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 Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:36 pm
A new wing is spotted on the north wing of the guild built entirely of Muenster on the outside (to be replaced daily, or eaten, of course). Upon walking through a very, VERY tall imposing door that would put most bank vaults to shame with its massive gleaming steel face and heavy gears and bars, you find a very large room stocked more full of a random assortment of objects than you have ever seen.
There are weapons racks, both melee and ranged, rocking horses, superballs, firecrackers, roman candles, sparklers, pogo sticks, dynamite, napalm, kevlar vests in all sizes, similar suits of plate and chain mail armor, ever piece of sports padding imaginable, ninja suits, camouflage uniforms (in jungle, desert, urban and new grape flavors), S.W.A.T. uniforms, grappling hooks, Cowboy outfits, Indian outfits, a dinousaur (a different one every day!), a fully-stocked ice-cream truck, four shipping crates full of pixie sticks, four of mountain dew (every flavor), four of Kool-Aid, one of coffee, shields, wooden men (the martial artist training dummy variety), speedbags, heavy bags, a trampoline, a basketball court, a hockey rink, a pen of nervous bulls, several bomb shelters, paintball guns with paintballs aplenty, networked severs of City of Heroes, Doom III, and Everquest, Nintendos, XBoxes, Gamecubes, and so on, every Capcom arcade game ever made, every Virtua Fighter machine, and every Tekken Machine, a shark pool, an abandoned city block, a wrecking ball, dozens of jetpacks, an anti-aircraft gun, gumball machines and more gumabll machines, every nerf toy ever made, along with the ones you always wanted them to make, SQUIRTGUNS!, a frozen corner, complete with everfalling snow and a shifty-looking penguin, a boxing ring that is equipped with a life-size game of Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots that you control by telemetry units on each side, a small (but dense) forest, and of course, Domo contentedly munching away on a hapless kitten.
The walls on the inside, on further inspection, turn out to be some mysterious material that is almost as springy as the trampoline, but still obligingly blows up, burns, is filled with bullet holes, etc., when appropriately abused- though somehow, even the craters and scorched parts still retain that soft springyness that doesn't hurt no matter *how* hard you hit it.
The sign on the front door reads:
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:49 pm
THE RUMPUS ROOM
Sort of like the battle arena, but not. Come one, come all if you want to scream, shout, cuss, get hopped up on sugar, caffeine, or adrenaline, beat on something, just beat on each other, talk some smack, get the smackdown laid on your candy[deleted]es, basically if you really just want to cause some, or participate in good ol' fashioned chaos for whatever reason, fun, to blow off some steam, or something else that I can't think of right now.
The Rules:
No hurting unless it's explicitly agreed to (like a wrestling match, hockey fights, or something).
No killing unless it's explicitly agreed to (hey, it's Wonderland, we always get better).
No naughty business. Keep it PG, with the exception of violence and language (so long as the language is only naughty, and not being used to be abusive). With those two, go to town! twisted
No stealing the equipment! It doesn't exist outside the room anyway.
Any breaking of the rules will result in punishment as I bloody well see fit.
If accidental injury or death should occur, and one of our wandering healers doesn't get to it first, I'll be on hand with the powers of the bump to bump you right back to health. ^_^
BEGIN!
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 7:45 pm
I shall rumpus in this rumpus room...*rumpus*
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:53 pm
Lights a sparkler *pretty colors* eek
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:33 pm
Dawn appears in the doorway to the Rumpus Room, eyes narrowed and muttering a steady stream of anatomically and genetically impossible obscenities almost under her breath. Finding a corner of the room clear of obstruction and abandoned of innocent bystanders, she begins screaming in rage and throwing herself bodily at the walls, ricocheting from one wall to the other and back again. When finally rage is spent, she sinks to the floor in the corner and cries herself to sleep.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 1:16 am
*wanders over, puts a blanket over Dawn, craefully pulls her shoes off, sets them next to her, and slips a pillow under her head*
*with an ethereal *bump*, she bumps Dawn's dreams to golden sunrises, yipping springer spaniels joyfully smelling, hearing and seeing the world as their masters walk them, and trees swaying faintly in the breeze, viewed through the cofee shop window, and heard through its open door, as she sist with friends, sipping a quad tall peppermint mocha, discussing the meaning of life and enjoying the view*
*slips out the door, leaving a sign hanging from the handle:
CLOSED TEMPORARILY FOR R&R
Do not disturb, under penalty of a good whuppin'!!*
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 2:42 pm
Dawn awakes, yawning and stretching, rubbing bleary eyes. Her eyebrows rise just a little as she notices the pillow and blanket, but noticing the care with which her shoes were set aside and the door closed, she knew it had to be Vincent. Folding the blanket and putting it and the pillow away, she slipped her shoes on and left a lurking hug awaiting Vincent's next appearance. Taking the sign off the door and setting it aside, she left, rested and smiling.
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 3:32 pm
Sollidus Lights a sparkler *pretty colors* eek You have a sparkler on your neck too! biggrin heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:20 pm
Gia Te Sollidus Lights a sparkler *pretty colors* eek You have a sparkler on your neck too! biggrin heart i guess i do don't I, *stares at pretty shiney thing* eek
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:25 pm
Sollidus Gia Te Sollidus Lights a sparkler *pretty colors* eek You have a sparkler on your neck too! biggrin heart i guess i do don't I, *stares at pretty shiney thing* eek I like Shiny! xd eek heart I have a Shiny thing too! Silent gave it to me! whee
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:31 pm
Gia Te Sollidus Gia Te Sollidus Lights a sparkler *pretty colors* eek You have a sparkler on your neck too! biggrin heart i guess i do don't I, *stares at pretty shiney thing* eek I like Shiny! xd eek heart I have a Shiny thing too! Silent gave it to me! whee Shiny=good wink
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:34 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 8:17 pm
Dawn appears in the doorway, narrowed eyes with hints of flames in the hazel depths, and long hair tied back and secured. Hefting a four foot length of steel pipe, she stalks by the innocent bystanders with a tightly controlled nod. Reaching the far side of the rumpus room she positions herself by one of the concrete pillars. Feet braced and safety glasses on she takes a solid grip on the pipe and begins to methodically beat the pillar into an unrecognizable pile of rubble. With that done, she lays the mangled, battered length of pipe atop the pile, goes to the door and picks up another from the half dozen she had set against the wall, and went back to another pillar to do it again.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 8:30 am
*walks in* Sweet. *looks around*
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