time was with me, too! SO WE BOTH HAD TO WITNESS IT. ...a weird position, too...... burning_eyes
Ohshit.
I'm confused.
They caught you and your girlfriend, or they caught you having a threesome?
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:01 pm
N is for Narwhal pescaditoo I'm so so sorry! emo Sadly, my parents saw me! And my girlfriend at the time was with me, too! SO WE BOTH HAD TO WITNESS IT. ...a weird position, too...... burning_eyes
Ohshit.
I'm confused.
They caught you and your girlfriend, or they caught you having a threesome?
xD i guess i could've made that clearer (pescaditoo = gabber jabber, btw) they saw me see THEM.. doing.. uhh.. stuff, yeah. xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:57 pm
rofl
This is such a GD cliche, I'm sorry.
But...*pat pat* *hugglies*
I've never seen my parents romping, but I have heard it from across the hall of my old house.
Thank God for headphones. crying
I have however, walked into an orgy.
I had stepped out for a wee bit to get some skittles and junk...
And I walked back into my friends' apartment...
And oh my.
I didn't know whether to be relieved or offended that this orgy was even started without me. redface
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:43 pm
Last Psycho Standing rofl This is such a GD cliche, I'm sorry. But...*pat pat* *hugglies* I've never seen my parents romping, but I have heard it from across the hall of my old house. Thank God for headphones. crying I have however, walked into an orgy. I had stepped out for a wee bit to get some skittles and junk... And I walked back into my friends' apartment... And oh my. I didn't know whether to be relieved or offended that this orgy was even started without me. redface
It's actually staring to get annoying though rolleyes
I think I would be relieved lol
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