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 Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:03 am
Do you have any famous last words, whether funny, serious, from real life, tv, D&D or whatever, that you'd like to share?
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:13 am
"Trust me, he wouldn't hurt a fly..."
Ever notice how famous last words tend to start with "trust me..."?
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:14 am
Here's one of the ultimate D&D last words "Oops"
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:05 pm
Blackbeard, upon having neck slashed: Good shot lad!
Grisham Stone, my 6th level cavalier: HEAL ME YOU STUPID F*** N**!!!
The cleric Pat with him (my friend Daniel):You're a cavalier right? Dude, you're fine ok?
Grisham Stone: Yeah, but I'm at negative (DM rolls for troll) se--.....ten.....DANIEL YOU F*****! YOU F**** D**** S*** C**** B****GLOSS! YOU WOOKIE PROSTITUTE, YOU F**** SUCK AT HEALING!!!
(Cavaliers can go into negative damage and still fight, anyway I couldn't be resurrected, we were low on cash and the troll got a 20, max damage, that thing...destroyed me crying )
(didn't happen)Custard: Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen? (Trust me! xd )
Yusuke:...THIS IS DUMB!!
Kazuo: Fool! You think you could kill me!?
Yoda: There is another...Sky..Walker....(death gurgle)
and Red vs. Blue style: HEGAGURGURK!!
Mitsuko: [dying in a pool of blood after being shot repeatedly by Kiriyama] I just didn't want to be a loser anymore....
[last words]
Teacher Kitano: Cookies sure were good.
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:54 am
What do you mean a pentagram only has five sides??!?!?!??!
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:01 am
"Diamonds ... Gold... Saphires !!! Terry! Terry, we're rich, we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy !!!! ...Terry ..... Terry??"
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:31 pm
"...oopps"
"Hey, I wonder what this does"
"Just cut the red wire... uh-oh, it didn't work!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:55 pm
actual Darwin Award winner...
A man stood up in the middle of a tin boat, in the middle of a lake, during a lightning storm, raised his golfclub and shouted, "Hit me lord!!"
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