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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:52 am
Feel free to move this to the correct topic. O:
I, who bears witness to this ghastly (or extraordinary) clash of monstrous proportions comes to regale you with tales of beasts, carnage, sorcery and last but not least, badassary. Listen in terror or gaze in awe, but be warned, only those strong of heart will be able to grasp the entirety of what ensues.
It all started when cyco and Doc were talking about bondage and sexual orientations or somesuch...
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:01 am
Hyrea
NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO
MUAHAHA dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:40 am
And thus, the butterflies' wings causes a ripple in what will be one of the most titanical clashes to be recorded!The thread goers of the female ilk are in love with the masterpiece. The Doc however is not amused!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:45 am
The first attack has been drawn, figuratively and literally! Hyrea responds in kind!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:47 am
The prestigious Doc has transformed himself into a beast of carnage and terror, the WEREWOLF!
What will the the cat-like Hyrea do now?! Truly, it is has become the age-old battle of two of the bitterest rivals!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:49 am
Hyrea, conqueror of beasts, shows her true deviance as she slyly snaps out her whip! By the expression on her face, we all know that she's out to do some serious training for the 'Big Kitty'! Will Doc the werewolf be 'whipped', or will he retaliate? But will his retaliation only further excite Hyrea?!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:51 am
The snap of the whip quickly catches the werewolf's eyes, and with no hesitation Doc flexes his mighty claws! In one fluid motion that leaves the motion in mid-air for but a fraction of a second, Doc has sliced Hyrea's beautiful whip into useless leather pieces! With her whip destroyed, what will Hyrea do now?!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:52 am
Alas, with no hesitation on her end either, Hyrea quickly judges the situation and takes action! Seemingly not able to hold in her excitment nor love for all things beast, she takes it upon herself to mightily leap astride Doc's head, and almost knocking him out for a second! Going through practiced motions, the mistress grabs the werewolf's ears and presumes the riding position, giving out a hearty "Whee"! Doc finds himself in an unwitting predicament! What will he do? How will he react? Oh, the suspense!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:54 am
With grace unlike any that has come before him, Doc chooses to persevere the 'attack' for a stupendous amount of a record-breaking 62 hours! As we replay the recorded footage, viewers are able to see Doc's frustration mold itself into a tangible cloud of black as he endures the incessant "Whee!" issuing forth from Hyrea's small mouth but incredibly gargantuan lungs! Which of the two will outlast the other? How much mo--
BUT, WAIT! What's this?! Folks, something incredible has happened!! It looks like... yes, yes it is! Hyrea the conqueror may just be conquered yet! She seems to have finally run out of breath, and may actually have fainted from her own attack! The werewolf gives a toothy grin, flipping a thumbs up at the quiet victory! Will the beast-lover recover from this latest tragedy that has befallen her? Will she get up?!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:55 am
The evidently unconscious Hyrea seems to out! That wa-- Oh god, what's happening?! The surprises are just piling on today! She may not be out, afterall! The mistress' body is exuding slivers of smoke, and just like the Doc's ball of frustration, she herself has become a strange miasma of magical energies! It looks like she may just be turning into something... the shape is defining, and-- HOLY CRAP IT'S A BLOODY DRAGON!!
This has, truly, turned into a battle of beasts, an hostile skirmish of mythical proportions! One, a feral beast of the ominous full-moon, and the other, a massive serpentine creature, seething of rage and spikes! No more cute cat-girl, now -- just a damnably dominatrix-like dragon! Doc the werewolf and Hyrea the dragon will bring their strife to new heights - figuratively, and literally!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:59 am
Sensing the encroaching threat that Hyrea presents, Doc bulks and readies himself up, growing to a most commensurable magnitude! His claws are sharpened, his form piercing! He is both at once a carnal beast, and bloodthirsty man! With a rumbling howl, he shouts to the newly-formed sinuous dragon, "BRING IT!!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:02 pm
OH MY F-bleep-ING GOD!! Hyrea, the magickly-enriched dragon turns out to be of the elemental species, and by the obviousness of the screeched name, is especially adept at manipulating the vast resource of liquid water! Flooding forth from her wings like the legions of fangirls of yaoi, the waves of water are crashing about, a total area-of-effect attack, not just meant for the now endangered werewolf, but any aspiring contenders and innocent bystanders! Will even Doc be able to withstand this massive fjord of typhoonic origins?! Will I, your brave commentary spokeswoman, be able to escape th--- arghkljds!!! *washed away*
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:11 pm
*grabs onto a passing boulder and drags herself up, gasping for air*
Ugh--*coughs water*--that was scary. Oh, hm? It's still going on?
Wh-what's going on now?! This madness must stop! An unknown and seemingly new player has entered this arena of watery death, claiming that the monstrous dragon that is Hyrea, has activated a hidden-till-now trap with a push of a button! What will this trap do?
The figure, dressed in a cape with strange contraptions adorning his arms and a questionably fashionable paper-bag headgear, is saying something! "Now your dragon is destroyed!" Ah, and with that, the trap is-- what is it doing?! Goodness, it seems to be pulling the dragon into an electrifying grip, pulsing with crackling energy! Hyrea may have had the cat's nine lives, but how many more does she have up her sleeve to get out of this one?!
And, as an afternote, where has the mighty wolf-beast gone?! Has he been washed away, just like how the fangirls rip away the clothing on a bishounen-type male??
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:13 pm
In a surprising act of last will -- or last defiance -- Hyrea has resorted to a unleash an attack full of fury upon the mysterious new contender, and directly into its face! Not only is she skilled in the arts of water, but of the fiery depths of hell, too! The look of incredulous disbelief on the visage explains it all, folks! From that countenance, we can surmise that the paper-bagged challenger definitely did not see this one coming!
Ohh, even from here, recovering on this slippery boulder, I can feel the heat of the furnace that is streaming deep from within the serpentine beast! Even, from this distance, I am now thoroughly dry due to this latest attack! What titanic powers!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:15 pm
What a turn of events!! What began as a battle of beasts, has now evolved to a higher intellect and is now a battle of arcane sorceries! Quick of wit and swift of reaction, the unknown battler has just incantated some sort of glowing seal, which, as I speak, draws itself before him and also on what is most likely the fore of his headpiece! Oooh, the Seal of Orichalcos?! What does it do? It consists of two circles, and in between glyphs of an obscure and cyrptogenic script. Inside the lesser circle are the lines of a multi-pointed star!
This seal must be a shield of some sort, for it has deflected the entirety of Hyrea's attack, right back at her, and with no lick of flame to spare for the challenger themself! The arcanist was surprised before, but now that the tides have turned in it's favour, how will the mighty Hyrea handle this now?!
Ahh, and by the gods, another player seems to have entered this grave arena of sweat and blood! He stands nonchalantly to the sides, watching the battle as it progresses and sipping a cup of-- tea?! What is he doing here? Is his presence known by the players? Does he, too, have something hidden up his sleeve?!
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