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 Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:57 pm
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWS Blood Championship! Introducing first....
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:11 pm
The heretic is always better dead... (Lazy entrance, will post later.)
... Then, Joey stands in the ring centre, waiting for his opponent... ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:45 pm
*gun cocks, followed by a gunshot*
Stick 'em up
Stick 'em up, b***h, stick 'em up!
Put your hands where I can see 'em, see 'em
Stick 'em up
Stick 'em up, b***h, stick 'em up
Target niggas, wouldn't wanna be 'em, be 'em
Pyro goes off across the top of the entrance ramp as an engine can be heard while "Stick 'Em Up" by Ludacris featuring UGK plays.
Stick 'em up
Stick 'em up, b***h, stick 'em up!
Put your hands where I can see 'em, see 'em
Stick 'em up
Stick 'em up, b***h, stick 'em up
Target niggas, wouldn't wanna be 'em, be 'em
Pimp C:
Uh, I want the money and the power they hittin me every hour
For the silt resin powder chasing them dirty dollars
I'm from Texas ***** it get hectic *****
People depending on me I can't neglect it niggas
Cause the game is deeper than just working off the beeper
If the paper ain't right then we calling a sweeper
To clean up the problems and straighten the mess
So ***** come wit ya pistol and ***** come wit ya vest
This ain't the east or the west the 'bama weed or the stress
I'm Young Pimp from Port Arthur and we done passed the test
And we smoking the best everywhere that we go
And when our records come out them bitches sell out the sto'
Stayin throat on the 'dro and keep that thang on the flo'
Want my money up front when we come for the show
Y'all can play wit ya paper but I'm dyin for mine
So while y'all buying them watches I'ma stay on the ******** *****
Snypa emerges from the flames in a black flame-covered white 2006 Dodge Charger, revving the engine as he drives down to ringside. He gets out, Blood Championship around his waist.
"And his opponent- from St. Louis, Missouri: weighing in at 268 pounds, he is the EWS Blood Champion- the SNYPA RIFLE!"
Snypa takes off his hat and gives to a lucky fan before walking the rest of the way down the ring. As he gets in the ring, the champion takes off his belt and gets in Joey's face to hold it up. He steps back as pyro rains down on the arena. He gives the title to the ref to hold up while he cracks his knuckles. He doesn't bother taking off his entrance shirt because he's ready for a fight. He stands in the center to wait for the bell.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:58 am
The heretic is always better dead... ((Are there any special rules for this title? Like, first blood or 24/7 rules?))
Joey looked as Snypa held the title in his face. He wasn't impressed. Not even slightly. In fact, he was so unimpressed that he raised his middle finger as Snypa stood ready to fight, to a hail of boos from the audience. Joey was pretty much hated by everyone in the building at that moment... except maybe Cartwright xd ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:54 pm
((It's the same as the Crimson King Championship in PAW: make 'em bleed then go for the fall. No rules except that. 3nodding ))
Snypa smirks as he looks to drop Joey with a stiff left hand.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:26 pm
((auto))
The left connects, sending Joey down. Snypa goes to jump on Joey with some hard mount punches.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:11 am
The heretic is always better dead... ((Meh... feeling lazy today xd ))
It connects! ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:11 pm
((I know the feeling. xd ))
Snypa goes for a pin.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:26 am
The heretic is always better dead... Joey stayed down. For longer then he needed. But the ref wasn't counting, as Joey wasn't bleeding, as stipulated in the rules. Joey would capitalize on Snypa's foolishness, aiming to grab his balls as he was on for the cover, and to squeeze them tight in a highly illegal submission manouver! ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:20 am
The heretic is always better dead... ((Auto Hit))
The Saint Joey Super-Awesome Ball-Grabbing submission connected!! ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:49 pm
((Forgive my laziness.))
Snypa screams as he also tries to spray his Shadow-influenced Purple Mist into Joey's eyes.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:22 am
The heretic is always better dead... ((No problem, really. It's an epidemic xd ))
The plan backfired, as the loss of his sight made Joey tense all of his muscles, even his fists!! xd ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:00 pm
Snypa attempts a DDT to send Joey to the mat.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:13 pm
The heretic is always better dead... DDT... connected! It sent Joey to the floor head first, blinding him further. He rubbed his eyes frequently, trying to get the spray out of them! ... And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:38 am
Snypa attempts a leg drop across the throat.
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