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By plan|face, the real winner of everything ever.

This just in concerning those that didn't vote for plan|face to be September's MotM:



Also:

By the plan|face who's over his hurt now.

This week's winners are Quezapalin, {Color me azn}, Geoff and Maitre D for their generous contributions to the birthday fund. Everyone else came in second place. Better luck next year. biggrin

By a guy who hates people's profiles.

No one wins.

By Journalistic Integrity

Today we honor "Bvr" by having her as today's moron interviewee.



Nevermind that, instead we honor "Questionable" by having her as today's moron interviewee.



You know what, just forget it. No one gets any honor this time.

By The Living Abacus

Everyone who clicks this is an obsessive loser. D:

By Vice President Palin

Is it cold?
I use to be a dude until my damn balls froze off!

Are you a hockey mom?
I have aborted everything I ever loved.

By 可愛いですね

By the police, open up!

Whenever you get a warning you should act surprised.

By Summer of '05 in Tokyo, Japan

Click it to enlarge. I actually took this picture myself, unlike Cool Breeze Momma, who never takes a picture of anything.

By Quizibuck

My mother use to make this for me every night. Now-a-days when I have it I think of my mom and how she always dreamed of getting away from everything.

2/3 Whiskey
1/6 Sweet Vermouth
1 Dash Bitters
Stir well with ice and strain into a glass. Serve with a Cherry (optional).

by some old douchebag

Kids these days with their new fangled slangs. I try to keep up but every day it's some new s**t, I don't know what the ******** ya'll are saying. What the ******** is "cbf"? I can't even pronounce that. "Kubuff?" Whatever, that's some bullshit anyways. Back in my days, we had sophisticated slangs we use to make up.

Wrah. That is supposed to be pronounced "rey-ah". I know that don't make no sense, you hush yo mouth, child! I don't remember what it means but I know it's insulting. I see some ******** kids acting a fool up in my movie theater I'm all like, "WRAH!" I shake my cane clenched tightly in my fist, that shows them.

Yeah, I'll give them a show, only that show doesn't have no Cuba Gooding Jr., no sir! This ain't no "Gleaming the Cube"! This is some ******** wrah and you will respect it!

What was I talking about? Oh right, Snow Dogs starring Cuba Gooding Jr. Now there's a real movie actor. These days you kids got your Fishburns and your Epps. What they know? Huh? ******** wrah, kids. They are some gay wrah. Except for Epps though, I likes that Dr. House show he's on. Good show.

By Hot Coffee

Tough games make you think better.

Awesome games make you boner harder.

By Musical Genius

Rock is dead, get over it. Hip Hop is alive and well and some seriously boss Hip Hop is very much out there. Kids these days don't even know though, what's up with that? I got'cha back thou', I'm gunna light your way.

"No Regrets" by Aesop Rock.

Lucy lead a wonderful life, don't you think? I like that story.

By Aspiring Artist

By plan|face

In the next issue I'll deeply apologize for the insults I have made. You know I didn't mean it, right? D:

Finally, something enjoyable to read!
Lovely game selection

I love that song. It's so cute.

It's funny cause when I was a kid I had blue barrettes and I would draw on every inch of every page I could find.

And it's scary cause that's my name, too.


whoa.