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-ReiN-x-RauS-

PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:58 pm


I believe they are some of the maddest people around sometimes...

FOR ONE:

They invented a toilet that has a tray... so you can inspect your poop on it. burning_eyes

FOR TWO:

German scientists invented a condom in a can, you spray it on your manhood.

eek
Oh I do love these people!
blaugh
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:01 pm


Hmm, spay on condom, maybe those German think tanks have something there. It'd be good for Paul. wink

Corsac Falk Vulpes


-ReiN-x-RauS-

PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:01 pm


What on Earth? I appear to be missing something...

Are you perhaps suggesting that no condom of any size would fit Paul so he'd HAVE to have a spray on one?

My mind is running away again...
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:23 pm


-ReiN-x-RauS-
What on Earth? I appear to be missing something...

Are you perhaps suggesting that no condom of any size would fit Paul so he'd HAVE to have a spray on one?

My mind is running away again...

Exactly.

Corsac Falk Vulpes


-ReiN-x-RauS-

PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:19 pm


Ah but heres the question...

Are they always too small?

...

Or always too big?

rofl
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:01 pm


Too big, Germans got tired of having to use trashbags so they made a spray on condom.



Another German invention I'm surprised no one listed.

ShamWow. Made in Germany and I love it, it's like a vacuum for liquid.

Corsac Falk Vulpes


-ReiN-x-RauS-

PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:35 pm


*gasmlaughs*

NOW I know why I prefer German men whee

A vacuum for liquid? Jesus, futuristic paper towels anyone? rofl

OH yeah, heh, doubledecker car racing, thats another of theirs, racing against each other in cars, which have another car attatched to the top of the bottom car. The bottom has the accelerater and brakes, the top has the steering wheel.

Looks like MAJOR fun!

I think car football was thier idea too... but don't count on that one, I'm not entirely sure!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:31 pm


Didn't VW do a comercial with cars playing football?

Corsac Falk Vulpes


-ReiN-x-RauS-

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:03 pm


Probably! Car ads can be pretty mad sometimes!

AH!

I remember something I was supposed to put in the first post.

Powdered wine. Put the powder in a glass and then fill it with water. Instant wine.
neutral

Burger in a tin. Stick it in the microwave for a while, then bust the thing out of the can. Instant burger. It looks friggin' disgusting.

Both German inventions!
whee
PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:16 pm


Them Germans are some crazy people. Smart, but crazy. Then again, the crazy people often are smart.

Corsac Falk Vulpes


-ReiN-x-RauS-

PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:50 pm


Very good point, It's either that or the smart people get accused of being crazy.

Mind you, theres also that phrase where 'lunatics see the real things in life.'

Anyway...I love the Germans all the more for this! blaugh
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:35 am


I just love Germans. Mostly for giving us the greatness of Rammstein.

Corsac Falk Vulpes


Toast Is Me

Wheezing Smoker

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:59 pm


Ilol'd @ spray-on condom.
You've brightened my day, Raus. You win an Internet.

Still wondering how that powdered wine thing works out...o_0
PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:44 pm


A spray-on condom sounds practical ._.'

futurestripped


going on hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:26 pm


After seeing all these........

Germans are mad. Crazy. Insane.


And we all love them. Everyone who agrees, say jawohl. XD

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