By SHAFF
Welcome to Issue 19 of TLOEM Newsletter.
This newsletter isn't done by Pif, unfortunately.
His newsletter was awesome & it was a great idea to do it.
Thanks, Pif. ;D
To start things off, Moron of the Month!
By SHAFF
Augusts Moron of the Month is
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Go ask her questions here!
has done so much for TLOEM.
She does us art, mainly me lol and she made us a flash.
She does great comics and she is a great person.
Congratulations on winning MotM Lucy, you deserve it. =]
By Gale-chan
Yay, I'm taking over the newsletter day by day =] I am nao in charge of BOTH our gossip-related sections =D So, let's talk gaia!
EIs delayed, we didn't get too much of a RL explanation, maybe... Uh, idk, staff got drunk and couldn't finish them? o: Or maybe something special for us? <3 Something Timmy related; I swear that kid is out of control...
Oror maybe the zOMG FINALLY?!?! Oh well... Then, there's the date change for the MCs, they came out on the 8-8-08, we expected something Olympics related, we got some lame things, not cool
Talking MCs... Juno updated her journal about the Holy Pendant and its updated version, apparently the server was being a b***h with her, it's solved nao though. Also, reapersun keeps being the best staff member ever in Gaia, check her journal, she makes good updates when she makes them. =]
Then there's gem2niki, he's cool too, he made the changes for the imp skin from floating feet to standing and he's the maker of the Inari's Beads.
Forums still hate each other, so that's nothing too new. =P
And on latest news, the newest Shaff Movie keeps being most watched for a whole year nao, if you haven't seen it, get on Gaia VJ nao.
By StationWagon
I love you shaff
Shaff Captain 13000 14054
Ume Blossom itchy 69 345
Winter Charade silly 69 92
Henada rare 69 724
spotty 1658 1236
Mysterious A striped 0 533
Gale-chan Crew 69 764
StationWagon nasty 69 3477
Dragn Breth II mushy 69 2537
Quezacoatl wide-eyed 69 577
Detective Mortalis handsome 2509 1936
Hippie Bane Crew 69 5261
417 Expectation Failed great 0 1233
Rampage! At the Brothel clumsy 69 1401
Hasina Rini bright 69 937
plan|face dull 0 585
Flutterby Smiles robust 69 353
mojito Member 69 314
Aimless Shadow clumsy 1337 308
The Dark Knight Of Night rainy 0 708
x3 Nazi magnificent 0 641
Kyriios big 69 480
The Censorship Fairy zany 0 105
Liver and Onions Member 0 115
thermoplastick beautiful 69 376
[Hyrule] testy 79 145
Ehhdolf Pifler tricky 69 485
smile_its_me kind 1 196
Ripper-Roo quiet 0 1153
0__o Member 0 508
sars attacks quaint 0 2690
[G]aian jolly 17000 2571
LizzyJayne better 100 944
Peppermint Oreo tan 1 439
Serious Jesus jittery 96 1162
Dignity of Wrath bad 0 1433
azol roasted 0 304
Miss Shirahime precious 69 873
Alterdeus Member 69 1410
Isato lazy 0 1393
Random + Cheesecake mushy 1666 1197
Golly My Giddy Aunt! rare 0 1414
By Mysterious A
Sorry guys! I haven't been on much lately, and with that, I hadn't gotten the chance to interview Henada. So, with that, I leave you with this ground-breaking conversation between Censor and I.
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
Guess Wut
Mysty says:
Hmm?
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
I'm Making A Comic
Mysty says:
Awesome. =D
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
RIGHT NOW
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
It's Actually Almost done
Mysty says:
Awesome.
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
JUST ONE PANEL LEFT
Mysty says:
=D
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
K
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
FINISHED
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
HOT OFF THE PRESSES
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
A BRAND NEW
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
CENSOR COMIC
The Scruffy Gentleman says:
CAPS LOCK
Link to awesome comic.
By Quezacoatl
Welcome to the second installment of Ask an Alaskan, featuring your very favorite alaskan of all time, Aztec! IDC if you don't know where Alaska is, just shut up and grin and say 'o wow ur so clever Q', okay?
Okay.
So, let's start off with our first question!
L Samuel asks, "People keep freaking killing me, and it's getting on my nerves. Help me?"
Well, L Samuel, maybe you should clean up your act a bit. Cut your damn hair, you hippy. Pluck your eyebrows. Get some BRACES for god's sakes. For the record? Only douchebags wear hawaiian t-shirts, and what the HELL is wrong with your pants? Are they capris? Pants? Ca-pants? That is not attractive. Find a pair of pants your size.
Maybe once you stop looking like a huge douche, people will stop wanting to kill you.
Anonymous asks, "I don't know about Pif. He can't help but get all defensive when I get near him. I guess because I'm new and all. Or maybe there's something underneath it all."
Piffy, plug your ears, k? I'm gonna insult you. But remember ILU dearly.
Ahem. Pif is a douchebag. We all know it. You should know it too. We love him for it, but sometimes he can go a little too far. Maybe you said something mean to him. Who knows? He hated me for a while 'cause I called him a p***y.
Just apologize, and try not to act like a d**k. Be serious with him. And no, it's NOT because you're new. Pif hates some of the old guys too.
K, Piffy. Unplug your ears now. ILU. I think we should get married in Taco Bell, deal? Deal.
Anonymous asks, "There's this person in the guild that I really like. We've dated before, but we decided to just go back to friends, but I REALLY regret that and I just want to like talk to him/her everyday or something and he/she make me feel happy and without him/her, I don't feel good, like I have nothing there that can support me and help me with all my problems. What should I do?"
Well hon, I think it's obvious what you need to do, then. If you really regret breaking up with them, you need to talk to them about it. Let them know how you feel.
Maybe they're not willing to give it another chance, and if that's the case, at least now you aren't left wondering. Instead you are left with the chance to get over it.
However, if you really talk it out with them, I'm sure you'll both feel a lot better. Don't be shy when your feelings are at stake! Go out and get 'em, tiger.
Shaff asks, "When will I ever get my period?"
It differs from woman to woman, but don't worry. You'll blossom into a beautiful young lady at any day now, Shaff.
Anonymous asks, "I feel like quitting gaia but I don't really want to, because I have a lot of friends here that will miss me. What should I do?"
You have to weigh the pros and the cons with this one. Can you talk to all of your friends on MSN? What is Gaia really doing for you at this point? Do you need more time for studies?
It's not wrong to take a break from Gaia, or quit altogether, but it is sad to all of your friends. I don't believe you should just give up on your friends like that, but at the same time if you really need the break, I'm sure they'll understand.
Think about taking a hiatus, and exchanging emails with all the people you really want to stay in touch with. They'll understand. If, at the end of your hiatus you realize you still miss Gaia, then I think your answer is clear. However, if you can find you can live without, then the healthier choice should be obvious.
Thank you, and that's all the time we have for this segment of Ask an Alaskan. If you've got a question, please PM me. Chances are high that you'll make it into the next issue.
By Gale-Chan
Hello guild, hi =]
Another letter, another update... What u want me to say? This days have been all about DRAMA and well, I don't like bringing that s**t up... But what happened? Dramatic hate for Gale for apparently getting everyone demoted, srsly haters, have you ever heard of constructive criticism? It was an opinion for the better of the guild, not the worse.
The Drama with KoA and GCDers, a lot of s**t happened with that, we don't wanna talk about it, I wasn't even paying attention when it happened because I was doing other stuff, oh well. =/
Then uh... I get labeled nao for begging? Thanks Shaff, kudos for u for being such a good friend, not cool.
I'm also talking about myself a lot in this newsletter, wtf? >.> Anyways, another MotM announced, congrats Alt for your winning for 2016. We also had another of our moronic themes week, did you like it? o 3o
Our guild has moar members, that's always good. <3
And lastly, I have the MOST GOSSIPY NEWS I have EVER had in this gossip section, not lying. xD DUN DUN DUNNNNN, THE GOSSIP IS.................................................. HENADA IS A GIRL? For srs? I heard Pif guessed it before we announced it; whoopy for Pif, I still hate u dude.
So, uh, mystery solved? Ta-da? Yay tampons? =D Go Henada. =3
But yes, this was my section this time, kinda not too satisfied with it, but uh... Yeah, til next time? =/ See you guildies. =]
By Ume Blossom
A long time ago, when I was a girl, it wasn't proper to wear skirts to school that weren't a part of the uniform. At my private school for girls, we all had little uniforms composed of a white blouse, blue jacket, and blue, full-length skirt. One day, that skirt got dirty. We tried to wash it, but it was shredded to pieces. I had others, but since it was a Friday, they were all dirty. I suppose I could have re-worn one, but I had just bought a new skirt the week before, and I wanted to show it off. I but on the bright red skirt and a red jacket we had for special assemblies that matched quite nicely. I got on the bus, and everyone stared at me. Some worried there was an assembly, and they weren't wearing the right jacket. Then they noticed the skirt, and began to laugh. They knew I'd get in trouble to to one color problem. It was shorter, too. My mother sent me with a note and everything. But as soon as I arrived, the hall monitor sent me to the principal's office. I showed him the letter, and he said it was no excuse. He gave me a new skirt to wear, and I changed into it later, as well as my other jacket. I had to write "I will not wear short red skirts to school" 100 times on the board after school.
Looking back on it, it's quite silly.
By Winter Charade
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By Quezacoatl
Hi, and welcome to another installment of Cooking with Quez. I bet like none of you dicks even tried the last recipe, huh? And it's ******** delicious, too. Fine, we'll go with brownies today. Make these ******** brownies.
We made them today and idk, mom said they were too sweet, but I liked them. Uhhh, don't use milk chocolate like we did, it really does make them pretty sweet. And maybe, like, make it a cup of sugar, not 1 1/4. Other than that, these are really bitchin', and you should make them right now.
Uhhhm, add some tea into them. I love tea leaves added into ANYTHING. I add them into all the stuff I bake lately.
Next time, I guess I'll do like. An appetizer or something. Who knows. Enjoy.
By Ehhdolf Pifler
uhh ******** this bed one uhh i was going to choose henada cus shes hot but then i saw beds avi so uhh yea ******** this i was demoted so i cbf to actually give a damn about this
By Detective Mortalis
A lot has been going on the last few weeks for the morons of TLOEM.
First off, Tenshi heavens didn't look before she sat and ended up in the toilet. lol. Ritorin says, "hi", he told me to tell everyone that back when he was still banned. Something really cool is that Winter is planning Spencer (Spilge) and Brandi Mae (Pumpkin Dumplin)'s wedding. So Congrats to them and her! Something else really cool is that Winter made this doll and Pumpkin Dumplin took a pic of it. You can see it below. Another thing is that Mojito went to a pagan ritual. She said it was interesting.
We have had a few birthdays the fast few weeks such as Peppermint Oreo - 1st, Detective Mortalis and thermoplastick - 4th, and The Halloween Princess - 10th.
In other news I got my wisdom teeth pulled and my mouth hurts really bad. T-T
OUCH OUCH OUCH
Winter & Pumpkins doll can be found at the end of the newsletter.
By Hippie Bane
people in the house thats right, lets get to talking about some games awwwwright?
ITS GAMES YOU CBF TO PLAY
OMG BANE YOUR NUT ARE HANGING OUT
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!
This weeks game is a freeware (mean you don't have to pay for OR pirate it) game called "cave story". It has a 8-bit graphic style and music that a retro fan like myself can really enjoy. The game is in the vein of a early NES megaman game, with a intriguing story and multiple endings, depending on your in game choices.
my only regret with the game is its short, DAMN short, but I can forgive it, since the games creator made it all by himself. (yes he is azn) as is the game, but if you google "cave story" it should bring up the official site to download the game and a patch to translate it into English
its a cool game, check dat s**t out
we rolllllllin
word
peace out nig's
By Dragn Breth II (and SHAFF!)
good day fellow morons, and welcome to another session of Dragns ROCKkkk
I've been downloading a lot of Nightwish songs lately and thought they were pretty cool.
symphonic power metal! ******** yeah!
so for the sexy song, I give to you:
"Wish I Had An Angel" - Nightwish
enjoy.
AND NOW FOR MY SONG! (im shaff btw hi)
When I first got interested in Hollywood Undead I found a band on their MySpace. It was one guy called Connor Ragan making Demos. He now has a band, an album coming out in january 09 and a music video.
My song is IMMUNE by SECRET EMPIRE.
Apparently its only the demo version of the song. I'm not 100% sure about that.
Check out his other demos on his myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/raganmusic
If you want any of the demos IM me on MSN.
By Ehhdolf Pifler
So here's what I think about you fgts:
Shaff: Uhh he is captain but ******** him cus I deserve to be captain he uhh bans me alot but thats cool idgaf cus i know he loves me
Alterdeus: a furfag that has a fat art obsession and its creepy uhh gtfo my guild
Dragn Breth II: uuh hes cool and sexy
: uhh hot azn that needs to send me pics and finish the art she owes me but overall shes really cool
StationWagon: uhh shes cool but i don't understand half the s**t she says
Winter Charade: uhh she needs to send me pics of her ;D uhh she has the coolest mom ever
Quezacoatl: shes pretty cool and like i have to marry her or something
Mysterious A: This girl is a modraptor and idk i hate her most of the time even though she is ok
Hippie Bane: This guy used to be vice when I joined then he got demoted because he got a job wow what a loser
Detective Mortalis: Hes gay for Bane but tries to hide it and uses SW as a coverup
The Censorship Fairy: This guy is a fgt that recently got dumped and banned lol
[G]aian: This guy is a total douche for getting his brother banned
Henada: This guy is a girl and a ***** at that
Hasina Rina: idk shes ok but shes a slut uhh call her for a good time
Isato: Hes a mexican and some hooker left him
Techno Rape: idk her i just saw her name and added her i think she hates me
Ume Blossom: Uhh really nice person uhh she is on a vacation though
Rampage! At the Brothel: Uhh idk rampage is an okay guy he seems nice but hes probably going to shoot up his school
Bedsheets: This guy is pretty cool because he matches and its not the gay matching like Koa but he still isn't as good as me
By
StationWagon recieves a phonecall on her banana.
by SHAFF
By SHAFF
Name Changes //
Shaff v2 --> hi im shaff // Shaff's Storage account has new name!
Anticipating Armageddon --> 417 Expectation Failed
Latest Crew //
Crew has been changed about. Check out crew on the memberlist.
I'm sorry if anyone got demoted unfairly, but uhh ******** you im shaff
unB& //
King of Aquatica & Ritorin have returned. EVERYONE IS GETTING ALONG! Except for the people who aren't getting along.
B& //
King of Aquatica // He actually left, but ******** I was about to ban him so.
Rumors of Blue Whales // She left too. Though we may be friends again, I'm sorry for what I did to her. She'll be missed by the guild. ;(
Ritorin // b& him cuz he sux king's d**k lolol
Events //
Moronic Theme Week 2 // Theme week 2 is over and it was kinda cool ok
Who killed L Samuel? // That comic series has now ended ok bye l samuel he's gone forever but not really
Shaff's Halloween Party Part 2 // Done some more planning for the Halloween party. ;D yayayaya!
DOLL //
Winter & Pumpkin made me this doll for some reason. It had a pineapple hat, but Brandi didnt like it. Heres the pics.
Picture 1
Picture 2
nothing else has happened
the endâ„¢
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