Welcome to Gaia! ::

By SHAFF

Welcome to Issue 21 of TLOEM Newsletter.
Issue 20 was a Gaiaversary Special for Geekproductions. We'll be having more of them in future. biggrin
Pifs sections are not in this issue. He was 2 week banned for making threads about me in the GCD. gonk
Now onto Information about Moron of the Month September.

By SHAFF

Voting for Septembers Moron of the Month is happening.
Who will win?
Rampage!, Mysterious A or Momma Ume? GO VOTE!

By The Censorship Fairy

K so, Gaia just had a bunch of new items evolve. Everyone rushed to get them, but the best part is that all the Arluna Rose poses are hot, like, ridiculously. But buy it fast because both it and Furugasa are leaving cash shop this September 2nd, after that you'll never be able to buy one without whoring yourself out for gold.
In other news a new Gaia Battle System Trailer has been released. The name still sucks and they suck at showcasing their product. If you're one of those people who've been on gaia since the beginning waiting for the battle system, then get ready to quit gaia when it comes out.
When was gift giving disabled again? Ffs you guys are going to have to trade me and Emo our gifts.
Mod, or Admin idk which, Juno is looking for sprite artists or something, check it out if you're over 18 and have free time. You don't have to have sprite training, but you do need art fundamentals. It's Been up since like the 15th so there might not be anymore spots open.
I need a list of mods who have journals or something, all the ones I remember stopped updating regularly. Even Fleep hasn't made a new journal post since last month after the summer event.

By Shaff

sup, shaff here doing almost every ******** section -__-;

k onto the postsss

Shaff (omg thats me) has more than 15300 posts cause im cool yes
Detective Mortalis just reached 2200 posts which is kinda cool i guess
Quezacoatl has over 700 posts which sucks ******** you
naoii almost has 900 posts but she doesnt so she sucks
plan|face has 777 posts lol he should donate 69g to the guild ok?
is too busy being emo to post but she has managed to get 1500 posts
Mysterious A has almost got 1000 posts cuz she got banned lol
Rampage! is almost hitting 2000 posts yayaya
Aimless Shadow has 335 posts which sucks
Flutterby Smiles has over 400 posts but she has been banned like 5 times so
Mysterious A's mom has 250 posts now sucks
thermoplastick is on her way to 500 posts hurry plz
Lesbian Gale-chan has over 800 posts now
Kyriios has been more active and she has a lot of posts
MrsrachaelSnape has 1300 posts? wtf?
Henada is hot
Fvr has like 400 posts
mojito has like 350 posts ok
Hasina Rini has a lot of posts
and so do the rest of you
i got to page 10 and gave up

By Shaff

Shaff: b***h wanna be interviewed?
Ritorin: shaff? wut oh hi
Shaff: Hello, Member of the league of extraordinary peoples I am here to interview you.
Ritorin: =D YAY
Shaff: This is Billy Crystal with Tom Cruise. So, Tom. Are you religious?
Ritorin: Maybe. //
Shaff: So, Ritorin. When did you join the Internet website Gaiaonline?
Ritorin: An extimate of 3 years ago(I've had several accounts, so the one I use a lot is lying on the join date)
Shaff: 3 years ago huh? So you joined at age 8? Did gaia turn you into a ******** homosexual? Huh?
Ritorin: lolwut
Shaff: Hm?
Ritorin: but yes on the gay part
Shaff: Yeah, it does that.
Ritorin: lolyeslolololol
Shaff: What was the first forum you went to?
Ritorin: ... idk. I think the SF or GD
Shaff: oh ew what a ******** idiot
Ritorin: lol inorite
Shaff: Well, enough of these boring questions. Onto the main ones.
Ritorin: ok good
Shaff: How awesome is Shaff from 1 - 10?
Ritorin: 69
Shaff: lol o u
Ritorin:
Shaff:
Ritorin:
Shaff: You were once Vice-Captain of The League Of Extremely Strange Gaians correct? What was it like being Vice-Captain?
Ritorin: Yes. And it was boring, seeing as how I couldn't ******** with the guild members O_O
Shaff: f*****t
Ritorin: no u
Shaff: I'm listening to Anti-Flag right now, So I gotta ask you a music question. What bands do you like?
Ritorin: I don't listen to much music ;_____; BUT I LOVE TECHNO AND ROCK LOL
Shaff: Wow, you suck. What games do you like then?
Ritorin: idk, rpg's? And something like animal crossing(i swear to god if someone makes a comment on this i will ******** kill them)
Shaff: oh ew f*****t
Ritorin: oh and the mother series NO U
Shaff: nah i like AC but uh earthbound is cool ok
How many times have I banned you?
Ritorin: 3 or 4 times I think?
Shaff: lol cool
Ritorin:
Shaff: do you wanna be on crew? =D
Ritorin: YES
Shaff: too bad
Ritorin: =DDDDD ... WUT
Shaff: too freaking bad. this interview is over you disgusting b*****d
Ritorin: How am I disgusting? D:
Shaff: Thanks for readin-- ******** off
Ritorin: WHUT THESE QUESTIONS WERE BROING. ASK ME MOAR
Shaff: Thanks for reading Interview with a Homosexual. I'm Tom Hanks. dude its over
Ritorin: MOAR QUESTIONS GRAR D:
Shaff: it sucked but nobody reads this s**t
Ritorin: lol I do
Shaff: why the ******** do we bother? geez. ******** you homo
Ritorin: D: wait wut

By Quezacoatl

What's Alaska like? asks 417 Expectation Failed.

Very bright in the summer. Very dark in the winter. Winters last from about october to april. We don't have spring, just "break up season", and fall starts in mid-september.

Anchorage is a city of 250,000 people, and we get a couple good bands up here. There's still a LOT of trees everywhere and we don't have a very good bus system, so it's impossible to get around anywhere. It's good if you like the outdoors. Otherwise it sucks, now everyone stop ASKING ME ABOUT ALASKA.

Do you make out with Shaff?

All the time. He's very slobbery. Kinda like kissing a puppy. I'm sure Rit would love to kiss him. Yiff yiff.

Will I ever be as pretty as Shaff?
No. B&.

What's Alaska? asks Kyriios.

Okay, srsly? Rly? Fine, fine. Alaska joined the United States of Mexico in 1760, when our king Muktukamukluk decided he was sick of being surrounded by dirty russians who didn't shave. He traded his land in exchange for ten pounds of salmon, which back then was more like 100 pounds of salmon. He traded the land to a man named Captain Leela Cook, who proceeded to kick the a** of every eskimo in the region.

We, idk, found out there was like gold and s**t in the mountains and everyone pissed themselves moving here, and in 2008 we were finally recognized as Bigger Than Texas.

The end.

By Shaff

Hi, I'm Shaff... and this is my very own section about uh, SHAFF! ;D
Why? Because I am the glorious all powerful guild master who bans people for the lulz.
First up, I've order a bunch of s**t. A Reel Big Fish Autographed poster, Hadouken! CD, Mindless Self Indulgence CD and a bunch of other stuff. cool Awesome. I heart music too much. I also got a new bag for WHUT? COLLEGE!
Today (28th August) I have officially been enrolled into College! I got a lil ID with mah picture on and shitz.
But this is more of Lewis news, not Shaff news. im shaff
ok?
ok

I've started up the Shaff Family. Click here to check that out. Make your own Shaff, and prepare for the upcoming awesome Shaff related events.
As of 28th August the Shaff family has 19 members & 2 of my mules.
;D I'm so freaking awesome.

has also released some T-Shirts on Cafepress. One of the being the "hi im shaff" t-shirt.
Click the t-shirt below to check that out. Buy one and post your pic in the guild! (and PM me it!)

Maybe in the future I'll set up a shop with other merch and I can do giveaways? That's the good thing about College in the UK. We get EMA. idk what it stands for but I'll be getting $60 a week. So maybe I'll be kind enough to buy some for you guys!
Yeah srsly, I'm hoping to get a Moron Certificate made & Moron badges. Epic. I love Cafepress. ;D

Plan, Bane & Shaff (me) created a Internet blog called "Killer Robots Fighting". Check that out at www.killerrobotsfighting.com
We haven't been updating much, but we've been busy with other s**t. Rite guys? Rite. That's our excuse atleast.

Heres some Guild News!
Click Here for the Latest Featured Thread & Featured Game. I've also updated all posts in that thread.
kso, Sylir has changed her username to naoii. I like it. ;D
I banned Laynadox and Dignity of Wrath 'cause I can.
and welcome to our new members, Psywing, Martyr, The Piiz, Diamond Raggamuffin, TheOneAngle and Detective Mortalis (lol get it cuz we keep calling him new). I'm happy to see more new faces around here. You guys are pretty cool. ;D

and heres a picture of a pineapple!

and to end this part of the newsletter, a announcement I posted yesterday.

Quote:

SUPGUIZ. Just a few updates & news.

Fun'n'Games // What are you listening to right now? has been moved to this forum. But please still use it! and also post in some other threads in there too. It's a quick way to get your posts up if you feel like spamming. The 25k thread is also in there.

Moronic Polls // I want EVERYONE to go to this subforum and make your own poll! ;D Ask people questions or do a survey and find out what people prefer! I'm going to make on now. x3

Seriousness Submarine // lol what a lame name but uhh GO THERE and discuss s**t. It doesn't JUST have to be your problems. It can be discussion of politics, entertainment, news and more. You can even post good news. What's the point of that? Well, you may not like the replies you get in the Main forum. So if you want Serious replies then this is the place to go. :3

Information Thread // Just updated the Information thread on Main Forum. Check it out.

TLOEM Newsletter Issue 021 // Our 21st newsletter will be released tomorrow. It won't be as good as previous issues, but ******** you ok idrc.
If you want to do a section in the Newsletter for Issue 22 and onwards PM me.

Crew // Sorry for always changing Crew about. But I want Crew to be the most active members, and the most hard working members. Lets see if ALL crew members can have something to do in the next newsletter.

By Winter Charade

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By Quezacoatl

I'm too lazy to look up a recipe this week. Here's what you do instead: go to the store.

Go to the chips aisle. Buy some cheetos, and stop bitching about 'home cooked meals' and s**t. Or idk, chop some potatos up and slap those ******** in the oven. Whatever.

Now someone make me a sandwich.

by plan|face

This is my rant section where I complain about something. It might have something to do with what you kids are doing that is wrong, but it might not.

click for larger image

What the ********, kids?! I had another, completely different, rant until I saw this and I had to take a picture of it. Now that rant is gone and this picture his here. There's nothing I can say to add to this picture. Apparently you kids buy s**t like this. I hate you kids, you're killing America. ******** you.

By Hippie Bane

people round the world, lend me your ears!

todays issue of "games you cbf to play" involves a special type of game, the online FPS.

I'm speaking of the newer fps that caught my eyes and attentions "S4 League"


This stylized action-shooting online game has a futuristic and shiny graphic look to it. sure its a little sparse in terms of game play modes (deathmatch and a basic capture the flag mode called "touchdown mode") but the game is free to play, and despite low system requirements it runs well and looks pretty.

The game also has a soundtrack, most of the songs are hit or miss (lol shootan humor) but you can also make your own custom soundtrack in the game by using the jukebox (it only supports .ogg files wtf are those)

all in all its worth at least a search for on youtube to see if it floats your boat.

By Dragn Breth II

hi there TLOEM
my name is dragn and I like nachos.


anyways, my song is "Slow Burn", by Atreyu

it starts out kinda boring, but it gets reallly awesome.

and that's it for Dragns ROCKkkk

zai jian

By

AND OUR STORY CONTINUES...

That's all for this Issue. Thanks to our Crew & Members for helping out on this Issue of TLOEM Newsletter.
Stay tuned til next time!
By Shaff, The Censorship Fairy, Quezacoatl, plan|face,
Hippie Bane, Dragn Breth II, Winter Charade
& Art by

w00t

Lol... and you think I've actually read those? lol

Do we REALLY have to? sweatdrop

I remember my friend went through an Atreyu phase and she was like OMG YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE SONGS so she forced me to listen to them and now I guess they're good but some of them bring back bad memories.

also: I don't understand the shirt in plan|face's part. Is it supposed to be a statement on how high gas prices are? 'Cause you know, the chicks who buy that shirt probably aren't even old enough to drive, let alone care about how much money their overpayed parents are dumping into their cars.

uh, education matinence allowance. why are big words hard to spell. uh, lol cool?

lol @ what ema stands for.

o:
college id cards fail.
:/
i always change my hair after getting them

Everything was good except the song. That song sucks.
I edit the song to "Throwing Fire" by Ronald Jenkees.