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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:03 pm


Today we join a Christian t.v. host lady, formerly known as Patricia King, in an interview with young twisted Rebecah twisted , starring a few other supporting bel33v0rz, who seems to have partaken in some naughty Satanic cult church group evil dark forces organization colorful rape fest and has now appeared on King's show - Extreme Prophetic - to talk about her dreadful experiences!

Here are the links:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3 (not really worth watching, but eh.)

Quick Summary: Poor victim's element waaaaassss.... Fir3!! Yes! "It was the farthest you could have gone.", she says. She saw colors around a guy who was being cursed. She says she'd always attend church like a good little devil, but would then be raped by the high priest. She kept seeing colors... She saw angels whilst under the influence of heroine when she approached a local church and so waltzed in all wobbly-like. A lady then quickly ran towards her, told the girl she looked like s**t and was possessed by countless demons. Rebecah managed to break through the ever impenetrable forces of darkness that repressed her pure heart and spoke "Help me!". The lady then rushed her to the holy water pool, dunked her blackened soulless self in, and then was baptized in God's name. Now she's a happy, normal, paranoid, lying, deceiving, pathetic, brainwashed, Christian, American citizen who's STILL slightly addicted to various drugs - "Just pot. But, I'm getting help. It's a terrible addiction! *sobs*" (FYI weed is not an addictive drug LOOOL. -_-) - and now lives a Satan-free life! Her element is still fire because she still desires some sort of earthly power, y'know?

Note: Where the ******** were her parents this whole time?


Enjoy!
Hail Satan!!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:24 am


I think our guild died...

defunctgarbage


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:48 pm


I'm still here.

Also, WTF thats funny as hell. xd
PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:51 pm


Wow. That is extremely amusing.

Captain Jailbait

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