INSANE INFO FOR SEPTEMBER
Upcoming events:
Surprise poll with a prize.
Be sure to vote in the DAILY poll and POST your answer each day for a prize.
Mentionables
New members:
Cicilly
someone else but ping is too stupid to think to write down the user name and forgot...
New members:
Cicilly
someone else but ping is too stupid to think to write down the user name and forgot...
Fort Insanity Completed
The home of the Guardians of Insanity is officially opened! Queen alwaysthere presided over the gala opening ceremony, in which literally hundreds dozens some of Insanity's leading citizens were shown around the unclassified areas of the vast military empire.
A few citizens were harmed during the ribbon cutting ceremony. The self-styled Generalissimo SamekhMem was heard to remark "Maybe we shouldn't have used triple-strand, razor-tipped concertina wire as the ribbon." The extreme tension upon the ribbon caused a great deal of whiplash when the last strand was cut, but all of the injured were treated (by a nearby Mystic Healer) and released. Most are expected to recover pretty well, all things considered.
Recruiting for the Army is ongoing as well...the Assassins in particular are well represented, but the Kamikaze Warriors are a little few in number. When asked about this shortage, the General would only say "Well, I don't know...it's not like we have started training in their specialty. And my uncle was a famous kamikaze in his time...he flew 12 successful missions!"
In a completely unrelated incident, a surprise training exercise was carried out in the Dungeon. One of the Martial Arts Warriors, a Private Rose, was tasked to act as a terrorist, and in training captured and held the Queen of Insanity hostage, in order to test the rapid-deployment capabilities of the fledgling Army. Generalissimo SamekhMem called the training a "complete success,' and the response of his troops "...forceful, deliberate and effective." He further added, "The Queen was never in any danger at all. Nohow, noway. These rumors of a renegade chef are just a bunch of hooey. Hooey, that's it!"
When we asked if we could question Private Rose, we were told she was taking a long, long vacation. Somewhere where "the sun does not shine."
FLabbergAst
THe Daily Poll will continue through the colors available on gaia ( 112, if I counted correctly ) until the last color is reached.
THEN IT WILL BE RETIRED. ( We're only on 37, no worries ).
In other news, I have discovered I own only 2 pairs of socks. I once owned 5 or 6 pairs of socks.
Where are all my socks going? Could this become an epidemic?
I call to the people of the kingdom to carefully guard their socks!
If you see someone stealing/maiming/wearing socks you should kill them on the spot, then dance wildly in their blood
to show the universe we won't stand for having our socks sneaked away from us!
WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL OUR SOCKS ARE SAFE FROM DANGER, AND THE HUNGRY DRYER MONSTER THAT EATS THE LEFT ONES!
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