Insane Info For August
Upcoming Events
~Job Market Open. See Classifieds for more information.~
Mentionables
New Members
~None~
Recent Promotions
~None~
New Prisoners
~None~
Recent Executions
Lybbarde
shadow_oap
nikNEPTUNE
Chiiodos
kyocera[dos]
MasterGrasshopper
JessicaRabbitxx
D-Flare
fire_princess217
salmon-running
Libby001
Geo The Great
AsherCherrysnot
Azrael_Zuphlas
Roncixisxanxapocalypse
Almira-Kilmer
Darkness_Panda100000
-K a R u 2 4 5 7-
`O c h i i
EmoBebotch4ever
Unbelievably
NarutoLovaSora
Kyoko Natasha
hyako223
withered pants
Keetakiko
msmadgal
sugarhottie6
Upcoming Events
~Job Market Open. See Classifieds for more information.~
Mentionables
New Members
~None~
Recent Promotions
~None~
New Prisoners
~None~
Recent Executions
Lybbarde
shadow_oap
nikNEPTUNE
Chiiodos
kyocera[dos]
MasterGrasshopper
JessicaRabbitxx
D-Flare
fire_princess217
salmon-running
Libby001
Geo The Great
AsherCherrysnot
Azrael_Zuphlas
Roncixisxanxapocalypse
Almira-Kilmer
Darkness_Panda100000
-K a R u 2 4 5 7-
`O c h i i
EmoBebotch4ever
Unbelievably
NarutoLovaSora
Kyoko Natasha
hyako223
withered pants
Keetakiko
msmadgal
sugarhottie6
Army News
Work Continues on Fort Insanity
Fort Insanity, the home base for the Army of Insanity, continues to grow. And, as all growing things do, the builders are experiencing growing pains.
However, the reality is not as bad as rumors suggest. For example, the Martial Arts Warrior Barracks did not collapse, as was rumored, due to faulty building materials (cheese, I believe, was mentioned) or attacks by crazed gopher engineers sent by the evil Lawn Gnomes.
It was destroyed by a couple of recruits who thought it was a training target.
"Once actual training begins, we expect to see fewer of these incidents. We may damage some of the recruits, but we will not destroy Kingdom property!" Generalissimo SamekhMem was heard to remark.
Work Continues on Fort Insanity
Fort Insanity, the home base for the Army of Insanity, continues to grow. And, as all growing things do, the builders are experiencing growing pains.
However, the reality is not as bad as rumors suggest. For example, the Martial Arts Warrior Barracks did not collapse, as was rumored, due to faulty building materials (cheese, I believe, was mentioned) or attacks by crazed gopher engineers sent by the evil Lawn Gnomes.
It was destroyed by a couple of recruits who thought it was a training target.
"Once actual training begins, we expect to see fewer of these incidents. We may damage some of the recruits, but we will not destroy Kingdom property!" Generalissimo SamekhMem was heard to remark.
Other News
FLabbergAst
If you see a line of ducks on a pond, what comes to mind?
Earlier this afternoon, Ping was seen stuck in an innertube floating in the middle of a pond.
Whatever comes to mind when you think of ducks on a pond can't possibly compare to what
ducks think of a Ping in a tube on a pond.
In other news, Gullible was officially removed from the dictionary last week to put an end to
embarrasment caused when people fall for the old "Gullible isn't in the dictionary" joke.
Yesterday, it was officially returned to the dictionary, because the dictionary's purpose is to
provide people with word descriptions, NOT relief from comic relief.
"If people are dumb enough to fall for it, let them be embarrassed" said Mr. Wordmanphrase.
In closing, Happy Unbirthday! to the following people:
Anyone in the kingdom whose birthday isn't today!
FLabbergAst
If you see a line of ducks on a pond, what comes to mind?
Earlier this afternoon, Ping was seen stuck in an innertube floating in the middle of a pond.
Whatever comes to mind when you think of ducks on a pond can't possibly compare to what
ducks think of a Ping in a tube on a pond.
In other news, Gullible was officially removed from the dictionary last week to put an end to
embarrasment caused when people fall for the old "Gullible isn't in the dictionary" joke.
Yesterday, it was officially returned to the dictionary, because the dictionary's purpose is to
provide people with word descriptions, NOT relief from comic relief.
"If people are dumb enough to fall for it, let them be embarrassed" said Mr. Wordmanphrase.
In closing, Happy Unbirthday! to the following people:
Anyone in the kingdom whose birthday isn't today!
Classifieds
Jobs
~Army Recruits needed, Please contact SamekhMem at the Kingdom of Insanity’s Army.
~Dungeon workers needed. Pays well for activity. Please contact Queen Alwaysthere for more information.
Quests
~None~
Jobs
~Army Recruits needed, Please contact SamekhMem at the Kingdom of Insanity’s Army.
~Dungeon workers needed. Pays well for activity. Please contact Queen Alwaysthere for more information.
Quests
~None~
