By Aztec
Yeah, whatever, welcome to this s**t. It's like a newsletter, and you like, idk idk read it or something. Whatever, someone go buy me a red bull. Eh. STFU.
By Aztec
I'm not in this month's MOTM, but I should be, so go vote for me anyways. Every month is Aztec Month.
By Aztec
Wasn't this spot KoA's idea? He's like the only one who gives a s**t about the goings on in Gaia. Or I guess some of you other losers do too, but srsly just like, get over it, because IDRC about what's going on in the Gaia-munity.
uh, and i guess the death whisper evolved into a piece of s**t which sux for me because i have like 25 of them, and no you can't have one go get your own go away go away leave me alone.
By Aztec
So I think people only read this thread because then they get mentioned in the guild newsletter and they feel more important.
Shaff has like 2004o598460934 posts, everyone go lol at him for being a posting nerd.
Shaffcoatl has like, idk 3 posts, she's really awesome.
Aztec has like idk 760 or some s**t, who cares, she's the awesomest. jkjk ilu shaff.
idk how many posts GALE has, but she was like whining so here she has at least ONE POST.
By Aztec
Aztec: ok i'm gonna interview you ok?
Shaff: what
Shaff: ok
Aztec: ok. hi im shaff.
Shaff: ok
Aztec: ok. i'm gonna do it on msn. how awesome do you think aztec is?
Shaff: out of 10?
Aztec: super awesome? cul, moving on to next question.
Shaff: 4.5/10
Aztec: im editing that part out.
Shaff: ok
Shaff: i touch your leg
Aztec: ok so uh, ok, idk how long have you been fagging around on gaia?
Aztec: i blush redface
Shaff: Let's ask MyGaia...
Shaff: # Gaia Age: 1405 days
Aztec: MyGaia is stupid just make up a number- lol ok.
Shaff: I joined 25th October 2004. cool
Aztec: uh s**t ok idk uhhh who's the sexiest male in the guild besides you?
Shaff: uhhh
Aztec: go go go go go
Shaff: ........o_o
Aztec: think fast
Aztec: go
Shaff: hmmmm
Aztec: uhhh
Shaff: any asian dudes?
Aztec: idk. uh.
Aztec: that one guy?
Shaff: no he sucks
Aztec: ok.
Shaff: uhhhh
Shaff: how about
Shaff: uhhh
Aztec: me? with a p***s?
Shaff: yes
Aztec: ok.
Aztec: uh. why did you make killer robots fighting.
Shaff: i was bored
Aztec: and why have i stopped using question marks.
Shaff: www.killerrobotsfighting.com
Shaff: chrispher walken is out to get us
Shaff: christopher*
Shaff: edit that
Shaff: ok?
Shaff: ok
Aztec: no. ok. so.
Aztec: uh.
Aztec: uhhh.
Aztec: that's all the time we have ok
Aztec: so any last words ok
Shaff: uhhh
Shaff: hi im shaff
Aztec: no last words
Aztec: u suk
Aztec: bye im shaff
Shaff: what
Shaff: bye
By Aztec
Dear Aztec, r u cul? by EVERYONE IN THE GUILD.
Answer: yes. the end.
By Aztec
hi im shaff. rnt i cul. luk at me bein cul. i could burn ur eyes owt w/ hao cul i am.
but i wont. her hev pineaplle ok ok.
By Aztec
By Aztec
Uh. Idk, i was thinking about making peanut butter chocolate brownies. I make those a lot. Then I was thinking, hey, curried chicken sounds good too. But you know what? Just make some chicken noodle soup, ok? You'll need noodles. Veggies. chicken broth. and chicken. Chop the chicken up into pieces and like, make sure it's cooked. idk grill it, grilled chicken is delicious. Then like, get the chicken broth all boiling and s**t, and stick the noodles and the veggies (broccoli and carrots and celery are always good choices) and then the chicken, and let it simmer or some s**t.
Uh, add pepper or salt or whatever sort of seasoning you want. I always add lemon. Lemon makes everything taste better.
and voila, chicken soup.
what, you want MEASUREMENTS? Measurements are for pussies, figure it out yourself.
by Aztec
You kids get off my lawn. Every day I look out at my beautiful lawn to see another ******** footprint through my begonias. I don't slave the ******** over a hot stove all day just to get ******** ******** over by your ******** size 2 ******** you and your supple skin, and your smooth silky hair, and your-
uh my parole officer is advising that i stop right there, ok.
By Aztec
If you have not played this game yet, you are a loser.
It's Pandemic II. Go kill the world. Watch out for Madagascar, that ******** class="postcontent-align-center" style="text-align: center">
By Aztec
