By SHAFF
We're at Issue 16. Go us.
Well Enjoy this newsletter.
The Post Style is a little different, but ehh its cool.
The newsletter wasn't supposed to be released for a few more days, but idc. This issue doesn't include: IRL Morons Section & Bane's Gaming Section.
We still have a lot, so dw.
Read the next part of the ******** newsletter.
By SHAFF
Julys Moron of the Month has been changed to Pif, seeing as I banned Mysterious A, lol.
Click the Image to see full art.
Go to Fun'n'Games subforum and ask this douchebag some questions.
By StationWagon
Here we go again
Listen if I forgot you I'm sorry we have like 35 pages of members, but uh if your like on the first page and I forgot you-maybe you should you know, try to be more memorable?
Serious Jesus is still asain
I bet he spells it azn
Ehhdolf Pifler has 166 posts
Whats a pifler?
Dragn Breth II is on crew
Shaff has like dunno 3 posts or something, I dunno, I didnt really check
Winter Charade needs to be more memorable
Detective Mortalis posts are heart
MrsrachaelSnape has almost 1000 posts! YAY
Primary Colours really confuses me
i dont know whats what anymore
Blaze-kun does not have any post's
I repeat DOES NOT HAVE ANY
x3 nazi has some600 posts
some one explain her name to me-is she really a nazi?
Hasina Rini has 675 CATS!
Pineapple Hair should come back and post more
King Of Aquatica has
Henada wont return my phone calls :/
[Hyrule] has 90 and is my new crush of the week
heart Whats up? wink
smile_its_me has 38 awesomely amazing posts
mojito has 195 regular posts
Aimless Shadow WOOOOOOOOOOO
loserella has 7
srsly?
sars attacks is a member with 2557
plan|face has 460
Dea Nox shouild post more
Lanzer has 22 posts
Rampage! At the Brothel 510
LizzyJayne 390
x0xhappysmilyx0x has 32
but the winner is The Censorship Fairy with 3065
The King of Halloween comes in and posts sometimes
667 times actually
ritorin i dont get it
By Miss Shirahime
Miss Shirahime:Hi.
Winter Charade:Hello! How may I be of assistance? Lookin' for a job, eh?
Miss Shirahime: Kind of : D I'm supposed to interview you for our usual issues.
Winter Charade:Oh. XD
Miss Shirahime: I'm serious about the interview...o: So let me rattle off the first question. When and why did you join Shaff guild, now known as the League of Extraordinary morons?
Winter Charade:I joined ANGE in the last few weeks before it changed to TLOEM, because the GCD was getting to me, like most ANGE members.
Miss Shirahime: Only to be expected, How did you make your way to crew?
Winter Charade:Shaff is a teenage boy, I posted one picture of myself, and became crew. o 3o;;
Miss Shirahime: I shall make no comment, but I'm guessing that means you are highly attractive, remind me not to post pictures of myself, I'll get banned.
Do you think the guild has improved over the years?
Winter Charade:I think the guild has expanded into a guild with a larger variety of people.
D: He may edit that part out, about the pretty part I mean.I'm so sorry this makes the rest of the interview awkward, but your looks seem very exotic. What are your interests?
Winter Charade:Oh? This is for the newsletter? eek I like photography and helping my friend with her shop. She sells scarves, which I love, and dolls, as well as a few other things. I love being outside in the cold.
Miss Shirahime:What are some games, online and graphic you like playing?
Winter Charade:I like Maplestory, I have a few characters on there, if anyone wants to know, they can contact me. I also like Pokemon and Kirby games for the DS.
Miss Shirahime:Thats awesome, What are some of your aspirations?
Winter Charade:Well, I would like to be featured in famous magazines and become a world-renowned photographer.
Miss Shirahime: Knarly. Any wisdom you would like to share with the class?
Winter Charade: Nothing I can think of...
Hugs not Drugs!
Miss Shirahime:And finally, any last words?
Winter Charade: ilu
Shaff: and I love you too.
Miss Shirahime: And that's the end of the interview.
By Gale-Chan
'Sup 'sup guildies? ;D It's been a while <3 Hope no one killed no one recently >=U We don't like messes... So, I bring you yet another set of gossipy updates for another of our newsletters, oh yeah. BD
This time, we start with our favorite Emo's most recent work, our very own TLOEM Flash! It's ******** amazing, so go watch it for the 3746302billion time nao, 'cause it's ******** epic!
Right after that, we have the comeback of our interviews in the newsletters, yay and with that, just reminding for a moment how July's moron was banned... u.u
Well then! To wrap this up, let's talk olympics, I hope no one is stupid and didn't choose Team Shaff; oh ******** that, Aekea is gonna pwn this year. xD Who are you giving your strengths this year, huh? But overall, let's have fun, win some items and have several orgasms with the mangas, k? ;D See you at out official event thread!
And that's it for this Gossip Gale, see you next time. BD
By Ehhdolf Pifler
Shaff's avatar wins this time because uhh I made it? No other explanation necessary plus hes my bf and everyone else's avatars sucked other than like mine. I cbf to look at everyone's avatars.
By Dragn Breth II
'Ello morons.
This is my new segment in the newsletter, where I share with all of you, a sexy song in which I hope you all will enjoy.
My first Song is:
"Always Where I Need To Be" - The Kooks
=)
Where would we be without those Brits, ya know?
(Important Note from SHAFF // This song actually SUCKS. I am sick of hearing it on TV or the Radio. Him going "DewDewDewDewDewDew". These guys are ******** s**t.)
Before this, I had two other songs which I posted in the main forum. Just in case you missed them, they were:
"Eve Of Seduction" - Symphony X and "Ride The Lightning" - Metallica
By
Part 1 of Who Killed L Samuel?
By SHAFF
Name Changes //
Rumors of Blue Whales ---> Primary Colours
Pifehh ---> Ehhdolf Pifler
Latest Crew //
Primary Colours // Crew ---> Vice-Captain
Ehhdolf Pifler // B& ---> Member ---> Crew
Winter Charade // Member ---> Crew
Alterdeus // Member ---> Crew
B& //
Mysterious A
Smile_Its_Me // She's back now, but Primary banned her.
Ehhdolf Pifler // Pif is too great to stay banned. He's back on crew too.
Events //
Pif Day // Pif day was a failure. Sorry about that Pif! D;
Shaff's Halloween Party // My 2nd Halloween Event is being planned. Long wait, though! D;
100,000 Posts //
Guild is almost at 100,000 posts! Go us! Even though 15% or so of the posts are mine. idk. lol.
Old Men //
I hate these old men.
UNTIL THE NEXT NEWSLETTER.
I HAVE BEEN SHAFF.
AND I STILL AM.
