
By Ehhdolf Pifler
We're at Issue 18. Go me not you.
This newsletter is going to be full of suck and fail.
Comment on how great this letter is or b&.
K go read the newsletter.

By Ehhdolf Pifler
Every Month's Moron of the Month should be Pif, because ehh hes cool.
Go to Fun'n'Games subforum and ask this douchebag some questions.

By Ehhdolf Pifler
Who gives a ******** about their post other than like shaff because he has over 9000 and apparently no life ehh.
Ehhdolf Pifler has 399 posts someone should ban me so i can have 0
Rumors has 2197 but why is she vice? I should be vice
Shaff has no live thus giving him over 9000 post
Quez has 419 and apparently i have to marry her when I'm 30
has 1097 post but shes a sexy azn and she owes me some art
Detective Mortalis has idc? hellboy sucks
MrsrachaelSnape has 1114 but idk her
Rampage! At the Brothel has like over a thousand and hes a newfag but hes cul
Bedsheets has 139 cus he quit the guild what a moron
Winter Charade has 1596 post and her mom is cooler than her
Hasina Rini has 837 marsha marsha marsha
King Of Aquatica has 112 post cus he was banned lol who the ******** let him back in
Henada has 585 post but ehh wtf i think hes a girl
Alterdeus has 1221 post but hes a furfag
smile_its_me has 119 but uhh why is she here? Ume is the only cool mom
mojito has 258 post and is uhh Mort's art whore
Aimless Shadow has uhh 186 post and she owes me art cus im cul
sars attacks has 2629 but i liek her shes cul
plan|face has 536 post but like he left us idk why
LizzyJayne has 777 post and uhh needs to stop with the bird thing its weird
Ume Blossom has 301 post and she is by far the coolest member here
Censor lost all his post cus he was banned lol
The King of Halloween has 677 post and like i went out with him apparently but i didn't know he was actually gay
Tenshi heavens is cul because she told off koa and she has 145 post
Ritorin has 1012 post but he died oh well sucks for koa

By Ehhdolf Pifler
Ehhdolf: Hi.
Mysterious: Hi
Ehhdolf: Douche said I had to interview you
Mysterious: Who's "Douche"?
Ehhdolf: Uhh my bf.
Mysterious: Scandalous.
Ehhdolf: Not really.
Ehhdolf: So I heard your a phone sex operator?
Mysterious: I'unno about that, but sure.
Ehhdolf: According to Bane you are and hes just the desperate type of guy to call a phone sex operator.
Mysterious: He thinks my voice is sexy
Ehhdolf: I see
Mysterious:Mort said it, and Digny... Even Sylir agreed.
Ehhdolf: But Mort is gay for Bane
Mysterious: If you say so.
Ehhdolf: So what do you think of that new couple Ritorin and Koa?
Mysterious: I think it's cute, but I don't know if Rit is even aware of it.
Ehhdolf: He is.
Mysterious: I'm fairly certain Rit isn't aware of it.
Ehhdolf: So your saying Rit is a furfag? And that since Koa is supposedly not that they are not together? And since Alt is a furfag he and Rit are together?
Mysterious: Yes.
Ehhdolf: I see let us move on.
Ehhdolf: What do you think about this Pif guy?
Mysterious: Oh he is extremely cool much cooler than Shaff because Shaff sucks.
Ehhdolf: I see well that is all the time we have for today join us probably never again for some more s**t.

By Ehhdolf Pifler
Uhh fgts so koa and censor were banned ehh? Good times I know its because some people were being stupid on msn and then they took it to gaia pretty funny uhh then alt decided to be a modraptor good job alt but ntrly you annoy me.
So uhh Ume ehh? She's cooler than like any guild member lets make her captain. But really shes cool uhh go comment on her profile and say something nice to her.
So Shaff is now my boyfriend oh my. Me and him recently cybered on msn and let me tell you it got pretty dirty you should have been there uhh similiar to the Nort thing if you were there then you know what happened with me and Shaff.
Also turns out when Shaff quits I become captain and then i will ban most of you.
And that's it for this Gossip Pif see you whenever shaff lets me do another newsletter but will probably be never cus I suck at this.

By Ehhdolf Pifler
My avatar wins again because your avatar's suck and you guys should give me your gold now.

By Ehhdolf Pifler
Ehh you won't listen to the music I post here so ******** you but here anyways uhh i like this song:
Cute Machines by Scars on Broadway [x]
And that is all there is go ******** yourself.

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I need a comic ; 3;

By Ehhdolf Pifler
Douches //
[G]aian // Got his brother banned over 10k wow what a douche
Koa // Blocks people on msn alot
B& //
Ehhdolf Pifler // This guy needs to be banned more
Events //
Shaff's Halloween Party // Shaff's 2nd Halloween Event is being planned but not really.
Theres a superhero thing im the writer ******** you.
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