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"BURUAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Barbatos said.

"What the hell is it?" said Cap'n Kenta (not to be confused with the currently unknown Blue cult leader) as he rose off the grassy plains.

"Where the hell are we?" Barbatos asked.
"It's too peaceful. IT NEEDS FIRE."

"How the hell should I know?" Kenta said, brushing off his jacket.
"F*** ya Kentass, kek kek kek."

"BURUAAAAAAAAAAA?!" Barbatos said as he pinned down his partner.
"Excessive Swearing means that jack-a** is being a jerk to me! That impostor shall be devoured by my very mouth for appearing in front of me!!"

"DOWN BARBATOS, DOWN!" Kenta yelled in panic.
"Yeah, that's annoying..."

Kenta got back up and brushed himself off, and his chest. That was important apparently.

"Buruaaaa, what was that about?" Barbatos questioned, clenching his ax.

"Well," Kenta said.
"At SOME RANDOM POINT, during I dunno, whatever the hell happened. ....I like, totally forgot what happened, to be honest.... Anyways, Kalz like, I dunno, died or something. ....but didn't. Instead he's now a separate entity in MY MIND. YEEEEHEEEHAAAHAAAA!!!"

....so basically Kenta is going mentally insane. YAAAAAAAY.

"So, when is it Kalz that is talking to me?" Barbatos asked, ready to slice Kenta's head off.

"When the text is italized, ya douche," Kenta said.
"HEY, NO BREAKING FOURTH WALLS! Go melt in a pile of lava, in fact, I think I'll drag you there right now. Screw you! Screw ya too, biznatch."

Barbatos lunged his ax at Kenta and knocked him out cold.

"Hmm," Barbatos said, looking studious for the first time in his life.
"Kenta moves really weird now, like a creepy zombie. Pretty much, any time his body sways like that I can assume that dumbass is trying to get control. ....wait, why in hell's name do I care about this guy? ....oh yeah, cause he helps me not be dead. BURUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"His alter-ego goes away when I hit him," Barbatos said, getting a devilish grin.
"Oh boy, this is going to be SO MUCH FUN! Fufufu GA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

He then picked up Kenta from his ponytail and started to drag him towards a giant tree.

...that he just noticed. Awesome perception there Barbatos.

....Kenta awoke the the pain of SOMETHING PULLING ON HIS HEAD LIKE A CRAZY a** ARROW.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Kenta said, scuffling about as he got up and grabbed onto Barbatos' arm.
"DON"T PULL ME BY MY PONYTAIL! I ONLY GOT ONE!"

"...." Barbatos just gave him a demon eye.

"Where the hell are we going anyways?" Kenta said, putting his hat back on and crossing his arms.

"Conquer the world, right?" Barbatos said with his giant evil grin.

"Wuh?" Kenta said with a dazed look.
"Screw that crap, I'm done with it. People just muck up my plans. Ya know, that's how it goes for villains. I think we should just make like the peeps of Gotham and run the hell away before being caught, am I right?"

"WHAAAAAT?!" Barbatos said, slapping Kenta into the ground.
"YOU HAD THE GOD DAMN POWER OF---"

"....that guy was a jack-a**," Kenta said, turning his head to one side.
"Besides, that whole thing is a messy blur of bad fanfiction. It makes me utterly sick to think about it. Yah, ya wrote it dumbass, kek kek kek! YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"So NOW what then?!" Barbatos said, sharpening his ax with his tongue (ow).

"Let's be awesome bandits!" Kenta said raising his hand to the air.
"Yes, of course. Works perfectly.... the BLUE BANDITS!"

Kenta was hunched over, holding his hands out and having his fingers wiggle all over like a raving mad-man. ....not that he already wasn't.

"PERFECTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," he screeched.

"Screw you, I'm the boss now," Barbatos said.

"Wuh?" Kenta said, looking back at Barba---
"OW, OW OW, WHAT THE HELL?!"

Barbatos had already grabbed Kenta again by the ponytail and began dragging him towards the tree.

"There's people there to fight," Barbatos said with a blood-thirsty face.
"Let's fight! BURUAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

And so the not-so-dynamic duo walked....and dragged....off towards the tree.

"I don't like going where people tell me to." A very annoyed, redhaired sage (which is ironic, since her last name IS Sage) grumbled, kicking random rocks out of the way.

"Stop being such an a**, Kurai." Zelos sighed, walking behind her.

Rid simply scratched his a**; that's all that needed to be done. From him. "=D"

"First of all, I don't know WHY you didn't just FLY us there in the first place."

Seles just pursed her lips; DAMN IT, KURAI COULD COMPLAIN A *WHOLE* DAMN LOT.

Zelos and Kurai had started to argue (about NOTHING), but then they heard a very distinct "BURAAAAA!" and their faces paled. As did Rid's. Seles was unawares of the dangerousness of hearing THAT voice.

Kurai lifted a finger and opened her mouth to an 'O', "Uh, let's hurry to the tree now, kthx? It's right there, actually."

Indeed it was. Around a a few more feet, or something. Kurai's SENSES were tingling also--yes, those senses. But she composed herself.

btz..btz...zaaaa A woman tapped the hood, eyeing every square inch of the forsaken engine which she had(possibly) repaired at least 58 times in the last two years. It had been destroyed by Judas once, and was once again, repaired by her. It was, destroyed while crash landing..and once again..repaired.. there were countless times where she had thought about giving up on the forsaken thing but it was her only way of transportation, not to mention the two freeloaders.

"Oiy, Leon, You could at least help me out here" Arieta grumbled, turning to him as she gestured for the pliers in her tool box.

He shrugged, flipping his hair and suddenly tossed her the object without even looking. Arieta frowned "..This is a wrench you smart a**, do you want to get moving or no- Wait...where's Rutee?" she turned, spinning around to find the (rather still energetic hunter) fighting off a few monsters and happily huggling a sack of lens.

"Hunging Lens as usual..You know she has no point in this entire trip don't you?" he muttered, looking up to see his rather annoying sister now doing a happy dance and watched her slowly approach them.

"Hey Leon, keep frowning like that and you'll grow a vein bigger then your head one day!" Rutee spat, poking him in the forehead.

Leon growled and slapped her hand away "I'm not a child! Stop treating me like that!"

"Awww, little munchkin got angry cause he's younger then me?" replying back, pouty lips on her face.

The swordsman growled yet again "MUNCHKIN!?" obviously angered by the fact that he WAS called a munchkin, though he was right. He's not a child anymore.

Arieta sighed, standing up and adjusting her sleeves. "Will you two stop it? Man, I swear you guys never cease to argue."

"That's cause you never cease to make the engine keep goi-OW!!" a sudden wrench was thrown to his head and Rutee was on the ground in laughter. Arieta stood, facing the two, tapping her leather boots on the dirt ground.

"Help me fix this goddamn thing so we can get to the Great tree! Woodrow did tell us to meet him there anyways so GET UP FROM YOUR ASSES AND HELP ME!!"

Before the two knew it, they were forced into helping fix the airbird. Rutee wasn't much help since she kept handing Arieta the wrong type of tool. Leon was observing the gauge and making sure everything was up and running. Once things were finally in order, the girl shut the hood and grabbed a towel to wipe the oil off her hands. "That should do it, lets go, can't keep them waiting for long"

Arieta hopped on, sitting in the pilot seat and waited for the siblings to get in as well before she started up the engine. It was a rough start up but it started non the less. "I really need to get a new one..but they're expensive.." she frowned, lowering a lever that was at her right side and pushed down on a pedal to move forward, moving at a normal pace of 40 mph toward the direction of the great tree.

(( OOC: Sorry long a** post X_x;; I'm detailed like that ))

So the awesome quad-o of Krii, Seles, Zelos and Rid finally made it to said location.

Kurai pushed up her glasses, "And SOMEONE owes ME ten bucks for wasting a perfect Saturday." She murmured, pointing a finger at Senel, and then Toni, and then Klarth. Her objection finger lingered on Klarth for a moment before she sat down on the ground.

"Where the HELL is everyone else? I'm getting bored. >_>"
"I'm getting hungry! =D"

Zelos and his sister had their backs turned to the others, and were currently eating some sweets Kurai had stolen from a Blond cult member.

Yes, stolen. Because that's totally what she loved to do.

"WHOA!!" Arieta shrieked, shifting her gears to the left and losing control once something had flown right past them. Rutee, fell backwards, still clutching the seatbelt at which she was held onto. "W-What the hell was that!?" the lens hunter screamed. Leon too seemed to have been thrown off balance a bit and shook his head. "...I don't think I want to know..but wasn't that.."

Arieta blinked, still moving forward and slightly shifted back "From what I saw...Kenta..? And..."

the three remained silent and the girl set it aside as they came to the beginning of the forest. She set the airbird down and absorbed it into a small capsule once everyone had gotten off. They slowly approached the tree and saw some very familier faces. Arieta knew some of them but she didn't bother waving, instead she simply sat down by a tree while Leon did the same. Rutee on the other hand..decided to continue her search for lens.

...Well, Kenta flying in was...amusing. Kurai rolled her eyes--what a chump. Hm, it looks like other chumps are around too. Is that...is that LEON? And she sent the man the BIGGEST grin EVER.

She continued to grin at him too, for like, a *really* long time. "Hey you two. Long time, no see!" Kurai waved, moreso to Leon than to that one-chick-who's-name-she-forgot.

Seles, on the other hand, was pissed. But since she was the level-headed (and the WIT) of the group, she kept herself under control.

She heard Sheena's annoying voice over there, hadn't she? Zelos didn't seem to notice, though, since he was busy throwing M&M's at Rid's face.

Rid smiled, "Does anyone have any Kool-Aid? =D"

"SHUT UP, RID." Kurai hissed, before turning back to smile at Klarth/Leon (at the same time. Because she has that much skill).

Leon looked up at the girl then down at Arieta whom simply shrugged at him. He turned away, giving a little cold shoulder before a small gesture of a greeting. "You can go kill something if you want Leon, I know your bored"

The swordsmen shrugged "I'm not as bored as you think, your bored too aren't you?" replying back, looking down at the girl who now had a book on mechanics and engineering. "..Or not.."

"Unless you want to join Rutee in lens hunting, there's always that but I doubt she'll find anythign in this forest" no sooner did she say that did the lens hunter come back, shoulders slumped and tears almost in her eyes. Arieta looked up, blinking "..Uh..i wasn't serious when I said that....really can't find anything?" the girl added, watching Rutee plop down on the spot behind the tree at which she sat at.

"Nooo........can't find anything......WHYYYYY~!??"

Leon looked over, a small sweat coming down his chin as well was Arieta. They looked at each other for a split second before the girl went back to her book and Leon pushed himself off the tree.