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By SHAFF

Welcome to Issue 023 of TLOEM Newsletter.
In the crew subforum I got my "Shaffs list of s**t to do" thread. I gotta say, this thread is helping me a lot. I'm adding loads of new s**t. Added new stuff to Information Thread, added Avatar of the Week & finally updated TLOEM Guilds Profile.
Now onto the Newsletter.

Edit: I cbf to see if theres anything wrong in this issue. Plan and me did most of it, but I really didn't bother doing much. Sorry guys.

By SHAFF

Septembers Moron of the Month goes to a Member who returned awhile ago. He was a great member and I'm glad he's back being a great member again! Moron of the Month goes to Crew Member Rampage! at the Brothel.



Rampage! won a Trophy, MotM Emote by Psywing & Art by Spatterdash.

Ask him questions here at the Ask the MotM! thread which has been moved to Main Forum!

By Shaff

Our first Featured Moron ever for Issue 23 is our latest member of crew, Psywing.

This guy has been a member for awhile now. He is very friendly and he keeps making us emotes. He has an awesome workstation where he makes his emotes and heres a couple that he made.

By Shaff

Featured Profile is awarded to Aimless Shadow. When I met her around a year ago she had the same profile as she does now. It's full of awesome art and it takes forever to load on my computer. D; A lot of the art is by her too.

By Journalistic Integrity

Today we upset the cosmic balance and interview some newbie as if he were a celebrity.



And thus the past references the future. What does this hold for the present?

By What're you doing?!

Shaff 15965 posts. What're you doing?!
Detective Mortalis 2368 posts. What're you doing?!
Psywing 721 posts. What're you doing?!
Mysterious A 1195 posts. What're you doing?!
Quezacoatl 809 posts. What're you doing?!
Martyr_of_Death 765 posts. What're you doing?!
plan|face 861 posts. What're you doing?!
SociaI Stigma 2388 posts. What're you doing?!
The Literate Duck 47 posts. What're you doing?!
Ska Boss 33 posts. What're you doing?!
Kage no Umi 118 posts. What're you doing?!
thermoplastick 494 posts. What're you doing?!
Tenshi heavens 837 posts. What're you doing?!
Bedsheets 240 posts. What're you doing?!

By Quackerjack

I got drunk and had sex with my mom, what should I do? ~Anonymous
Get a twelve pack and give me a call so I can join in next time.

Who should I vote for? ~Anonymous
Deez nuts!

By He's crazy about me.

By Alex Jones

Don't you know?! Gaia is a money scam! When you donate to them they take your money then ban you for no reason! It's in their TOS saying it's okay for them to do it! WOAH!

By Winter Charade

By Quid Pro Quo Clarisse

Oh jeez, I am too ******** wasted right now. Hey, hey, hey... how do you cook a Quiz? Get a pound of weed, cook it until she's nice and baked, then serve. Hahahahahaha... woah I feel sick.

by plan|face

You kids, jeez.

I remember when I was young I wanted to be someone special. To be special I figured the best/only way was to be seen as unique. The quickest way to be seen as unique is to be seen as different, which is not the same thing. And as a kid I assumed the best way to be seen as different was to act weird, crazy and silly.

Oh, hahaha, I said "banana" as a non sequitur answer to a question no one asked me. I worked really hard to be really strange in the hopes that people would value my eccentric behavior as something unique and special. I would always try to be creatively absurd and lively every time I went out in public.

It wasn't that I was not a creative person normally, it was that I was taking a conscious effort to work such creativity into everything I did even when it didn't belong simply so I could seem like this ideal, unique person. I was essentially trying to be a caricature of myself. It wouldn't be until at least fifteen or so years later in my life that I would realize that I didn't need to be.

What I am getting at is that I see a lot of kids these days following the same suit. They act like Gir from Invader Zim all the time and do wacky s**t all for the sake of being different. I get it, I really do, I'm just saying it's not necessary. Don't get me wrong, I love absurd, dadaist humor. I'm just saying it shouldn't have to be what you're about, ya know?

I don't always have to post something funny and neither do you.

By Hippie Bane

YOU CAN BE ******** TO PLAY? I DONT THINK SOOOOOOOO


THis week on games you cant be ******** to play is a old skoo classic rpg, known fondly as "super mario RPG: legend of the seven stars" This gem is now available for your wii virtual console (dont try to emulate it, its ILLEGAL!)

this s**t is of the heezy for sheezy. it has mario romping around a hueg world map trying to find the seven stars that make up every wish in the universe. The game had a cool battle system, and was a joint effort by squaresoft and nintendo. The story is a tad bit forgettable (my favorite mario rpg is paper mario 2 for the gamecube, srsly buy that game its epic) but the battles are fun and its a enjoyable game. GET IT GET IT GET IT DO IT ERJBR:IBR:IVRP:IRVP:IVR:IRL:ROVR


bye guys

By Drunk buh... uh... what? II

FISKARENS (mutha ********') FIENDE!

By The Authors

By Shaff

There will be no other issues. The end.

sucks

Wow.... I had no idea why he PMd me.


And suddenly it all makes sense.
(I'm really embarrassed right now).