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Kurai007
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:17 am


((Will be locked after a new chapter is put up~ And yes, that's a very nice chapter name, I know

THIS IS THE MAP, bitches. =D ))

And while everyone was chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and shooting some breeze outside the house, Kurai pulled everyone INSIDE to the OUTSIDE (how? Don't ask), and stared at the book in her hands.

"Hey...listen!" She said, looking up. But that was to no avail, seeing how everyone was DOING SOMETHING ELSE, and NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HER.

Apparently most of the Reds were either trippin', glaring at Kratos (Zelos), arguing or crying over something. Half the blondes were shooting the breeze, while that one Mithos and it!Dhaos were being crazy. The Blacks, well...what WERE they doing? The Purples had no leader, so Kurai sikritly conspired to take them over (not going to happen). And the Blues...well, they were...

Kurai stopped caring right there.

"HEY, YOU CHUMPS, HELLO?" No one cared, because no one wanted to hear an arrogant richtard scream. That's when she casted Thunderblade, and got everyone's attention. "Idiotic bitches. Er wait, you're all looking at me. Ehehe...LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"

Kurai raised that book in her hands and showed it to everyone. And before Zelos could scream "WE DON'T CARE", she went on. "Apparently Exsel had this book laying inside his fridge. After thawing it out, I read into it...and it turns out to be a map...TO SOME TREASURE."

"THAT'S CLICHE."

Kurai kicked Zelos in the face, but he doged. ..."And...well, it's a map, guys. I would go BY MYSELF, but it's HUGE. So I was thinking, since there's so much--"

"MANY."

Kurai could have sworn that was Avalith's voice. "...Much of us, I thought maybe some of us could go together? The treasure looks freakin' important, and the place it's hidden in IS IN THIS FOREST."

"HOW CONVENIENT! =D " Rid called, from miles away.

..."Here's what the map looks like." Sitting down, Kurai pulled a laptop from her Link!Magic Belt, and then a projector. And that's when she realized there was no socket to put it in.

She cried silently to herself for five minutes.

Afterwards, Kurai noticed there were at least four (she stopped counting after four) of the same map, so she tore them out. "Okay," She went around, handing it off to people:

Kratos, Renji, Arieta and Avalith.

[[Map: Yes, it's SO Zelda]]

"Four teams; actually 5, including me. I have the straight directions in this book. You're all going to team up under our five leaders." She pointed at the people she just gave the map to. "I'll explain more after that. NOW CHOP FREAKIN' CHOP, before I assign people to teams MYSELF.

Oh wait a minute, there's, like, ten more maps in here. Hey Yuan, take this one." She threw it randomly, not even caring if Yuan was ACTUALLY THERE, or not.

SILENCE.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:54 am


"Hey Kurai! You can't forget about us! Course we barely just got here. So what is going on here?" Wade said as he walked up, slightly perturbed.

"Hiuuu~~ It's been a while Kurai, how is it going with you and Zelos-san over there?"

"Loni....wasn't this girl one of the girls that randomly would glomp people upon first meeting again after a long time, and you were on her list of glomp at high velocities?" He said in a whisper.

"Uhh.....I don't think she ever did....she only just yelled my name out REALLY loud."

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Lady Arieta
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:08 pm


"Looks interesting..What do you think Leon?" asking her partner whom simply just shrugged and nodded. Arieta frowned. "Anyways, I guess we should go ahead then?" waiting for a response and only recieved a small gesture. The girl turned, calling over to Rutee "Ruuteee..You coming? Just don't bomb us while we're on our 'treasure' hunt"

The Lens hunter immediatly jumped up and ran over to her brother and boss, though in a very cheerful way like 'yay i get to finally do something' kinda thing. It wasn't like they were going in themselves, Arieta simply wanted to find the entrance then find out from Kurai which part she wanted her own group to search.

(( Since I obviously have no idea which section of this forsaken map you wish for the Black Cult to search xDD ))
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:41 pm


"Yoh, give me one," a voice called out from behind a tree. A figure sporting orange hair walked over to Kurai and snatched an extra map from her.

"You can't be serious about going on a treasure hunt," a second voice sarcastically commented, appearing next to the first figure.

"Mieu!" cried Mieu.

"SHUTUP, PIGMONKEY"

WELL WADDAYA KNOW, 'twas Luke and Sarai. Wait, where the hell did they come from? And why do they appear in a sidequest instead of the main plot? Who the hell gives a [expletive]?

Luke froze. Did he smell that b*****d--Rid? "OH SHI-..! It's YOU!" the angry aristocrat screeched, grasping at his hair and pointing at the other red-head.

Sarai, on the other hand, was picking her nose studying the map like any good smart person would do.

stckdg
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Christiiian7

PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:49 pm


Christian was just was just around the corner, and he saw a red head with a map.

He approached her, "A map? What for?"

Guy was just behind him ready to throw a pie again, "AHHHH!!!"

He ran behind a tree away from the readheaded girl.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:59 pm


Kurai was greatly annoyed at the currently active people, but at least some of them were good looking. She cleared her throat and looked over at Wade.

"Hmm, not sure that I remember you..." The Sage muttered back, pushing up her glasses. When she caught sight of Loni, her eyes glinted. "Loni...LONI. Long time, I haven't seen you in a while." She raised her eyebrows five times and licked her lips.

Zelos waved nonchalantly at Loni. "Hey."

Kurai pointed at the Blacks (so racist), "Wait up, Arieta." She called, raising a hand. "I'll explain everything as soon as the groups have been established. Other than that, is there anyone else you'd like on your team? I'd give you Zelos, but I think he wants to be with Kratos. So...how about Sele--HEY!"

That's when Luke grabbed the X-tra map o-so rudely. She snarled at him, but her humor soon came back--Luke was just too cute to be mad at. "You're a b***h. =D And you're not going to get a map; you'll be coming with me."

She snatched it back from him, and proceeded to kick Mieu in the face. He was annoying. "HEY SARAI."

Rid recovered from his acid trip, noticed Luke and skipped over to him. "HEEEEY =DDDDD DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD, RID?!"

"You're name IS Rid, RID." Zelos cried, utterly astonished by his friend's lapse in memory.

Rid shook his head, and resumed his serious look: =D. "Hey Sarai. Hey Luke."

Kurai cracked her back; now some blond was talking to her. Hmmm, he was kinda cute... "Hey there, sweetie." She said, grinning. "Yeah, it's a map, a map for TREASURE. I think the opening of the cave is a few feet down that-a-way."

She pointed towards Guy and leaped over to him. "GAILARDIA GALAN GARDIOS. How ya doin', you freakin' sexy man, you?" Kurai quickly reached out and touched his cheek, pulling on it. "You're getting fat. Lay off the sweets, fatass."

Then she made her way back to the middle of the crowd, and became inactive.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:21 pm


Yuan walked over to see the commotion and got an understanding of exploring a deep cave.

"Excuse me Lady Kurai," Yuan addressed.
"Since there are so few members within our faction, we would be honored if you could find a group worthy of our services."

The half-elf gave a little bow at the end of his speech and stood straight back up, anticipating a reply.


"NAAANIII~~~~?!" Barbatos growled while gnawing on Kenta's leg (though he so wanted it to be duck's).
"Hey! Those kind of things are---"

"The orders of your leader," Yuan snapped back.
"BURUAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Barbatos said.
"We won't stand for this, or for you, mucking our plans up!!"

"Uh...." the pretty much dead body of Kenta said.
"What plans?"
"TO CONQUER AND KILL ALL OF COURSE!!" Barbatos said as he grabbed the rest of Kenta's body and slammed it into the ground.

Barbatos' anger was not going to hold in any longer, seeing as people would just be cheap if he took it out them, he lunged at Kenta's body and shot his Genocide Braver at it, right after he casted Execution and finally sliced Kenta's body in half.
"BURUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

That was it. He was done playing some stupid game, he was going to go and kill them all!

"....yaaay," Kenta said.

....wait what?!

Kenta's whole BODY REFORMED because he was apparently a ZOMBIE. Plot-twist.

"I ARR A Zombiez," Kenta said.

Barbatos got even more angry by this and went to slice Kenta up again, but no cherry Kool-Aid would drop out for him to drink. He was so pissed.


".....I apologize," Yuan said with a sigh.
"I also retract my previous statement. If there is any help I can give you or to one of the groups, please let me be able. ....those two....would probably not work good for anything....."


"BUT IM A ZOMBIE!" Kenta said with a idiotic smile....that then got bashed and impaled by Barbatos' fist and axe.
"I can live through anything!!!"

"LIKE BURUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU CAN'T!" Barbatos barked as he continued to destroy Kenta again and again.

.....what weird occurrences.


"...anything at all, Lady Kurai," Yuan said.
"Just let me know.... (and get me the hell away from these two freaks)...."
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:57 pm


"Gulp.....this does seem a little awkward...usually I'd like to get this kind of attention but...."

"Hey, at least you GOT attention! Though I must say, watching Barbatos beat literally the living crap out of that guy is slightly amusing for some odd reason......mainly the fact that he keeps coming back and he keeps trying to destroy him," as he sat to watch the show for a while, slightly saddened by the fact he wasn't remembered.

But he could still sense a stronger magic in her than last time. "If you do need our help, then don't hesitate to ask," he said unchalantly.

((Rutee going on a Rupee hunt? 8D))

agumike


stckdg
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:16 am


Sarai looked up from rubbing Kenta's blood off her shoe, "HEY KURAI, RID-KINS 8D So, like, how's it, like, going?"

After being kicked in the face, Mieu's eyes teared up. In this moment of sadness, he bounded over to Luke, seeking condolence. "Master! Master! That mean lady over there hurt me! D; " the little animal cried in distress, pointing at Kurai.

That earned him a second kick in the face.

"I told you to SHUT UP, Pig-Monkey! You're so damn anoying," Luke spat.

He then ignored Rid and Kurai ("She called me a b***h and took my map away! HMPH! D< ") and promptly walked up to Guy. "Guy!" he demanded, "where the hell have you been?"
PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:07 am


Kurai kinda felt bad for Yuan: his teammates/subordinates were all a bunch of freakin' retards. She merely raised her eyebrow at Barbatos' "Like Bura you can't!", and then took a step back. (She also flashed ANOTHER smile--this time at Wade).

"Yeah, alright then," She pointed with her thumb over to another redhead, "Go with Kratos. I'm sure three angels would find whatever the hell is down there pretty quickly. Since you all can teleport and use high mastery magic..."

Seles slipped behind Kurai and tapped her back. "Excuse, but wouldn't that be bad?" When the Sage just gave a raised eyebrow, she went on. "Well, what about the other teams? They may need some magical back up..."

"They do. Seles," Kurai grabbed her collar and thrusted her over to Renji. "You're with Renji. Rid," She grabbed his hair and dragged him closer. "You're with me. Yuan, go with Zelos and Kratos, like I said.

ALRIGHT PEOPLE, I'M ASSIGNING TEAMS. Listen up." She looked around at the whole group, brought out a piece of paper and began writing.

"RIGHT, here's the set up; no, you aren't ALL with your assigned partners. Why?" Kurai grinned before (again) cracking her back. "Well, I'm sure anyone with a tactical mind will be able to figure that out. Rid, go show it to everyone."

It was a pretty cracked-up list:

Renji (and she scribbled right next to his name--Squad 6): Fog, Kenta, Raiko, Tytree, Rid

Arieta: Rutee, Loni, Wade, Guy, Christian, Seles

Avalith: Collet, Mithos, Leon, Dhaos, Ritcher

Kurai: Daruki, Luke, Sarai, Farah, Cless, Aurelia

Kratos: Zelos, Yuan

Barbatos wasn't on a team--he could just be by himself.

"Exsel is the leader of the Remnants team: headed by himself, along with his partners, Tear and also Amanda. They'll take care of anyone else who comes in late. For the most part, our teams are even, and I managed to put at least a few people with their partners."

Rid waved from his spot next to Fog, but Kurai ignored him. He was the reason WHY he wasn't on her team anymore. She also didn't care that she'd put Seles with Arieta and not Renji.

"Kratos' team will go in first. Why? Because they'll deal with all the monsters and traps in there; we'll all come in after them. Arieta and Avalith, once we enter the Labyrinth, one of you go to the right, one to the left. Get the keys, and have one of your strongest people bring it to the lead group."

She pointed at Kratos.

"Now my team," Kurai looked back at her assortment of...members (WOW), and sighed. "Well, we're balanced for the most part. We'll stay in the background and go explore~until we're needed. =D. Then I'll kick you guys with whoever called us."

Kurai could've sworn Luke had given her the finger. She'd just ignore that.

Zelos crossed his arms, "So, then what?"

"STFU." Pulling out walkie-talkies, she threw them at the leaders. "After our first objectives are complete, we'll meet up in room 4, and discuss our plans from there."

"LAME."

"If you guys don't like your teams...well, who cares? I don't like you. NOW, ONWARD TO 35 DEGREES NORTHWEST!" Kurai pointed with her staff and then ran off into the forest. "TOGETHER WE RIDE: WE SHOULD BE THERE IN another one of my posts TEN MINUTES."

Kurai007
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Lunika Veris

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:07 pm


Arche and Harold looked up at the group from what the hell they were doing.
Arche: "Treasure hunt? That sounds fun!"
Harold: "Hmm it might be something that could help with my research!"
Arche: "Hey leader! Leader? Where'd she go?"

Zaya was busy talking to Yuri.
Yuri: "So Estelle's not with you?"
Zaya: "Nooo, but if you wait here long enough she could show up."
Arche: "There you are Zaya! Seems the Reds are gathering everyone up for a treasure hunt. Can we go? Can we? Can we?"
Zaya: "Huh? Okay!"
She then grabs Yuri by the wrist and heads over to where the group is with Arche following them on her broom. Harold was already there talking to Loni, apparently she was trying to talk him into letting her experiment on him.
Zaya: "Hey Miss Red Hair Cult Leader person, we want to join the hunt too!"
Yuri: "How did I get dragged into this?"
PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:49 pm


Guy ran away as soon as Kurai touched his cheeks.. "AHHH!!!.." HE was in trauma~! "Did I really gain weight?"

He sounded like some teenage girl obsessed with how she looked, after getting over that..

Christian, "Hmm that's cool I guess, on a team with people we don't know.."

Guy calmed down, "I guess thats cool, at least we get to meet people and we go whenever whoever posts soon"

(i tried the strike thing xD)

Christiiian7


Kurai007
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:04 pm


Kurai skidded to a stop and would have tripped over a tree root if Zelos hadn't caught her.

She fell anyway, though, since her let get go after she caught her balance. "Uh..." Kurai gazed at Zaya, but then ignored her and Arche and looked at Yuri. She looked at him for a loooonnng time.

That is til Zelos slapped her in the back of the head.

"OH, you must be Zaya (my data tells me~), I remember Yuri and that's Arche. Right, you guys wanna be part of this too? Yuri! You're with Renji--he's the green haired fellow over there. Zaya and Arche: get with either Avalith or Arieta."

Kurai picked up her staff, tucked it away, and then pushed up her glasses. "And yes, Guy." She called back, "You ARE gaining some weight. Again, onward!"

She started her march up again through the dense forest. The deeper the whole EXPEDITION got, the darker it became. Kurai sneezed: and it smelt like sulfer too! And there were some ugly a** [insert a whole lot of Tales weak monster here] crawling around.

"When will we get there?" Seles asked, moving away from her group.

Kurai reopened the book, pursed her lips and shrugged. "It shouldn't be TOO far away from here. Apparently it's a cave--"

"Like that one up there?" Seles did an over dramatic point, and LO AND BEHOLD, there was an OBVIOUS mouth of a cave at least half a mile away.

Kurai slapped Seles upside the head. "Yes. That one. Let's keep marching, men."
PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:10 pm


"Renji's team should be lucky to get a zombie!" Kenta said with most glee.

....which was rudely interrupted by Barbatos' slicing of his body.
"WHY DON'T YOU DIE ALREADY?!" he asked as he threw Kenta's body to the ground and sliced it to pieces.

...only to have it reform.

"BURUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Barbatos finally got miffed enough and just warped over to Kurai.
"Fufufufufu.... GA HAHAHAHAHA!!" he yelled as he looked at the map she had.
"Now that I've memorized this, I'll go on to claim the treasure for myself! KA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Barbatos created a huge gust of wind as he slammed his axe down, making most go back a few feet, and then teleported out. ....cause he could do that too.

....and so Barbatos went to explore the dungeon by himself, not taking Kenta for once. He was miffed at the whole ordeal....

"Heeeeyyy!" Kenta said in a cheery tone.
"LET'S DO IT TEAM!"

....and then his arm fell off.

"I can fix that!" he said.


"Ah," Yuan said as he approached the red-head.
"Kratos, Chosen Zelos. I assume you are both well."

He minded his manners and gave both of them a polite bow and then addressed Kratos.
"Since you are the designated commander of this faction," he said.
"What do you propose we do first?"

He was open to suggestions, but he had some ideas of his own too.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:20 pm


"W-wait!!" Renji said.
"What...?! I've barely been here yet, I can hardly lead.... I ask that you please reconsider---"
"Wa ha ha ha!" Fog said.
"If you don't want to lead, I'll just do it. I'm sure that's not a problem, eh Kurai? We need more for the Shileska force anyways! Yeah!"

Fog was being a bit imposing, but Renji was not really ready to lead. If he HAD to do, he'd do it, but otherwise...

"Unless you have someone else better suited, wa ha ha ha!" Fog said.

"Th-thanks Commander...." Renji said scratching his head.

He then looked at the members of their faction. ....a zombie.... (that was weird), Tytree, Rid, Raiko and Yuri.

He'd have to go properly introduce himself to all of them. ....he hoped that they didn't hate him for being so .... out-going.

"Howdy there, yeah!" Fog said as he walked up to Yuri.
"I'm Fog, wa ha ha ha! Pleased ta meetcha."

....his Commander was already taking care of this...

"You Raiko?" he said as he asked the girl.
"I sort of remember you, yeah. Yeah! From the first war if I remember, wa ha ha ha! Pleased ta see you again."

...Renji was feeling very insecure by all of this...

"Yeah! Tytree!" Fog said.
"We were comrades in the last war, yeah?! Fought with the green and hair and what not, wa ha ha ha!!"

....very insecure...

"Ah, Rid," Fog said....then changing his tone to a sarcastic one.
"I already know you, go get some fish."

Finally, Renji was no longer able to keep his fright in.

"HI EVERYONE I'M RENJI!" he yelled.

....he then placed his hands over his mouth right away.
"Sorry..." he said softly with his hands still over his mouth.

"WA HA HA HA!" Fog laughed with his head up high.
"That's the ticket!"
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