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Some of these are just wow how dumb are you and ewwww how gross ..... lol rofl

1994 -- In September, Tucson, Ariz., police arrested a 41-year-old man who a witness said appeared to be trying to coax horses from the University of Arizona Agricultural Center toward him with food, which he was holding near his exposed p***s as if to invite oral sex. Police had warned the man in June against similar behavior.

1994 -- As reported in the University of Arizona student newspaper's Police Beat column of May 4, a 19-year-old student filed a charge against a fellow student for theft of his fake Arizona driver's license. The complainant said he loaned the man the card, but after it was confiscated at a local club, the borrower refused to reimbuse the complainant the $40 he paid for it.

1991 -- From the Police Log of the Arizona Daily Sun (Flagstaff, Ariz.), Aug. 1: An officer was sent to an apartment complex because of a "family fight in progress." A witness said he heard a male voice and then heard what sounded like a female voice reply. (The officer) arrived to find one middle-aged man surrounded by pictures of n***s. A neighbor told police he had seen no one enter or leave the apartment, but that he thought perhaps the occupant was staging what sounded like a family fight using two voices.

1996 -- In Tucson, Ariz., a man intending to commit suicide in September is still alive. He turned on the gas in his trailer home and sat down to go in peace, but then decided to smoke a last cigarette. An explosion followed, and he was hospitalized with first- and second-degree burns.

1996 -- David Earl Dempsey, 37, filed a lawsuit against Pima County (Ariz.) and state officials in February for injuries suffered when he hit the concrete after his bed sheet had become unfastened as he jumped out a jailhouse window trying to hang himself. (He had been arrested for mugging a woman, for which he was later convicted; Dempsey succeeded on a second suicide attempt shortly after filing the lawsuit.)

1996 -- The U.S. Supreme Court in January rejected the appeal of a convicted drug possessor in Arizona who had claimed he did not receive a fair trial because there were no fat people on the jury.

1993 -- Mesa, Ariz., councilman Jim Stapley, advocating building a larger airport at nearby Williams Air Force Base, but encountering opposition from local retired people concerned about the potential noise, told them at a February meeting not to worry because the airport wouldn't be built for another 20 years and "most of the people in this room will be dead."

1991 -- In Phoenix, Ariz., Alfred Lavers, 48, argued unsuccessfully earlier this year that he should not receive the death penalty for slowly and torturously stabbing his wife and stepdaughter to death. Lavers argued that the law discriminates against poor people who cannot afford expensive guns in order to commit murder and therefore must rely on crude weapons that kill slowly.

1991 -- In a study of 218 rattlesnake bite incidents released last year, the University of Arizona Poison Control Center reported on one man who had been bitten on the tongue while kissing a snake. Panicking, and apparently armed with a hazy understanding of poisons, he tried to break down the venom by wiring his tongue to a 6-volt battery. After the hospital was finished with him, he had lost one lip and part of the tongue.

i heard once that a guy got arrested in arizona for driving a bar stool with a motor on it while he was drunk