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 Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:07 pm
I think the best way to describe this would be...through script form.
(Reeves walks onto an empty stage and the spotlight shines on him. He clears his throat)
Reeves: Greetings, BK! Well, in the manga thread, a new conflict has arisen. With the departure of Narcissus, it appears that he can no longer be a self-declared Lord of the Guild.
Random Voice: WHAT THE HELL IS A LORD OF THE GUILD?!
Reeves: I'm glad you asked...um...random voice! In one of the game threads, the "Person Above You Thread", four BKers worked desperately through the night to play the game. Thus I named them all self-declared Lords of the Guild! These four people were...myself, Siani, The Doom Merchant, and Narcissus.
But since Narcissus is apparently too good for us now, we only have three Lords of the Guild! That simply doesn't work! We'll need two more!
Random Voice: Wait, why two? You only need to replace one.
Reeves: Why two? Well, the number four has always seemed incomplete to me. Like boy bands, five just seems more appropriate. Therefore...(breaks out into a nervous sweat) I'm automatically naming Meacorme one of the Lords of the Guild.
Meacorme: (Clicks her revolver) Damn straight.
Reeves: Okay, okay! But we still have yet to find a LORD OF THE GUILD! Let the contest begin!
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:21 pm
Okay, people, here's how it's gonna go down. To be a Lord of the Guild, you much prove yourself WORTHY OF SUCH A TITLE. While Siani, Doomy, and I may have just been goofy about it, I figured we should keep such titles because the three of us (well, Siani sometimes) are pretty active. I mean, I'm the captain, I deserve the title. And Doomy and Siani are badasses. Now, I gave Mea one of the places because she is an amazing asset to this guild. She helped me found it, she helps monitor it...and she's my freaking twin sister. So yeah. Now, how this title can be claimed can be through activity and sheer awesomeness, but why when it can be won in the goofiest of ways? Round 1 is to claim yourself worthy of the title. You don't have to say why just yet. Just pretend to be some super wrestler saying how you deserve it. Act loud! Fierce! Warrior-like! Challenge people who also claim it! It'll give me time to figure out just how this impromptu contest will work. SO WHO IS WORTHY OF BEING THE FIFTH AND FINAL LORD OF THE GUILD?! IS IT YOU?!
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:30 pm
EPIC! (plays dramatic music)
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:34 pm
I AM WORTHY.
I POSTED FIRST.
Uhm..after Mea..that is.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:41 pm
I am worthy of the title. My name commands it. Don't question it.
You know it makes sense.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:21 pm
cheesy nipples I am worthy of the title. My name commands it. Don't question it.
You know it makes sense. Lord cheesy nipples does not roll off the tongue as naturally as Lord Kelti. Plus, Lord Kelti sounds better. talk2hand
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:26 pm
Whachya gonna do, when Theordramania runs wild on you?
THEODRAMANIACS UNITE.
MAKE ME LORD OF THE GUILD.
(I had to go with the Hogan ref.)
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:37 pm
I WOULD COMPETE
But I'm already a Lord cool
GO GO GO FIGHT
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:39 pm
RAWR.
-growls and thrashes her
sweet and very lordly
boas around-
(I like this competition.
I don't really know why
I'm entering though since
this is really only between
Kelti and Nu.)
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:18 pm
Theodra RAWR.
-growls and thrashes her
sweet and very lordly
boas around-
(I like this competition.
I don't really know why
I'm entering though since
this is really only between
Kelti and Nu.)
(Sits and watches with popcorn)
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:41 pm
I deserve to be a Lord of the Guild!
And I'll tell you why, because I'm always here, (BK is my home boypage) you all love me, (right? RIGHT?) and I'm very, very modest. 3nodding Not to mention I'm smart, sexy, funny, kind, caring etc etc. Oh, and did I mention modest? xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:43 pm
We've got the crushing Kelti! The notorious Nips! The thrashing Theodra! And the raging Ribbish! WHO ELSE IS UP FOR THE CHALLENGE! OF BECOMING! THE NEXT LORD OF THE GUILD! AND I LIKE SAYING MY LINES! THROUGH VERY SHORT! AND SHARP BREATHS! Good God, I need air... (hack)(choke)(wheeze)
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:46 pm
Don't forget me Reeves!
You always forget me *sniffle*
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:47 pm
Ribbish Don't forget me Reeves! You always forget me *sniffle*I just edited, silly! I posted my post at almost exactly the same time you did. And I never forget you. gonk (Gives him a cookie)
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:09 pm
Reeves Ribbish Don't forget me Reeves! You always forget me *sniffle*I just edited, silly! I posted my post at almost exactly the same time you did. And I never forget you. gonk (Gives him a cookie) But..But.. you alw- oooo cookie biggrin *nibbles*
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