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I was up late one night, thinking to myself, "Man, I really wish I could bring the people of the internet together with something."

Something with power.

Something with style

Something that likes to go shopping at 4 in the morning

After a couple of general ideas, I came up with the best subject: Me.



What's so great about me? It's probably shorter to list what isn't great about me. Nothing. Surprised? I know I would be, If I was you. It might sound like I'm just tooting my horn, but I'm certainly not. I can let these other people toot it for me~











BOY, I'M CONVINCED!
If that wasn't enough for you though, here are a few cold hard facts.


FACT: I really am pretty cool.

FACT: By joining The Destin Fan Club, you become just a little bit cooler, through association.

FACT: All people, regardless of gender, pretend their partner is me during sex. Anybody who says otherwise is just too embarassed to admit it.


What are you waiting for~!?
Join up today (:



(Not to be confused with Destin's Fan Club, which is a group for fan enthusiasts)

give me a thousand gold and i'll join the next Chuck norris.

...Chuck Norris jokes are funny.... espcialy the lesser known ones.

there is a scarf eek

Hmm, sounds interesting. Keep talking.

well aren't you a little greedy gus.

the Chyaku Norisu scarf


if you read the description for it, you'll notice it's one of those Chuck Norris jokes

Huh...

...When i said one thousand chicks i menat the little yellow bird.