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[lamoxlamae]

Aeon Flux

What started as a series of shorts featuing an ill-fated female superagent, blossomed into a series and soon to be a movie! Aeon Flux is an interesting character: an intelligent, often calculating, woman with smooth moves who is kinkier than a 100-year old wire. However, despite this strange, almost erotic exterior, somewhere underneath it all she seeks a better world with someone she loves nearby (though it rarely shows!).

Good Aeon Flux Pages

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wink mostly Picture Page


wink Knight's Aeon Flux Gallery
Girls With Guns: Aeon Flux
wink A suprizingly good Aeon Flux quake patch
Sad Old Geezer's Aeon Flux guide Comprehensive! Very nice.  

[Gourou Bandai]

Edward Teach, a.k.a Black beard

Black Beard was and most likely will ever be the manliest man ever spawned on our festering planet. Growing well over 6' tall, he had fourteen wives and carried six pistols. Before raiding an enemy ship he'd put hemp wires in his hair and light them, making his head look like it was smoking, rightfully scaring any god fearing man out of his wits. He was cruel to all without distinction, even his crew. Sometimes making off random shots under the dinner table and generally capping someone in the knee. He always held contests in the bilge (the lowest, dirtiest, and smelliest part of the ship.) He'd lock himself and the crew in and light off sulfur lanterns, seeing who could stand the reek of heel the longest. (Blackbeard of course, always won.) "Tales, dead men tell no." a phrase started by Blackbeard, he would take someone with him (only one) to go bury the treasure. And upon completion? He would kill the man and bury them with the treasure.

And finally his death, recorded and reflected upon by historians to be the only true "cinematic" death. A great naval fleet charged his ship, after receiving two gun shot wounds in the stomach, and numerous slashes across his shoulders, hands, and face, he was brought down by four men in blade combat. (One of the four the enemy ships' captain) One of the four enemy crew had managed to make a great gash along his neck, and on the brink of death, Blackbeard cried out "Good shot lad!", the enemy captain then cut off Blackbeard's head while he was still breathing. (I'm dressing up as Blackbeard for Halloween. pirate )  

[lamoxlamae]

The Carnoe Brothers

The Carnoe Brothers were French Naval officers who deserted to become pirates imfamous for raiding England and thier native France. After years of plundering, the French Navy caught up to them. One brother was caught and killed, his head put on a poll and paraded through France by joyous villages, however the other narrowly escaped. Though history supposedly doesn't know what happened to the other brother my family does: He escaped to America, most likely near New Orleans, changed his last name slightly, and started a family. Thus my family came to America. pirate