Gooooooooooooooood Morning Class!
Guess what? Today, we're going to have a duel! If you die, you fail! So? How about that? Oh alright, I won't make you kids duel each other. God, you're such wimps. Oy, you there, no fainting! This is serious. Right then, guess what we learn about today? No guesses? Aw, darn, you kids are dumb. FINE, I'll tell ya. We're learning about the... CREATION OF THE SCHOOL!
Good god, you all might as well be zombies. What, you've never seen a teacher they to be exciting before? Oh, shaddup you. Well, I can tell you this much, in this class, your going to have a lot of fun. You kids are lucky, you don't get much homework these years from me. All I really ask is that when I do give you homework, for Godric's sake, TURN IT IN! Goodness.
Alrighty then, let's get to work. Oh, don't you worry, I'm not doing anything too hard. We're going to have a discussion about the founders of the school. Oh, stop freaking out, it's not hard. This is a practice, alright. Most of the classes will not be a lecture, but a discussion. I expect everyone to participate, and I will ask that everyone speak at least once. I will be grading you on this. The more you speak, the better your grade, okay? Alright, you know the drill, but in the rare case that the vacation made you forget.
Right then, here's the rules:
1- Only talk when my wand puts your name on the board.
2- Be nice and respectful.
3- Don't be a moron.
4- I am the almighty ruler! OBEY ME!
5- Eh... Whatever...
Guess what? Today, we're going to have a duel! If you die, you fail! So? How about that? Oh alright, I won't make you kids duel each other. God, you're such wimps. Oy, you there, no fainting! This is serious. Right then, guess what we learn about today? No guesses? Aw, darn, you kids are dumb. FINE, I'll tell ya. We're learning about the... CREATION OF THE SCHOOL!
Good god, you all might as well be zombies. What, you've never seen a teacher they to be exciting before? Oh, shaddup you. Well, I can tell you this much, in this class, your going to have a lot of fun. You kids are lucky, you don't get much homework these years from me. All I really ask is that when I do give you homework, for Godric's sake, TURN IT IN! Goodness.
Alrighty then, let's get to work. Oh, don't you worry, I'm not doing anything too hard. We're going to have a discussion about the founders of the school. Oh, stop freaking out, it's not hard. This is a practice, alright. Most of the classes will not be a lecture, but a discussion. I expect everyone to participate, and I will ask that everyone speak at least once. I will be grading you on this. The more you speak, the better your grade, okay? Alright, you know the drill, but in the rare case that the vacation made you forget.
Right then, here's the rules:
1- Only talk when my wand puts your name on the board.
2- Be nice and respectful.
3- Don't be a moron.
4- I am the almighty ruler! OBEY ME!
5- Eh... Whatever...
