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Battery Acid Included Crew
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 Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:13 pm
Yes, a thread all about LOLCAT s**t. So I'm going to post all the quotes Ryu and I did from Crisis Core and a few from other games, and everyone else can participate in creating a shitload more!
Just be sure to put what game/movie/whatever you got it from so we know WTH is going on. XD
AND NOW TEH LOLCATZ:
"git out mai wai im goin 2 see mother!!"
"lolz uz gunna rott"
'WORLZ DUMINASHION'
"WUT DU ANGELZ DREEM OF"
'GIMME JUR CELLZ;
'I'M IN ZUR STUDY, STEALINZ UR LOVELESS'
"1 GOT CAPTURED, 1 FLU AWAY AN DA ONE DATS LEFT IZ A HERO"
'ZAK GETS HULLANDAR'
"UR MUTHAZ AN ALIEEN"
'MAS, I HAD AHS EP-IF-ANI'
"LETZ GO 2 DA PROMISEED LAN"
'JOO WAS PREDY TIHT'
"I NO EVRYTING ABOT U ZAK"
'DUMZ APPELZ'
"I WANT DA GIFT O DA GODDEZZ"
'LOVELESS AKT WON'
"OMG U REMEBERED"
'DUN TAK SEPHITORT LITLY'
"ZAK WERE R U SEPHIRTO SET DA HOLE VILLAG ON FAIA"
'DERS DIS GAI NAM HOJO HE IS DA SCIENNNCEST!'
"UR MOAR IMPORTENT DEN MA SWERD. BUT JUS A LIL."
'MAH MAS NAM EES JENUVAH'
"IF DA WERLD WANS MAI DESTRUCION IM TAKEN IT WIF MI"
'MAH WAGHON BOKE'
"DOSE RNT DA WINGZ OF A MONSTA"
'OHS MAS GAWZ, JOO ATES MUH HAIR'
"U HAZ DA MAKO ADICTION"
'RUMUMBA DA DAI JOO CHANJE JUR HAIR>'
"DUN WORRI IM NOT DA SAEM PERSON HO SENT U DA LAS ANONMOUS EMAILZ"
'DIS RUD LEATA AN WE MAKS SALZ'
"SOLDIA IS A DEN OF DA MONSTAS. DONT GO IN DAR"
'HE LYKE SUNFLOWA ANZ HE WARS EM ON HES TRUNX'
"GIT DOSE PLANTS OUTA HAR"
'DARS A BUG IN MUH ROOM'
"I WAN SEPHIRTO 2 TRI SUM O MAI DUMAPPEL JOUCE"
'I BEEZ DA HURO NAO'
"U CAN HAZ IT"
"ENDEEZ'
"JUR GLURY SHUD A BEN MYNE'
"JOO BEET IT IN2 MAI HAED"
'PRUJEKT GILLIGAN'
"DA WERLD NEEDS A NU HURO"
'UNLEE I CANZ REVURS DA DEGRUDASHION PRUCES'
"PERFEKT MONSTA NDEED"
'JOOS FEL FRUM DA SKY!'
"UR SHEENRAZ LAPDAWG"
'IZ UZ ANZ ANJEL>"
"DA TREE FRENZ REOONIT AT LAS"
'LUVLEZ WUD UF BEN HELPFL BUT IZ NUTIN BUT A BUK'
"NU STOREE IZ NOT WRTH HEERIN"
'FI US INDERAKT IT WUD U BE DA HURO?'
"UNATTANABL DREEMZ R DA BES KIND"
'I GOS TU MA-DE-O-HYM'
"WES GOIN 2 NEEBILHEEM"
'WUZ IT LYK BEIN HUME?'
"I DUN HAZ NO HOEMTOON"
'AN MAH FADA, AHASAHASHASH! YS I TALK?'
"DOES WERTHLES CREETURES R STEELIN DA PLANAT FROM MUTHA"
'TRAYSTER!'
"I R DA CHUUSEN WON"
'IZ AWIGHT CLAUD, I TAKS CUR OF U'
"NO MADA WUT PROTEKT UR ONOR AZ A SOLDIA"
'GUNGAGA'
"U CALZZ URSELF A SOLDIA"
XD "IZ A CUNTRY BOI TU!'
"U IZ INFOOSED WIF MAKO. U DIFRENT BUT U IZ STILLZ HOOMANZ"
'TAK CUR OF AROS FUR MAY'
"UZE BRINZ WEER, TEER, N RUS. N DATZ JUS A SHAEM."
'UZE SHUD SEL JUR FLUWURZ'
"OPARASHUN MIDGUR FOOL O FLOWUHZ, WALUT FOOL O MUNI"
'JUR MUM LYKS ME, SAYZ I BE PURT OF DA FAMLEE'
"WAN 2 GO SII MAI MA AN HAZ DINNA ZAK?"
'HOEMZ IZ ACKWERZ FER ME, IZ WANS JOO ALUNG WIFF'
"ACHTIVATIN COMBA MOED"
"COONFLEET RESOVED"
'IZ NUT A WUTAYZ SUDLA, IZ A CLUNE'
"DIDJOO HAV A NIEC VAYCAYSHUN ZAK"
'I IZ ON ZA HELZACUPTA'
"I DUN NO WUT HEZ TLAKIN ABOT HAF DA TIEM"
'UZE NO, I NOTZ GET ITS SUMTUMS'
"DER R MANEE INTERPRESHUNS"
'DAT TRESUR IS MYNZ DUN TUCH IT'
"I THOT DA GIF OF DA GODDEZZ WAS DA JAYNUVA SELLS"
'ZAK DA PUPPZI, IZ ABUT TYM I MET U'
"I IZ GUN FOLO U TU DA EN ZAK"
'AN ZEN WHAT' *yelling into phone*
"UR WIF DAT ERIT GRL AGAN RNT U"
'SHUZ ANZ ANCENT'
"DU U NID A HIN ZAK"
'DIZ IZ MUH EUTHY NIENTH LEDDER'
"EUTHY NIEN!? FUR YEERS?! OMG ERIT WAIIT"
'COOZ JOO TULL DEM I IZ A HURO>"
"U SHUD WEER PNK FRUM NAO ON"
"WHEEMPERZ, NUUOOESEEE!!'
"HOWZ BOUTZ A DAET"
'EYS AINTZ GOTZ A FONE'
"WERE IZ MUTHA"
'DAZ WAYZ MAH MUMZ KEELZ'D HURZELF'
"A GUUD SUN WUD HAV NOWN"
'IZ ILLZ BLUD I TELLZ YA'
"I TINK I WAN 2 SAEV DA WURLD"
'I BEE EMBEEZLEEING SHEENRA'
"U BIN PROMOSHUND 2 FIRS CLAS"
'I REKUMENZD UZE TU FURS CLAS'
"LETZ TLAK ABOT SEPHIRTOZ HARE"
'FIRD CLUZ JEBENZES IZ MESSIN'
"PLZ TELL MI UR NOT RALY DED ZAK"
'HAYZ I KNUWZ U EXKAPE'
"COM TLAK 2 MI I KAN HALP U"
'EYZ KNUWZ ABUTZ JU IFEVN FI UZE NUTZ TULZ ME'
"I WIL NEVUH BI A MEMOREE"
'NUTZ MA FRENZ, NUT ME FAMZEE, NUBONZ'
"LETZ JUS SAI DA SEVAN WUNDAH IZ DA VILAGE"
'SHUD I GIVZ JU DIZ PAR?'
"ON UR NEEZ. I WAN U 2 BAG FUR FURGIVNES"
'HAZ JOO FUND SEPHIREH YEZ? I HURZ U LUKIN FUR HEM'
"I WAN 2 TORN DA PLANAT INTU A SPACSHIP AN TRAVAL DA DARKNEZZ O DA UNAVARSE LIEK MAI MUTHA DID LUNG AGO"
'EYZ BEN ZINKIN, EVRABUDY TALKIN ABUUT A LEJENDERY SOLDA, COOZ ITZ BE JOO?'
"DAT HULANDA GUY HAZ DA LOGO UF CANED DUMAPELZ ON HIZ FAVRITE SHIRT"
'TENTY YURZ AGOZ DAR WAZ A SCINCEST WARZ TOS GETZ TOZ DA TOPZ'
"GENZIZ IZ DED BUT WEZ WEERIN AN SELIN APEL JEWLRY IN HIZ MEMREE K?"
'WENZ DA SEKUNZ R GUN WE FITE IN ZA TRANZIN RUUM'
"DEY THROO SWERDZ AT EECH OTHA"
'SEPHEAIHGAE NEVA LUSESS'
"AZ LOONG AZ I LIV SEPHIFRO LIVZ"
'SPEHIEJAIH? WAYZ UZE MAKZ ME DU UR WORKZ?'
"GENZIZ DITCED UZ"
'I BEEZ FRENZ WID JENBEZES ANZ ANGILLZ'
"JUS WON TES SAMPEL"
'HULLNZER? HAHAHAHAASS, HEES NU SCINECENTS!'
"DIZ IZ A MAKO FONTAN U GUYZE"
'IZ A MUNSTSA'
"ALL OF HULANDAZ LIL FREEK SHO IZ HAR"
'ZAK, GOEZ UPOENZ DAH DOR'
"O HAY DIZ IZ DA JAYNUVA CHAMBA... O WAT AINT JAYNUVA SEPHIREOZ MA"
'DOOZ UZE NUT GETZ EET? JUR MAZ IS TUSOUNDANDS YURZ ULD!'
"POR LIL SEPHRIEUWO. U ONLI KNO UR MUTHAZ NAEM IZ JAYNUVA DON U"
'IZ ZAID ZAT HES UZIN A HOLZ BUDDLE UF SHUMPU AN CUNDITOR'
'WE GOTZ A FANCLUBS'
"IZ DERE ANI BLOND GUZE IN SOLDA?"
'DUNT TULL ANYUNE ABUT ME ASKEN ABUT BLUNZ'
"O HAY WUTZ UP WIF SEPHOIUR HEZ WERD"
'DUZ ALZ SULDER ACT LYK DAT?'
"I WEN TU SI LOVLES. I KRIID"
'I BAWLZ LYKZ A BISH'
"HAY ZAK WI SHUD GO SI LOVLES WEN U GIT BAK 2 MEEDGUR"
'EY IZ EN ZA PLAT AN I EZ FIN I SWAR DUN c** AN HULP MAI'
"WAI U DO DAT TU DA VILAG SEPHREIO"
'REBO' "RUBE" "GOZE"
"UR NOT DA SEPHREWIR I NU"
"SEPHIRHIAIE, WAIZ U HURD TIFA>"
"I HAET SHEENRAZ I HAET SOLDA I HAET SEPHERIWO I HAET EVRATING"
'CLUD! JUR RITE!' "EYE IZ>"
'WUZ DA MATTA ZAK" "EY IZ UPSETZ'
"U R A PUPET CLOOD"
"I HAKZ ON ZAKS HAIR'
"WI NEED CLUUDS PUR S SELLS TU STOP DA DAGRADUSHIN"
'MUH FREN IZ DA MAYERERZ SUN'
"LOL I KEELD MAI PARENS"
'I WANZ TU STEEL HIZ APPELZ'
'UZELL KILLZ UZ ALLZ!' 'UT UF MAH WAI'
"I WAN TU SHO SEPHEIWRUO MAI ACOMPLIMENTS"
'WEZ DA SAM AJE'
"WAI DOZ EVREEBODI PUS EVREETING ON MI"
'WAI CANZ I BE DONOR?'
"HAO PETY"
'SEPHITIEH, UZE CANT DOSE DES'
"O HAI ERIT : DDD"
'OH NOEZ, HE GOTZ AWAY' 'U FAILZ JUR MISSIN' 'SEPHIROATH!'
'I REHIREZ U NAO'
Aaaand done. xD
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:28 pm
HOMG. Those are so on crack and amazing.
They're like coded too.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:39 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:52 am
The only thing I can really say to this is xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:51 am
XDDD I know. It's so crazy. I can't believe Ryu and I did that many of them. ><
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:25 pm
Wow that is a lot~!!
How long did it take you guys to make all of that~!? xDD
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Battery Acid Included Crew
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:20 pm
><
Hours.
We were talking for quite a long time.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:36 pm
...I can't read that many of them. xD
I don't speak that much of whatever it is... <<;
They are funny though.
Ugh if they talked like that in the game I would be goin' Sephiroth on all of them.
It probably would be easier to understand them if I've actually played the game. >> Stupid not havin' money.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:49 am
Yeah seeing them all together like that is... wow were we on something? xD
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:57 am
XDDDD Those were so full of crack. They killed my brain, but in a good way. May I add one of my own that you guys inspired? "Mako adikshun. I haz it."
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Battery Acid Included Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:07 pm
XDDD That's why I created the thread, so more people would add s**t!
'ANGILL...DAH DREEM...CAM TROO!'
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:12 pm
"THART LUKES SO LIBERTING"
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Battery Acid Included Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:23 pm
lawlz, liberating quote. I love that part. XD
'I HAS TENTY-TREE WEESHUS.'
'RITE DEM DOUN SO I DUN FERGUT DEM.'
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:11 pm
Oh god more lolcatness! That makes me happy. xDD
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:33 am
"Embraze ur dreemz, protekt ur onnurz."
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