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 Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:17 pm
Welcome to the yo mama, I would like to say welcome and this is one you guys will like its a yo mama contest if I like what the jokes are you will get a prize if its bad then nothing but if its ok you'll get smething thats ok but if its good your gonna like it now someone start it off!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:14 am
I have a star Wars joke.
Yo Mama so dumb, she thought Jar-Jar came with Pickles Pickles!
A normal one:
Yo mama so fat, I had to take 2 jets, a monorail, 10 cabs, and walked 100 miles to get to her Good Side!
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:55 am
well your mama so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing and she told me she was moving
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:06 pm
Blood Assassin 7 well your mama so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing and she told me she was moving man you use that joke way to much... yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus she screams "TWINKIE!!!"
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:50 pm
yo momma so fat, whenever she wears a red sweater, people yell out "KOOL-AID!"
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:58 pm
yo momma is so fat that when she gets into an empty tub, it overflows.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:14 pm
yo momma so stupid she climbed over a large window to see over the other side
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:17 pm
yo momma is so short that when she wears red and stands still, dogs pee on her.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:19 pm
yo momma so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the "w"s
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:52 pm
Yo momma is so stupid that she got fired from the skittles factory for throwing out all the upside down S's >_>
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:57 pm
that was weak, here's a good one for ya
yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from here job at the office for putting too much white-out on the computer screen
yo momma's so gay, she makes the Back Street Boys look straight
yo momma's so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:00 pm
yeah... the joke was suppose to be stupid... hence the ">_>" XD
I don't get the last one... is Naruto fat?
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:08 am
MikeOfTheCross yeah... the joke was suppose to be stupid... hence the ">_>" XD I don't get the last one... is Naruto fat? lol no you know how naruto always says believe it? its a play on that your mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "one at a time please"
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:35 pm
yo mammas so stupid she got locked into a convertable
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