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 Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:06 am
This is the Chuck Norris thread. Here, you will post truths about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Behind that beard, there's another fist.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:58 am
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
~Are you scared... No? You should be...~
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:59 pm
I'll make all your dreams come to life...
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When Chuck Norris plays Chess, he wins by karate chopping the board. It's called Chuckmate.
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... and slay them as quickly as they came.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:57 pm
Chuck has never had a heart attack. This is not only because he's so fit, but because even Chuck's own heart does not dare attack Chuck.
Hair does not grow on Chuck's legs. This is simply because hair cannot grow on steel.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:06 am
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:24 pm
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice!
~Are you scared... No? You should be...~
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:09 pm
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:30 pm
On Chuck Norris's birthday.He randomly selects one mexican child to be thrown into the sun.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:57 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.
He waits.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:19 pm
In the 1970's, scientists did a study on the energy content of Chuck Norris's urine. Baffled, they decided to bottle it and sell it to the youth of America.
Today, this is known as Red Bull.
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:11 pm
you may wear superman underwear, but superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:51 pm
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:49 pm
Chuck norris once played russian ruellett with a fullyloaded gun and won.
A friend of Chuck Norris once lost a testicle. Chuck Norris Donated one of his. But Chuck Norris still has 2 testicles. No one knows if it grew back or he had 3 to start with.
Chuck Norris doesn't learn from books, book learn from Chuck Norris.
While doing a Round-house kick, Chuck Norris broke the speed of light, hitting amelia airhearts plain, thus causing her dissapearence.
Chuck Norris Once travled back intime and deflected a bullet aimed at Linlcon with his chin, causing john booth to die of shear amazment.
A squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt. Chuck Norris Dropped his pantsand the squirlle Fainted, because no one can find nuts better than Chuck Norris'
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:25 pm
Chuck Norris's tears cure Cancer. Unfortunately, he's never cried.
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:13 am
When you Play teather against your self, part of you loses. When Chuck Norris Plays against himself both sides win, Because Chuck Norris can't even beat Chuck Norris
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