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 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:08 pm
I say we put random quotes here.
I Don't Care If I Fall As Long As Someone Else Picks Up My Pen And Keeps On Writing.
"Jesus knows your soul cannot be saved
CRUCIFY THE SO CALLED LORD
He soon shall fall to me
Your souls are damned
Your God has fell to slave for me eternally Hell awaits."
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:16 pm
"Can not access printer? I can access printer."
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"You! Cake or death?"
"Er, cake."
"Very well, give him cake. You sir! Cake or death?"
"Cake too please."
"Very well, give him cake. You, cake or death!"
"Death... Er, I mean cake!"
"Ah, but you said death first."
"I meant cake."
"Ah, alright. We're gonna run out of ******** cake soon. You! Cake or death?"
"Cake."
"Ah, sorry, we're all out of cake."
"So my choices are 'or death'?"
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sairahannalisahassalheth Crew
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:22 pm
"Words, words, wonderful words. But lies too."
"Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly."
"My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead."
"...Because happy is what happens when all your deams come true! ...Well, isn't it? 'Happy' is what happens when your dreams come true?"
"A X E L... Got it memorized?"
You better believe I got more where that came from.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:26 pm
In Darkness I reign
In Darkness I Kill
In Darkness I Steal
In Darkness I Believe
There cannot be a struggle between light and dark. for within light there is dark. but within within darkness, there is nothing
In this night I lie alone
Awaiting death to take me
Holding fast my rotting soul
For I know that none can save me
“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.”
“The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own.”
“They miss the whisper that runs
any day in your mind,
"Who are you really, wanderer?"
and the answer you have to give
no matter how dark and cold
the world around you is:
"Maybe I'm a king."”
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:27 pm
"Good-bye, Johanna, you're gone and yet you're mine. I'm fine!"
"It's all a matter of weight ratio. A 5 oz. bird can simply not carry a 1 lb. coconut."
"Believe it!" scream scream scream -Wretches.-
"Steak. It's what's for dinner, tonight."
Ifrit: "Roarroarroaroar!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:39 pm
"The heart wants what the heart wants."
"Here me, Ephemera, allow this evil to pass."
"The skies shall rain fire, and the seas shall be as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all creation shall kneel before the burning standards of Hell."
"Noah! Stop what you are doing and build me an ark."
"And Noah, with Sean Connery playing the part of Noah, 'I'm kind of busy at the moment, I-I'm building a speedboat. It's gonna really kick a**. It'll shoot across the water like this. And we can have great photos for the Bible with all the animals with long ears sitting on the side. It's going to look fantastic, ******** excellent.'
".......................No, just the ark."
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:00 pm
"No, Daemon, the Priest cares about me."
"Jaenelle Angelline, the granddaughter of Alexandra Angelline and daughter of Leland Benedict."
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"Saetan, ride the wave."
"Who are you?"
"Lorn."
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"The Black Widow, Tersa, who descended to the Twisted Kingdom, is my mother."
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:02 am
this is really trippy, I was thinking of putting the 1oz bird comment right before i read yours Haku.
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils "
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesnt get you anywhere.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
Rue Raf, Rue Ruse.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:13 pm
"Time is a teacher that will give the test first and then the lesson."
"By all means, marry. If you marry well, you become happy. If you marry badly, you become a philosopher, and that is good for anyone."
"As for me, all I know is that I know nothing."
"Beware the barrenness of a busy life."
"One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice; and it is not right to return an injury, or to do evil to any man, however much we have suffered from him."
"Improbability drive activated."
"I have a cunning plan which cannot possibly fail!"
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week."
"I can't do that, Dave"
More to come.
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