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 Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:23 am
So, who has played D&D, and do you have any funny stories?
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:05 pm
I was in the temple of elemental evil, and earlier I had gotten a shotgun from boothill and a good deal of rounds, anyway upon touching an altar in one of the rooms, a juggernaut came charging at me, it hit, it would do 20-100 with crushing damage. So I had to roll to see what broke...And it was the shells. It did 200 damage to the juggernaut and I got all the experience. Luckily I was scooped into a jar and resurrected (Only to die by troll next session, see last words.)
Also in the temple, i was near the fire altar (my friend David touched that one) anyway it brought out 16 salamanders, and they charged at me and David (Me because I was trying to grab a +2 sword in the room) I got stuck in a pit with the salamander above trying to stab me with tridents. In desperation I cried out "I wish I could fly!" The DM looked at me "Do you think that?" Me: Uh, yeah, sure.
This magic sword in particular could communicate to you by thought, and it could fly. Not funny, but a last minute turn around for sure.
Last story, another turn around. Someone I know was in Gamma World, and a nuclear bomb went off, he could roll a saving throw, but it was an impossible amount of 20's in a row with no mods (8, maybe even more). He pulled it off and lived with 1 health.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:42 pm
I didn't play this one, but it annother Temple of Elemental Evil story.
...a party of adventurers had been consigned by the king for a very important mission... ransacking the temple of elemental evil for a rare, dangerous artifact!
"So, they want us to go to the Temple of Elemental Evil?"
"Yeah"
"There's no way in hell we're going there..."
"But if we don't the king will kill us."
"I know something that will help us do this...."
and everyone stared at the dwarf
"...LIQUEUR!!"
And so they got 8 barels of dwarven beer loaded onto a cart pulled by 6 oxen, the medieval equivalant of a beer-hat for each person loaded in a locked trunk, gave the bard a new lute and the Mobile Oktoberfest set out for a long, drunken run through the moutnains...
I didn't see where it led, but can you picture that one?
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:55 pm
Anyone ever hear the Dead Ale Wives "Dungeons & Dragons" before? It's a funny little thing floating around the internet. wink
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:01 pm
Yeah, I still have it...It's been around for like, 5 years. Has anyone seen the w.o.w. "Leroy Jenkins" vid?
Or....TOKYO BREAKFAST:
Japanese mother: Here you go (sets down plate)
Japanese teen son: "b***h....You my numba one *****!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:00 pm
Gourou Bandai Yeah, I still have it...It's been around for like, 5 years. Has anyone seen the w.o.w. "Leroy Jenkins" vid? Or....TOKYO BREAKFAST: Japanese mother: Here you go (sets down plate) Japanese teen son: "b***h....You my numba one *****!" Nope... though 8-bit theatre is funny... and I love the Grim Reaper show. 3nodding
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