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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:48 pm


I don't know how many of your keep up with Jhonen's blog, "Mindspill," on QuestionSleep.com,
but he's hosting an art contest for all his readers!
I will repost the blog here:


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As you may or may not know, when I’m not screaming at people in person, gesticulating dangerously, about how I am a creator of magic and wonders the likes of which mankind has never before seen, when not slaving over my drawing desk or computerized workstation of the future actually generating said wonders, when I’m not sobbing, face in hands, from the crushing horror of my reality when said wonders have been unleashed to a resounding response of “Ur boots r so kewl where you get thme?” and “DO U LIEK CHEEZ?”, I like to gather the world’s greatest fighters and pit them against one another in cruel and bloody mortal combat.

If you recall, last year was the year of the Ham Beast, a time of great upheaval, a restructuring in the accepted order of things in which an elite race of readers emerged and made it known that there are creatures possessed of great skill and mastery of craft, a breed of reader capable of great and powerful things like some really cool drawings of a naked man with a burning reactor in his gut to process aged hams.



So it’s time, once again, to cast out the moss encrusted net of challenge, to haul up a grotesque mass of writhing, chitinous horrors and charge them with this task: To create. To win!

Here’s the deal: With the Ambush at Prayer Time posters coming out pretty soon, it’s the perfect time to watch some people claw over one another’s fresh corpses in the noble endeavor to win some terrible prizes. See? it’s already better than that horrible ham demon bullshit.

First Prize - Ambush poster plus the two new Fillerbunny shirts
Second Prize - Ambush poster plus one of the new Fillerbunny shirts
Third Prize - Ambush poster and a crippling punch to the head
Last Prize - Possessions you already own are taken from you. Violently.

“But what do I have to do, you monster?” you gurgle. Its simple. This time around, all you have to do is illustrate one single post from the Twitter account I use. Simple! Oh, my god it’s so ******** simple it makes me want to hurt you! Just pick any single post, from the most recent to the very first one, and then pull it screaming into visual reality using whatever illustrative means you’ve got.

Pretty straightforward, but there ARE some rules, because I’m a fascist pig, dig, and I like watching you dance for me. DANCE FOR ME! Okay, enough dancing.

1. Deadline is August 31.
2. Don’t make me sick of my own face than I already am. Even though most of those posts are written from my POV, you’re not bound to drawing me as the subject of your drawings. In fact, try to avoid it as much as possible, as I have Bodysnatchaphobia, and panic whenever anything looks like it is trying to become me.
3. Submissions should be sent to mr.scolex@questionsleep.com with the subject “Deathmatch” for easier filtering. Include a link to where you have uploaded your artwork. Avoid sending files directly as much as possible, or it gets messy. In the mail, include the date and time the post was made, as well as a quote with the entire tweet.
4. Keep it as original as you can. I know a lot of you like drawing the ol’ manga/anime style, and I dig some anime as much as the next guy, but if the submission just disappears behind a haze of indistinct cookie cutter anime parts, then it’s likely to be overshadowed by something with a bit more of an individual approach.
5. Posts on Twitter that are simply links to this Question Sleep page don’t count, so don’t illustrate any of the bloated, overly long posts that were linked to here from there.
6. UPDATE: Short comic format is fine. Some of those tweets are tiny stories, so go ahead and tell the story in one or a few panels. Keep it fairly short, though.
7. UPDATE: Submit as many pieces as you want, so long as you’re not just crapping them out. And if you’re crapping them out, make them amazing. So far most of the submissions are on the “amusingly terrible” side, so take your time and put some effort into it, you goddamn slobs.
8. Don’t draw like me - It’s worse than anime.

That’s all there is to it! Easy as breathing, yeah? *

Submissions will be uploaded to Flickr as they start coming in.

*apologies to those in iron lungs.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:56 pm


I stumbled onto that treasure this morning. I plan on not procrastinating the hell out of it and giving it a shot.

Watch me fail. gonk


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lilspooty

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:37 pm


Im very Excited. Im not even considering the possiblity of winning, because Im more excited to see what will be produced out of the whole ordeal. The stuff from the Ham Chamber blew me away.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:49 pm


It's good to see you guys still come in here :]

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lilspooty

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:03 am


I dont go on gaia much anymore so I just Check my guilds and pms for anything interesting. but as for the DEATHMATCH, how the hell are you suppose to choose a twitter entry when there are tons of them, and most of them are really good. gonk
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:21 pm


lilspooty
I dont go on gaia much anymore so I just Check my guilds and pms for anything interesting. but as for the DEATHMATCH, how the hell are you suppose to choose a twitter entry when there are tons of them, and most of them are really good. gonk

You're allowed to enter more than once :]

I IM'd him personally and asked.

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lilspooty

PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:02 am


I decided to do one in comic style, and so far Im up to 6 pages filled giant but extreamly simple sketches. Hopefully it will look better once I get it all colored and cut they way I want it.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:53 pm


lilspooty
I decided to do one in comic style, and so far Im up to 6 pages filled giant but extreamly simple sketches. Hopefully it will look better once I get it all colored and cut they way I want it.

"Short comic format is fine. Some of those tweets are tiny stories, so go ahead and tell the story in one or a few panels. Keep it fairly short, though."
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lilspooty

PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:41 pm


well after I did all my photoshopery Its about 12 panels long. Im going to make a less good one to send along just in case.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:59 am


lilspooty
well after I did all my photoshopery Its about 12 panels long. Im going to make a less good one to send along just in case.

A "less good" one?
Explain.

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lilspooty

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:51 pm


In other words a "less good one" is maybe more detailed but less funny. Your some kind of artist I assume, what kind of thing are you thinking about doing?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:02 pm


lilspooty
In other words a "less good one" is maybe more detailed but less funny. Your some kind of artist I assume, what kind of thing are you thinking about doing?

Mine's already sent in and posted up on his Flickr.
He's dubbed it,
"Anime Zombie."

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:04 pm


DEATHMATCH UPDATE
Super important.

Deathmatch #1

Well, the Flickr is up, and a few submissions are there, but there’s a bit of a problem, and a few of you who have submitted might notice that you’re submission is not up for all the world to behold, celebrate or mock enthusiastically.

The biggest reason is that some of the earlier emails with the links to your submissions were deleted thanks to a smart folder and its hatred of both fine and hideous art. The submissions started coming in the day the contest started, but everything up to the 6th of August has been wiped, so please resend your pieces. Some pretty cool stuff has been lost, as well as stuff that made the cool stuff look even more amazing, so get that stuff back here.

Beyond that, some of the submissions were left out simply because you didn’t follow the rules, the most common being the exclusion of the text of the Twitter post that inspired the piece.

Here’s a few additions or clarifications that will help out as far as sending stuff from now on.

• Really, REALLY include the text of the post from Twitter

• Include the name you wish to be credited by in the file name itself

• Flash animations aren’t quite part of this challenge, but it might be fun for a future one

• Go ahead and attach the files from now on, just in case something terrible happens

• Some of you have to try even harder to iron out the anime look to your stuff. Everyone’s staring at you

• If you uploaded images to a site that requires registration to view them, upload them somewhere else or just send them directly.

Until the future…
PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:07 pm


Deathmatch Update #2!

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Listen and read with your eyes and brains, please.

Include the text from the twitter you are illustrating IN THE EMAIL. That means write it WITH YOUR FINGERS on the keyboard you are, theoretically, using to send your emails for someone to easily copy and paste into the Flickr page. You can write it on your actual artwork, but that’s not what including the text in the email means, and really, more often than not writing it in your artwork looks terrible and makes all the other people think you eat soup with your hands.

People are actually writing in confused as to how to include their name in or as the file name of their artwork for easy crediting in the Flickr page. This would likely involve simply changing the file name in your computer or saving the file as whatever it is you are capable of dreaming your name to be as your file name. If this is still confusing to those out there facing this problem, then you need to buy those cd sets where the bald guy keeps begging you to “Try my product. Please…try my product. For the love of GOD, TRY MY PRODUCT I SLEEP WITH THE MURDERED CORPSE OF MY WIFE TRY MY PRODUCT!” and teaches you such valuable skills as turning on your computer, turning OFF your computer, telling people you have seen a computer, approaching computers at social events, extinguishing the flames from your body after trying to “print a document”, and so on.

A lot of the submissions appear to be drawn on toilet paper and then photographed with a 1.5 megapixel phone cam. No rules against that at all, but it does reveal you as being a horrible, unwashed person.

There was a bigfoot comic that was submitted early on, and got lost in the great folder disaster of ‘08. Hoping it shows up again. Very glad the cockroach parked like a car one showed up again.

Just so you know, a couple of us here at Question Sleep Headquarters are planning on critiquing the submissions in a post-mortem extravaganza. It’s going to be terrible.

TRY MY PRODUCT!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:14 pm


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