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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: EPIC WIN!
It's hard to overstate our satisfaction.
Rejected Olympics.
We do what we must
so we will win.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones in Durem.

But there's no sense crying over every minigame.
You just keep on playing while we win our acclaim.
And the items get won,
And your scores get outdone
By the people who are still ahead.

We're not even angry.
We're being so sincere right now.
Even though you soaked our clothes
And pwned us.
And trolled on our forums.
And spammed every thread with Durem BS.
As we soaked it hurt because we were pumping so hard!

Now, these Barton banners make a beautiful sight.
And we're in the running.
We'll be winning tonight.
So we're glad that you owned.
Our win was simply postponed
for the people who are still ahead.

Go ahead and raid us.
You can send all your trolls and your mules.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Aekea?
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, these scores are great.
They're full of epic and win.

Look at us still typing
when there are games to be won.
When we look out there, it makes us glad we're number one.
We've got fangirls to flee from.
There are pushups to be done.
By the people who are still ahead.

And believe us, we are still ahead.
We're clicking numbers and we're still ahead.
Our scores are rising and we're still ahead.
You're washing Liam and we're still ahead.
And when it's done we will be still ahead.
Still ahead!
Still ahead...