Here's some quotes I've always loved:
"life's a b***h, f*** it - quite literally"
"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory stretching from every battle-field, and patriot grave, to every living heart and hearthstone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature." - from the movie American History X
"Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only f***ing yourself."
"Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b***h-slap the mother-f***er upside the head."
"Friendship is like pissing in your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you
Can feel its true warmth.
Thanks for being the piss running down my leg"
=) please post comments and other quotes!
"life's a b***h, f*** it - quite literally"
"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory stretching from every battle-field, and patriot grave, to every living heart and hearthstone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature." - from the movie American History X
"Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only f***ing yourself."
"Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b***h-slap the mother-f***er upside the head."
"Friendship is like pissing in your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you
Can feel its true warmth.
Thanks for being the piss running down my leg"
=) please post comments and other quotes!
